Things that Should Never Happen in front of a Girl

[Deleted member 29670]

Getting your ass beat - If you get your ass beat in front of a girl, knocked out, choked out, get put in a wedgie, etc. It’s over, she will never look at you the same idgaf how good looking you are she’s gonna be dry as fuck knowing you got violated.

Cry- If you cry it’s over, why the fuck are you crying, even if your mom died you gotta hold that shit in you gotta wait till you get home then you can explode into tears, don’t let that hoe see you at your weakest

Clowned on- if you get clowned on roasted and get treated like a joke by your peers, she’s gonna see ur a little pipsqueak doormat that people can walk over

Robbed - This one is unfortunate tbh, but yeah if you get robbed, she’ll never let the visualisation of you scared for your life giving up your phone wallet and valuables to ogremaxxed thug go away, so tbh instead just die resisting

good luck

 

[LampPostPrime]

Most importantly she can't see you browse psl forums

 

[Sprinkles]

Robbed - This one is unfortunate tbh, but yeah if you get robbed, she’ll never let the visualisation of you scared for your life giving up your phone wallet and valuables to ogremaxxed thug go away, so tbh instead just die resisting

lol just be stoic about it, don’t act like a bitch

also shoot that nigga to show her you’re an alpha

 

[Deleted member 29670]

lol just be stoic about it, don’t act like a bitch

also shoot that nigga to show her you’re an alpha

most dudes are not walking around with guns and honestly you most likely would get robbed by a group of thugs rather than just one mf by himself so even with a gun unless you’re John wick it’s wraps

 

[Kasanova]

Getting your ass beat - If you get your ass beat in front of a girl, knocked out, choked out, get put in a wedgie, etc. It’s over, she will never look at you the same idgaf how good looking you are she’s gonna be dry as fuck knowing you got violated.

Cry- If you cry it’s over, why the fuck are you crying, even if your mom died you gotta hold that shit in you gotta wait till you get home then you can explode into tears, don’t let that hoe see you at your weakest

Clowned on- if you get clowned on roasted and get treated like a joke by your peers, she’s gonna see ur a little pipsqueak doormat that people can walk over
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Robbed - This one is unfortunate tbh, but yeah if you get robbed, she’ll never let the visualisation of you scared for your life giving up your phone wallet and valuables to ogremaxxed thug go away, so tbh instead just die resisting

good luck

You fucking autist, that doesn't matter. Chad can easily get away with it. It only matters for MTNs and below, even HTN can get away with it

 

[cutie_pie]

Cope I cry at sluts all the time

 

[Deleted member 29670]

You fucking autist, that doesn't matter. Chad can easily get away with it. It only matters for MTNs and below, even HTN can get away with it

 

[Sondern]

Getting your ass beat - If you get your ass beat in front of a girl, knocked out, choked out, get put in a wedgie, etc. It’s over, she will never look at you the same idgaf how good looking you are she’s gonna be dry as fuck knowing you got violated.

Cry- If you cry it’s over, why the fuck are you crying, even if your mom died you gotta hold that shit in you gotta wait till you get home then you can explode into tears, don’t let that hoe see you at your weakest

Clowned on- if you get clowned on roasted and get treated like a joke by your peers, she’s gonna see ur a little pipsqueak doormat that people can walk over
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Robbed - This one is unfortunate tbh, but yeah if you get robbed, she’ll never let the visualisation of you scared for your life giving up your phone wallet and valuables to ogremaxxed thug go away, so tbh instead just die resisting

good luck

add not having enough money to pay for stuff / asking for money

 

[Deleted member 28610]

 

[Gonthar]

Clowned on- if you get clowned on roasted and get treated like a joke by your peers, she’s gonna see ur a little pipsqueak doormat that people can walk over

So, what you're supposed to do if another guy starts to make fun of you in front of her and she starts to laugh and think he's really funny...

 

[Deleted member 29670]

So, what you're supposed to do if another guy starts to make fun of you in front of her and she starts to laugh and think he's really funny...

kill him

 

[Vermilioncore]

If I had a gf id cry all the time and get my ass beat too no wonder hoes don’t want this crybaby ah mofo

 

[Gonthar]

kill him

Just go to prison theory...

 

[cutie_pie]

Summary: be an alpha chad at all times, never let the mask slip, never show emotion, and your bloated ltb-mtb just might not cuck you this week.

 

[Mastermind]

- Pulling out an Android
- Repeating your order to a bartender

 

[RODEBLUR]

So, what you're supposed to do if another guy starts to make fun of you in front of her and she starts to laugh and think he's really funny...

kill him

Kill HER

 

[๕ඞChick3ncu1ry]

Meanwhile Chad doesn’t aware any of these yet get his pp wet

 

[tallnegga]

That’s shit you can’t do in front of ANYONE not just women

 

[future slavic chad]

Yes i do in fact go about my life constantly thinking what women expect of me

 

[Brootal]

so tbh instead just die resisting

yeah bro just die for some whore xD

but the thread is true, which is why I don't even want a gf, they're all like that and it's not even their fault, it's biology

 

[Gengar]

If you can’t get away with these things you’re sub-chad.

 

[Deleted member 29581]

Nigga made the Ick handbook. Anyway just don’t let anyone find out you got robbed. If you play it right and it was like you literally got caught slipping with her and didn’t just let them take her stuff but you know, tried to step in she will respect you.

 

[Deleted member 29581]

If you can’t get away with these things you’re sub-chad.

Chad is only allowed to give girls the ick if he’s 6’2+

 

[Shogun]

It's insane how much effort has to be made to keep ONE woman

 

[Gengar]

Chad is only allowed to give girls the ick if he’s 6’2+

Chad can be midget and still manage this.

 

[Deleted member 29581]

Chad can be midget and still manage this.

Until she sees him making up his bed and her vagina turns into a desert

 

[Gengar]

Until she sees him making up his bed and her vagina turns into a desert

Correct women hate men who do nice things.

 

[PLA1092]

Depends on how attractive you are. Halo effect is real

 

[PLA1092]

Depends on how attractive you are. Halo effect is real

 

[PLA1092]

Depends on how attractive you are. Halo effect is real