TheGreatDetective
The Witch of Truth
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So i had to give a press conference in France. Naturally i called the pilot of my private jet to get things ready. But to my surprise, he told me that the jet was currently under maintenance. I was fucking pissed. How the fuck was i not given a heads up?
I grabbed my iphone 17 (it has a custom $1.5 million ivory and imperial jadeite back case that my pops gave me) and immediately started scrolling through my contacts.
Finally, after scrolling past hundreds of stacylite JBs (18) for 10 minutes straight, i reached @CelestialEmpire phone number. I called him up and asked him if he could lend me his private jet for a few days. He told me that he couldn't since he was in Bali with his gf (WASP Stacy) and even if he told his pilot to fly to me, he wouldn't arrive in time.
When it rains, it pours...
I had no choice... I had to use a commercial plane. God, just thinking about it makes me sick. My chauffeur dropped me off at the airport. I boarded the airplane.
I was shocked. The plane was filled with prime north atlantid JBs (18), the average girl was probably HTB. I'm not joking, 80% of the passengers were girls, the rest being low T cucks.
I sat by the window.
A minute later this random girl sat next to me
(Looked exactly like her)
But i was too sleepy to give a fuck. I grabbed my $15,000 sleep mask and tried to get some rest
However, i was interrupted when i felt the soft tips of someone's fingers resting on my left knee (i was wearing shorts instead of my usual Stuart Hughes diamond edition suit since it was a hot summer day).
I took off my sleep mask, the light suddenly blinded my A10 eyes as i tried to assess the situation. I looked at her. AND HOLY FUCK. SHE WAS AS RED AS A TOMATO.
(Reminded me of @Anakin_10k for some reason)
I tried closing my eyes again but i was interrupted once more. Except this time her hand was on my inner thigh, 2 inches away from my cock
HOLY FUCK CAN I GET SOME REST
I grabbed her tiny wrist, and put her hand directly on my bulge. 'Is this what you want?' I said with my high T 60hz gigachad voice.
I was expecting her to get all shy, BUT JESUS CHRIST YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT
SHE WAS FERAL. She immediately started trying to take off my shorts.
My massive 9.5x7.5 NBP spring loaded cock came out of my shorts at such incredible speed and force that it hit the front seat and made a huge thump.
The two girls sitting in front of us looked back trying to understand wtf just happened
They were FUCKING SPEECHLESS
This was literally their reaction
The girl that was sitting next to me started to give me head (low inhib move from her)
AND HOLY FUCK IT WAS GOOD
The girls sitting in front of us looked at eachother and said in unison 'Well, we can't let her have all the fun' So they got up from their seats and started reaching for my GODZILLA TIER MASSIVE COCK
As you can imagine, it was cramped asf
Imagine three girls trying to give you head here
At this point, everyone on the plane started to get curious about what the fuck was going on. So they came to investigate
People couldn't believe what was happening, and neither could i. The low T cucks started fuming, the high E HTB/stacylites started getting wet.
Next thing i knew, there was a fucking horde of girls trampling over each other trying to fuck me
IT LOOKED LIKE A SCENE STRAIGHT OUT OF WORLD WAR Z
I was fucking them for 4 hours straight (it was an eleven hour flight)
I was just about to cum when i heard a female scream coming from the cockpit. I knew this wasn't the typical scream that comes as a natural reaction to seeing my massive cock, so i stood up and said ''Excuse me ladies''
I knocked on the door and asked if everything was alright. The female co-pilot said that the Captain had passed out and that she didn't know what to do
There was no time, i grabbed the reinforced, bullet-resistant doors and tore them off their hinges (High T move)
The female co-pilot looked like this
And the captain who had passed out was some low T cuck boomer so i didn't really give a fuck and asked if there was a doctor on board. They dragged him out of the cockpit and tried to perform CPR. (I also know CPR but cba)
But there was a loud warning sound. Something had gone wrong, and the autopilot wasn’t functioning properly
The co-pilot, who was now shaking from both the shock of her colleague passing out and my Alpha Golden Boy presence, said ‘Oh my God, i can’t land the plane. I think I’m having a panic attack'
I told her to relax since I had a PPL (Private Pilot License), and i was confident that a commercial airplane couldn’t be all that different.
FYI, everyone in my family has gone to flying school, as this is part of the WASP Golden Boy aristocratic education.
I landed the plane so smoothly that even the passengers couldn’t tell we had arrived.
As i was leaving the cockpit, the female co-pilot said ''Hold up big boy you aren't leaving without a little reward, are you?'' (i'm 6'7 280 pounds 5% bf btw)
She looked at me like this
She took off her pilot uniform and starting riding my dildx like there's no tomorrow. At this point my balls were huge since i had been fucking every female on the plane for the past 4 hours and hadn't cum yet. So i busted a massive amount of coom all over her, some of it hit the dashboard as well (i think they had to repair that shit later)
I finally left the plane. I was in France at last. (the airport was filled with ethnics btw, they even had the audacity to ask me for a pic)
What a busy day that was. AND I STILL HAD TO GET READY FOR THE CONFERENCE (i also had an orgy there, but that's a story for another day)
And yeah... that's it i guess. Just a normal day in the life of a WASP Golden Boy Chad.
