Things that have happened to me that you will never experience

[Deleted member 23558]

Girls eyeing me from across the sidewalk until one of them tripped and fell

A new born puppy was crushed under a car because the girl who was driving the car was double checking me

a st thomas mallu came to me and said " i looked blessed like jesus and was instantly attracted to your pressence, can i have a minute of your time " and told me about his struggle with cancer

a Telugu brahmin who told me young man stop smoking indian cigarette, but then he pulls one russian sobrane out and takes me to a bar where he introduces me to the waitress who is a smoking hot pitch black dravidian with indus valley earth mother worship figurine.

 

[laaoo]

i beg that one day im this level of delusional

 

[vermillioncorefan]

we get it, you’re cool

 

[Deleted member 23558]

i beg that one day im this level of delusional

What do you want me to do? show you number of that christian guy who gave me his whatsapp and blessed me with the rosemary and said wish? I wished to look like ramirez and got his cheekbones out of thin air, jesus saved me but keep coping

 

[Deleted member 23558]

we get it, you’re cool

I didnt do anything special to get this treatment its just another round in the reincarnation cycle

 

[PLA1092]

> Telugu Brahmin

This is why caste is a meme

 

[UndiagnosedSchizo]

I unironically had a dream earleir where I was in class scrolling on looksmax.org and there was a girl next to me who also scrolled this forum, and we ended up hugging and then later on we started getting closer to eaxhotjer and we ended up fuxking and having an amazing LTR

sadly it was a dream

 

[Deleted member 19453]

 

[Deleted member 23558]

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I dont know why you are so disbelieving. Is this something so extrordinary to you guys?

 

[Aladin]

I unironically had a dream earleir where I was in class scrolling on looksmax.org and there was a girl next to me who also scrolled this forum, and we ended up hugging and then later on we started getting closer to eaxhotjer and we ended up fuxking and having an amazing LTR

sadly it was a dream

I had a dream where I had klinefelters.

 

[UndiagnosedSchizo]

I had a dream where I had klinefelters.

it’s not a dream, you probably do have klinefelters

 

[Aladin]

it’s not a dream, you probably do have klinefelters

Cope my balls are big and I don't have breasts.

 

[Deleted member 23558]

 

[iam good boy]

Girls eyeing me from across the sidewalk until one of them tripped and fell

A new born puppy was crushed under a car because the girl who was driving the car was double checking me

a st thomas mallu came to me and said " i looked blessed like jesus and was instantly attracted to your pressence, can i have a minute of your time " and told me about his struggle with cancer

a Telugu brahmin who told me young man stop smoking indian cigarette, but then he pulls one russian sobrane out and takes me to a bar where he introduces me to the waitress who is a smoking hot pitch black dravidian with indus valley earth mother worship figurine.

Who was the st thomas mallu

 

[Nick.Harte]

Indian Lorenzo zurzolo is irresistible to foids and Gali kuttas. Wow. What an aura.

 

[Deleted member 16275]

 

[klip11]

Girls eyeing me from across the sidewalk until one of them tripped and fell

A new born puppy was crushed under a car because the girl who was driving the car was double checking me

a st thomas mallu came to me and said " i looked blessed like jesus and was instantly attracted to your pressence, can i have a minute of your time " and told me about his struggle with cancer

a Telugu brahmin who told me young man stop smoking indian cigarette, but then he pulls one russian sobrane out and takes me to a bar where he introduces me to the waitress who is a smoking hot pitch black dravidian with indus valley earth mother worship figurine.

Thing that happened to you that I'll never experience: Getting butt fucked by BBC against your will

 

[longjohnmong]

I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate