Twitter's in emergency mode as droves of users deactivate their accounts - according to CNN

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After CNN recently indirectly told their viewers that Twitter is misleading their users and investors, tens of thousands of accounts began shutting down this morning due to the disgrace it'll place upon them. Musk is also demanding his buy-out deal be canceled, and in return, he's thinking about filing a massive lawsuit against the company for hoodwinking him as well.

As many know, 90% of Twitter accounts are fakes, bots, and spam accounts. So when you see a celebrity or politician with hundreds of comments, 90% are from spam accounts, accordingly to the unscrupulous notification from CNN.

Today, anyone with a Twitter account is seen as a deceptive person you rather not trust working for your company or organization. Although CNN, too, has its fair share of deception. An anonymous reporter claimed,

"We're in the business to make news. Make! Understand that word, you imbecile. On the contrary, CNN is an acronym for Cable News Network. Well, it used to be! Today, we here at CNN see its meaning as Conning National Neeples. Neeples, mean people that watch the news. Neeples. And we don't give a fuck if that's not a word! Remember, we MAKE the news. So we can make words too. And if you don't like it, you can lick my pussy and clean my asshole dry! And you won't be the first to do that today. I guarantee it!"
 
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Cope.
Elon Musk pulled out like a bitch which means you'll never be able to go bsck to using it like you thought you would.

(We know you miss it. :lul:)
Signed, Twitter employee (he/him)
 
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Cope.
Elon Musk pulled out like a bitch which means you'll never be able to go bsck to using it like you thought you would.

(We know you miss it. :lul:)
Signed, Twitter employee (he/him)
I haven't had an account on Twitter since they shadowbanned me years ago when I reminded Arnold Schwarzenegger he will always be that guy that was kicked in his back in Africa by a subhuman manlet. Ugh. He didn't like that blackpill one bit.
 
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