INB4:
-dnr
-larp
-tales
-schizo ramblings
I grabbed my iphone 17 (it has a custom $1.5 million ivory and imperial jadeite back case that my pops gave me) and immediately started scrolling through my contacts.
Finally, after scrolling past hundreds of stacylite JBs (18) for 10 minutes straight, i reached @CelestialEmpire phone number. I called him up and asked him if he could lend me his private jet for a few days. He told me that he couldn't since he was in Bali with his gf (WASP Stacy) and even if he told his pilot to fly to me, he wouldn't arrive in time.
When it rains, it pours...
I had no choice... I had to use a commercial plane. God, just thinking about it makes me sick. My chauffeur dropped me off at the airport. I boarded the airplane.
I was shocked. The plane was filled with prime north atlantid JBs (18), the average girl was probably HTB. I'm not joking, 80% of the passengers were girls, the rest being low T cucks.
I sat by the window.
A minute later this random girl sat next to me
(Looked exactly like her)
But i was too sleepy to give a fuck. I grabbed my $15,000 sleep mask and tried to get some rest
However, i was interrupted when i felt the soft tips of someone's fingers resting on my left knee (i was wearing shorts instead of my usual Stuart Hughes diamond edition suit since it was a hot summer day).
I took off my sleep mask, the light suddenly blinded my A10 eyes as i tried to assess the situation. I looked at her. AND HOLY FUCK. SHE WAS AS RED AS A TOMATO.
(Reminded me of @Anakin_10k for some reason)
I tried closing my eyes again but i was interrupted once more. Except this time her hand was on my inner thigh, 2 inches away from my cock
HOLY FUCK CAN I GET SOME REST
I grabbed her tiny wrist, and put her hand directly on my bulge. 'Is this what you want?' I said with my high T 60hz gigachad voice.
I was expecting her to get all shy, BUT JESUS CHRIST YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT
SHE WAS FERAL. She immediately started trying to take off my shorts.
My massive 9.5x7.5 NBP spring loaded cock came out of my shorts at such incredible speed and force that it hit the front seat and made a huge thump.
The two girls sitting in front of us looked back trying to understand wtf just happened
They were FUCKING SPEECHLESS
This was literally their reaction
The girl that was sitting next to me started to give me head (low inhib move from her)
AND HOLY FUCK IT WAS GOOD
The girls sitting in front of us looked at eachother and said in unison 'Well, we can't let her have all the fun' So they got up from their seats and started reaching for my GODZILLA TIER MASSIVE COCK
As you can imagine, it was cramped asf
Imagine three girls trying to give you head here
At this point, everyone on the plane started to get curious about what the fuck was going on. So they came to investigate
People couldn't believe what was happening, and neither could i. The low T cucks started fuming, the high E HTB/stacylites started getting wet.
Next thing i knew, there was a fucking horde of girls trampling over each other trying to fuck me
IT LOOKED LIKE A SCENE STRAIGHT OUT OF WORLD WAR Z
I was fucking them for 4 hours straight (it was an eleven hour flight)
I was just about to cum when i heard a female scream coming from the cockpit. I knew this wasn't the typical scream that comes as a natural reaction to seeing my massive cock, so i stood up and said ''Excuse me ladies''
I knocked on the door and asked if everything was alright. The female co-pilot said that the Captain had passed out and that she didn't know what to do
There was no time, i grabbed the reinforced, bullet-resistant doors and tore them off their hinges (High T move)
The female co-pilot looked like this
And the captain who had passed out was some low T cuck boomer so i didn't really give a fuck and asked if there was a doctor on board. They dragged him out of the cockpit and tried to perform CPR. (I also know CPR but cba)
But there was a loud warning sound. Something had gone wrong, and the autopilot wasn’t functioning properly
The co-pilot, who was now shaking from both the shock of her colleague passing out and my Alpha Golden Boy presence, said ‘Oh my God, i can’t land the plane. I think I’m having a panic attack
'I told her to relax since I had a PPL (Private Pilot License), and i was confident that a commercial airplane couldn’t be all that different.
FYI, everyone in my family has gone to flying school, as this is part of the WASP Golden Boy aristocratic education.
I landed the plane so smoothly that even the passengers couldn’t tell we had arrived.
As i was leaving the cockpit, the female co-pilot said ''Hold up big boy you aren't leaving without a little reward, are you?'' (i'm 6'7 280 pounds 5% bf btw)
She looked at me like this
She took off her pilot uniform and starting riding my dildx like there's no tomorrow. At this point my balls were huge since i had been fucking every female on the plane for the past 4 hours and hadn't cum yet. So i busted a massive amount of coom all over her, some of it hit the dashboard as well
(i think they had to repair that shit later)I finally left the plane. I was in France at last. (the airport was filled with ethnics btw, they even had the audacity to ask me for a pic)
What a busy day that was. AND I STILL HAD TO GET READY FOR THE CONFERENCE
(i also had an orgy there, but that's a story for another day)And yeah... that's it i guess. Just a normal day in the life of a WASP Golden Boy Chad.
INB4:
-dnr
-larp
-tales
-schizo ramblings
