The only workout you need.

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Sex.

For health, full body strength, and aesthetics.

All I've been doing for the past 6 or so months since quiting the gym/working out is having sex. And I've lost weight doing nothing but that + continuing to eat in a deficit most of the week.

For those that don't know, sex is literally a full body workout. It works all your muscles and builds cardio if you can last long. It's also the healthiest most natural workout you can do. When I managed to go for long, I can feel the burn in my glutes and abs. Arms too if holding yourself upright for missionary. Not the crazy burn like lifting weights, but enough to work up a sweat.

My glutes now have increased power, definition, and strength thanks to sex.

Just lol at gymcels doing hip thrusts and squats to "train their sex muscles."

Hip thrust

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Say goodbye to your joints and health.

Best way to train sex muscles is to train the movement directly: By having sex. (jfl incels)

In summary: You don't need weights or other exercises for health. All you need is sex.

And if you're incel, you have two options to perform this exercise.

1. Hire a hooker.

2. Fuck your pillow(there are many ways).

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Having Sex = Looking younger.
 
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how can i have sex? girls say im too young for them. even the 14yo girls say this:feelstastyman::feelswhy:
 
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how can i have sex? girls say im too young for them. even the 14yo girls say this:feelstastyman::feelswhy:
Super simple for you. Get better looking(start with hair) and then have sex with girls younger than you.

Until then, resort to the pillow.

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should i hit on 10-13yo girls?:feelstastyman:
Obviously yes. The age gap is not a lot. You are young enough.

Get good hair and be lean. You will slay.
 
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