this is a @FastBananaCEO moment.

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You may be wondering what an "@FastBananaCEO moment" is, well here it is, defined.

-When confronted with any data, this triggers a primal urge in the @FastBananaCEO. Half enraged, half aroused he is reminded by his own loneliness and the high desire to be in a meaningful relationship with a women. Protip, he never will

-When confronted by arguements, ad-homs will follow. @FastBananaCEO isn't educated so his immediate reaction is to rage and expose his cuck fragility

-Though he posts photos and memes about how he hates women, all he wants is to be with a women. The problem is, he's not attractive and never will be. Women avoid him like a plague so he attacks anonymously on the internet (notice how he's a complete coward).

-His response when he has no argument is typical "yikes", "it's almost as if", "y'all" " etc. You know when they post this, you've won and witnessed an @FastBananaCEO moment.

-Deep down, he's extremely fragile and insecure. He's never really interacted with people outside of his own family so he's never developed proper intellectual and emotional relationships.

-Typically lean left despite not really knowing anything about policy, history or society in general. They're obsessed with SJW's, women, minorities even though they don't know any. Easily brainwashed and indoctrinated. Youtubers like PJW, Milo & Steven Crowder have them changing their worldviews every video they post. They're unable to form coherent arguments but are overly emotional when it comes to issues. Notice phrases like "Political incorrection is destroying our media!" despite not giving any examples on set topics.

That's it folks, a quick guide to spot @FastBananaCEO moments and @FastBananaCEO rage. Pass it along.
 
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He is bananas
 
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You may be wondering what an "@FastBananaCEO moment" is, well here it is, defined.

-When confronted with any data, this triggers a primal urge in the @FastBananaCEO. Half enraged, half aroused he is reminded by his own loneliness and the high desire to be in a meaningful relationship with a women. Protip, he never will

-When confronted by arguements, ad-homs will follow. @FastBananaCEO isn't educated so his immediate reaction is to rage and expose his cuck fragility

-Though he posts photos and memes about how he hates women, all he wants is to be with a women. The problem is, he's not attractive and never will be. Women avoid him like a plague so he attacks anonymously on the internet (notice how he's a complete coward).

-His response when he has no argument is typical "yikes", "it's almost as if", "y'all" " etc. You know when they post this, you've won and witnessed an @FastBananaCEO moment.

-Deep down, he's extremely fragile and insecure. He's never really interacted with people outside of his own family so he's never developed proper intellectual and emotional relationships.

-Typically lean left despite not really knowing anything about policy, history or society in general. They're obsessed with SJW's, women, minorities even though they don't know any. Easily brainwashed and indoctrinated. Youtubers like PJW, Milo & Steven Crowder have them changing their worldviews every video they post. They're unable to form coherent arguments but are overly emotional when it comes to issues. Notice phrases like "Political incorrection is destroying our media!" despite not giving any examples on set topics.

That's it folks, a quick guide to spot @FastBananaCEO moments and @FastBananaCEO rage. Pass it along.
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