The “Should You Fight Back?” Chart

[thecel]

	Physical Safety NOT Important	Physical Safety Important
Legal Safety NOT Important	Attack as aggressively as possible regardless of whether you’ll win or lose the fight.	If you’re strong enough to defeat opponents, attack aggressively. Else, retreat.
Legal Safety Important	If your position allows legal self-defense, fight back until opponents stop posing danger to you. Else, retreat.	If you’re strong enough to stop opponents from hurting you AND your position allows legal self-defense, fight back until opponents stop posing danger to you. Else, retreat.

Examples of People in Each of the Above Categories:

• No safety matters : Elliot Rodger
• Only legal safety matters : a radical male who loves to engage in violent combat but is small in size and fears getting raped in prison
• Only physical safety matters : a big strong male model Tyrone whose life is epic both inside and outside prison
• All safety matters : a nerdy scholar who studies at a prestigious university

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

Don't yk Kung fu or sum

 

[Deleted member 16530]

We have guys on this site that act like they would jump into a fight 1vs8 but in reality they wouldn’t touch anyone in fear of a single punch derailing their mewing efforts and bonesmashing them in the wrong angle.

 

[thecel]

Don't yk Kung fu or sum

Kung Fu, Karate, Jujitsu, Taekwondoe, and other martial arts are useless for 5'3' scrawny Indian janitor to defend against 6'8' turbo-testosterone Chadrone

 

[thecel]

Who needs a chart for this? 0 words

This isn’t a reference chart made for people to check when they’re in danger jfl. It’s a way of making a point. I put my philosophy into a chart form that communicates it better than if it were only straight text paragraphs.

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

Who needs a chart for this? 0 words

Why is ur name lgbt

 

[Deleted member 15748]

boolean legal = true;
while (legal){

if (selfHeight>enemyHeight && selfStrength > enemyStrength()){
attack();
break;
}
else {
retreat();
break;
}
}

 

[Saen]

Physical safety important & legal safety important = build pipe bombs in your cabin in Montana and send them to universities

 

[Baldingman1998]

boolean legal = true;
while (legal){

if (selfHeight>enemyHeight && selfStrength > enemyStrength()){
attack();
break;
}
else {
retreat();
break;
}
}

Let's make a scam nft game together and scam retards and be rich in a few months. I take 20% for the idea and you take 80% for coding. We just steal some assets (larping as development) and paste them on social media and boom win

 

[Deleted member 15748]

Let's make a scam nft game together and scam retards and be rich in a few months. I take 20% for the idea and you take 80% for coding. We just steal some assets (larping as development) and paste them on social media and boom win

no bro i'm way too low in dark triad fr that sadly, im like 20 percentile

 

[Deleted member 15748]

Let's make a scam nft game together and scam retards and be rich in a few months. I take 20% for the idea and you take 80% for coding. We just steal some assets (larping as development) and paste them on social media and boom win

i hate lying and scamming, no desire and makes me feel guilty

 

[Baldingman1998]

no bro i'm way too low in dark triad fr that sadly, im like 20 percentile

i hate lying and scamming, no desire and makes me feel guilty

I was like that but scam once and retire vs live as a wage slave for life. Hunt or be hunted world.

 

[SubhumanCurrycel]

We have guys on this site that act like they would jump into a fight 1vs8 but in reality they wouldn’t touch anyone in fear of a single punch derailing their mewing efforts and bonesmashing them in the wrong angle.

Ngl I would run from any fight I’m not guaranteed to win, high inhib curry trait.

 

[Deleted member 16530]

Ngl I would run from any fight I’m not guaranteed to win, high inhib curry trait.

Honestly unless it’s someone you can dominate over easily it’s not worth it.You can become disfigured,permanently injured,jailed…

Life is not a superhero movie.

 

[TeenAscender]

What’s ur bench press now @thecel ?

 

[thecel]

What’s ur bench press now @thecel ?

I stopped coping

 

[thecel]

Honestly unless it’s someone you can dominate over easily it’s not worth it.You can become disfigured,permanently injured,jailed…

Life is not a superhero movie.

for Tyrone it is

 

[TeenAscender]

I stopped coping

Damn

While gymcelling sucks for framecel manlets it’s still better than not doing it, but hey if u find other ways to use ur time than cool