That time I cucked myself

[Downey]

Was hanging out with a female friend, studying and chilling before exam. A guy friend messaged me asking me if he could join too cause he’s nervous for thee exam. I said ok yeah come. The three of us studied and fucked off to the exam, I did well

Fast forward 3 weeks it comes up on my facebook feed that those two are in a relationship i was like wtfff. Turns out she added him as soon as she got home and started taking to him. And in 3 weeks they’re in relationship. Now this guy isn’t chad, he is socially awkward and can’t do conversations, but he is white and 6’1 and she is malaysian so you know how that goes.

Just a reminder that if shit like this doesn’t happen to you once or twice a year you are a repulsive subhuman and not even average

 

[Archangel]

It's over

 

[auboutduprecipice]

COLONIZED

 

[ElliotRodgerJr]

G E K O L O N I S E E R D

 

[Deleted member 1560]

I asked out my ex gf in one week and I am not even chad

 

[BigBiceps]

I asked out my ex gf in one week and I am not even chad

I'll do one better, I didn't even ask my ex gf out and not a chad either.

 

[Deleted member 1560]

I'll do one better, I didn't even ask my ex gf out and not a chad either.

Fuck off chad