There is no ascension, buddy. Nothing can save ya

Clqs

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This is gonna be you after your muh ascension

You're way too boring to have a fun and fulfilling relationship, looks alone won't save you

If you were average looking and had some social skills from the start, you wouldn't have had to deal with this

There is no surgery for the lack of experience during your developing years

You'll maybe get to slay some drunk ltbs every other Saturday, it won't take much before you get bored of it tho

Just wrap it up already

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She would be sitting on his lap in public
 
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untrue

find someone real

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Only Chad has access the the "real" ones

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absolutely not, you’re looking in the wrong places

but perhaps you’re too NT for the real bitches

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