The Beginners Guide to Machomaxing

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THEN ITS TIME TO MAKE A CHANGE.
HERE IS HOW TO TRANSFORM YOUR LIFE IN JUST 1-2 YEARS.

PHASE 1

Step 1 : Start training martial arts, preferably Muay Thai or Boxing. Wagecuck to pay the monthly/yearly fee, make sure to train at least 2-3 times a week for at least 1-2 years.


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Step 2 : After 1-2 years of training, buy a six-pack of beer, 1g of cocaine and a quarter liquor.
Put on some tunes and drink 2-3 beers.
After that, pour out some of the cocaine on a hard table top or surface. Get a credit card and make 1 reasonably sized line.
Snort that 1 line, and proceed with downing the remaining beers.
Now! Here comes an option, you could either drink the quarter of liquor OR bring it in your inner pocket. It depends on how hard you have been cucki’n because drinks are expensive these days.
Turn the tunes off and leave your dungeon, but before leaving pour out a big pile of coke. About 1/4-1/3 of the bag, make up 2-4 lines and snort them.

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Step 3 : Head for the nearest nightclub,
the more people the better.
As soon as entering the nightclub, head straight for the bar. Order in one large white russian, 8cl of liquor.
This is important! You need the bloat from the cream to gain extra power.
Down the 6cl glass, now this is optional.
But if you are not coked at this point, enter the bathroom and snort 1-2 lines more.


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Step 4 : Look for the meanest looking fuck in the night club, preferably with some of his mates.
This is where your martial arts training come in to play. Hit that fucker right on his left eye with a straight punch, then throw a left hook on his jaw. Hopefully, this will start a fight between you, him and his mates. At this point you will most likely lose, however the alcohol and coke will make you superhuman. You wont feel much pain, but you will have to give up if you hit the ground. As soon as you have hit the ground. Run as fast as you can out of the nightclub, before the police or security catch your ass.

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CONGRATULATIONS!
You have now completed the first step of ogremaxing, you have been in your first bare-knuckle fight and you have also gained a few bruises for free. On top of that you are drunk and coked, now proceed to buy a pack of cheap cigarettes and smoke the whole pack before going to bed. This is important to ruin your lungs and get a cool raspy voice.

Now you can quit your wagecucking job, and start bare knuckle boxing.
With this you will gain fighting experience, as well as free cool scars/bruises. It will also build you a reputation as long as you keep doing well.
The money you gain during matches, will be spent on food, rent, alcohol, cigarettes and a gym membership. Also you will have a lot of free time from your bare-knuckle boxing career. This time should be spend doing criminal activity (Guide to this coming soon)
Hope you enjoy! I look forward to hearing your results in the comments down below.
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Step one to incelmaxing
 
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Step one to incelmaxing

You wont be incel for long, part 2 coming soon guys stay tuned. Make sure to hit that bell and comment bro
 
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Basically waste your time
 
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Motherfucker's got a subscribed image to an unlinked gif. Brutal. I don't think he got the memo about how that works.
 
Move to Romania to take this to a whole another level.

Also the black population there is zero percent. You have lesser chances of being shot thanks to that and also extremely tough gun laws.
 

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