This one time I touched a Stacy's hand!!

[Deleted member 14203]

When I was 16 I broke 3 of my fingers and the doctor gave me these shitty splints for all them and they would fall off super easily. After track one day I was walking back to my car in the Icey parking lot and I fell really hard on my ass and the splints. Like went flying all over the place. It looked super dramatic tbh.


Anyway this Stacy tier foid who was in the parking lot said "oh my god are you okay" and started walking over to me. I said I was good and then she touched my (non broken) hand and helped me up.


I didn't even care back then. Little did I know it would be the last time I ever touch a Stacy in my life and the only time I would touch a female for 2 years. BRUTAL


Plz don't ban me for bragging mods.

 

[Deleted member 15129]

Brutal, I don't think a stacy has ever even recognized my presence. Maybe just being scared of me once

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Ugh. I was more clever at that age. Especially, at 18. I would've accidentally fallen on the ground to get her attention. So she comes running!

"Oh my gad, are you okay?" She asks.

"Ugh. It hurts down here." I then gesture to my groin. "I think something's broke."

"Oh. Well," she looks at it and ponders for a moment. "Um...would you like me to take a look?" But as she was asking that very question, I was already unzipping my jeans and drew him out. "OH! WOW! That's big."

"Ugh. I hope he still works."

"Um...let me see." Says as a funky tune starts playing. Something like the one below:

 

[Chadeep]

Brutal, I don't think a stacy has ever even recognized my presence. Maybe just being scared of me once

You didn't get her obvious IOI.

 

[Deleted member 15129]

You didn't get her obvious IOI.

Only real IOI is her killing herself after you pump and dump

 

[Deleted member 14203]

You didn't get her obvious IOI.

He Forgot to hold frame

 

[Deleted member 14203]

Ugh. I was more clever at that age. Especially, at 18. I would've accidentally fallen on the ground to get her attention. So she comes running!

"Oh my gad, are you okay?" She asks.

"Ugh. It hurts down here." I then gesture to my groin. "I think something's broke."

"Oh. Well," she looks at it and ponders for a moment. "Um...would you like me to take a look?" But as she was asking that very question, I was already unzipping my jeans and drew him out. "OH! WOW! That's big."

"Ugh. I hope he still works."

"Um...let me see." Says as a funky tune starts playing. Something like the one below:

I was legit surprised anyone actually cared about me falling tbh....


When I actually broke my fingers it was because I crushed them in between the grooves of this car jack and I was like screaming and swearing and my neighbors were outside didn't even give a fuck. I got them out myself by jacking the car back up with my one hand that wasn't stuck. They like swelled up and turned purple it was extremely painful. My dad also didn't care, he wouldn't even take my to the ER, I ended up driving my fucking self to the ER in extreme pain.


Random based Stacy is cares about me more than my family tbh.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

I was legit surprised anyone actually cared about me falling tbh....


When I actually broke my fingers it was because I crushed them in between the grooves of this car jack and I was like screaming and swearing and my neighbors were outside didn't even give a fuck. I got them out myself by jacking the car back up with my one hand that wasn't stuck. They like swelled up and turned purple it was extremely painful. My dad also didn't care, he wouldn't even take my to the ER, I ended up driving my fucking self to the ER in extreme pain.


Random based Stacy is cares about me more than my family tbh.

 

[Bitch]

Plz don't ban me for bragging mods.

This is chads.org not incels.is buddyboyo

 

[Deleted member 14203]

This is chads.org not incels.is buddyboyo

I'm an incel

 

[Bitch]

I'm an incel

Then you don’t belong here

 

[Deleted member 14203]

Then you don’t belong here

I would get immediately banned from incels.is if they saw my face. They haven't taken the NTpill over there. But I'm still an Incel either way so here I am.

 

[subhuman incel]

@OldVirgin deepthroated and anal fucked the same stacy 1 hour later