THE TIME I SHOT AT A POLICE OFFICER (How did i survive) (low inhib luljankybo)

[Deleted member 17531]

This happened the summer before high school, so 2019. I was 13 at the time and me and my friends were outside doing dumb shit all summer. Stealing from stores, pranking random people, that type of stuff

One day my friend comes over to my house with three bb guns, big AR lookin ass shits too. So we're outside at the park shooting cans and trees, and occasionally at passing cars. Apparently a bystander saw us from a distance and called the police on us ( it was me, a mexican friend and a tall white friend)
We hear the sirens coming from the other block and instinctively duck behind some bushes to not be seen. Then the police car comes cruising down the street slowly, and my dumb fucking ass decides to light the police car up. I emptied the entire fucking clip on the side of the car after that me and my friends ran away while the dude apparently called backup and tracked us. Long story short we did end up getting caught and got a stern reprimanding, they reminded us if the officer hadnt thought it was some kids pulling a prank he might've shot back.

 

[Deleted member 15977]

Tales from the slums of mumbai

 

[Deleted member 17531]

Tales from the slums of mumbai

tales from the streets of Fairfield California

 

[Deleted member 15569]

 

[duck]

reminds me of when i stole some zipperhead’s cold war era ak-47 and waved it around town while blacked out on 4mg of xanax and a few shots of vodka. thankfully some foid thought i was a warlord and sucked my weiner in the alley way until i came back to consciousness.

 

[Deleted member 17531]

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i wish it was a lie

 

[Deleted member 17531]

reminds me of when i stole some zipperhead’s cold war era ak-47 and waved it around town while blacked out on 4mg of xanax and a few shots of vodka. thankfully some foid thought i was a warlord and sucked my weiner in the alley way until i came back to consciousness.

easily noticed sarcasm

 

[Chowdog]

This happened the summer before high school, so 2019. I was 13 at the time and me and my friends were outside doing dumb shit all summer. Stealing from stores, pranking random people, that type of stuff

One day my friend comes over to my house with three bb guns, big AR lookin ass shits too. So we're outside at the park shooting cans and trees, and occasionally at passing cars. Apparently a bystander saw us from a distance and called the police on us ( it was me, a mexican friend and a tall white friend)
We hear the sirens coming from the other block and instinctively duck behind some bushes to not be seen. Then the police car comes cruising down the street slowly, and my dumb fucking ass decides to light the police car up. I emptied the entire fucking clip on the side of the car after that me and my friends ran away while the dude apparently called backup and tracked us. Long story short we did end up getting caught and got a stern reprimanding, they reminded us if the officer hadnt thought it was some kids pulling a prank he might've shot back.

 

[Deleted member 19576]

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Is this how white people dance'?

 

[Chowdog]

Is this how white people dance'?

no its how niggas who get bitches dance, keep mirin

 

[Deleted member 4231]

kj alt

 

[Deleted member 17429]

Long story short we did end up getting caught and got a stern reprimanding, they reminded us if the officer hadnt thought it was some kids pulling a prank he might've shot back.

shot up a whole car and all he did was give u a little chitty chat? i wouldve gotten raped in the fucking interrogation room

 

[looksmaxxed]

should have fired back and ended your cringe existence

 

[Deleted member 17531]

shot up a whole car and all he did was give u a little chitty chat? i wouldve gotten raped in the fucking interrogation room

he was a level minded cop and was pretty sure it was bb's, still mock arrested my friend tho cuz he was talking back

 

[Deleted member 17531]

should have fired back and ended your cringe existence

who are you

 

[FastBananaCEO]

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What was even the point of this story? Even if it was true no one is gonna give OP respect. This is the cringiest thing in the world

 

[Cheek0]

 

[Deleted member 16133]

same thing happened to me neighbors called police cuz was shooting bb rifle

 

[Deleted member 17531]

@Octillionaire nigga why you keep reading through my old threads

 

[Deleted member 19499]

If you would've gotten shot then yo momma would've been, "He was a good boi, he dindu nuffin. He wuz on his wayz to da church."

 

[Deleted member 17531]

I keep seeing them in the “similar threads” section jfl . Idk why people don’t believe you tbh

i live on a different plane of existence from these incels, while i was shooting at cops with BB guns they were sitting inside binge watching Hitler documentaries and pornhub

 

[Cheek0]

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