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From previous thread

Basically I had found her on insta - she liked a post our coach put on. Turns out she's Indian. I think it's a little weird she didn't straight up tell me her ethnicity, thinking about it I did ask her "why spanish, are you spanish or something?" she just said she liked the language - didn't mention the fact she's curry. JFL imagine curry failio is that real, niggas really aren't admitting their ethnicity, like being curry is equivalent to carry AIDs...

Anyways she has made a new enemy.
 
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tagging some curries and niggas

@PrinceLuenLeoncur @Chadeep @currylightskin @inferiorpispot234 @Predeterminism @Tinydragon98
 
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Bruh she is just scared shitless of you, like any newbie would be if they think you’re gonna throw them or if you keep sternly drilling them without talking about lighthearted shit.
 
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Bruh she is just scared shitless of you, like any newbie would be if they think you’re gonna throw them or if you keep sternly drilling them without talking about lighthearted shit.
how? I just speak about the technique and make some jokes (I hate talking about other shit tbh). When we were practicing chokes and it was her turn I said some shit like "oh now it's your turn for some revenge" and she laughed. She only changed when she saw me throw some lanklet and when I was sparring and taking it easy on her
 
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From previous thread

Basically I had found her on insta - she liked a post our coach put on. Turns out she's Indian. I think it's a little weird she didn't straight up tell me her ethnicity, thinking about it I did ask her "why spanish, are you spanish or something?" she just said she liked the language - didn't mention the fact she's curry. JFL imagine curry failio is that real, niggas really aren't admitting their ethnicity, like being curry is equivalent to carry AIDs...

Anyways she has made a new enemy.
idk why girls care specifically. no one gives a shit where a girls from as long as shes hot right?

once ages ago i spoke to a curry and she just kept referring to it as "south asia" and i kept pressuring her until she admitted
 
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how? I just speak about the technique and make some jokes (I hate talking about other shit tbh). When we were practicing chokes and it was her turn I said some shit like "oh now it's your turn for some revenge" and she laughed. She only changed when she saw me throw some lanklet and when I was sparring and taking it easy on her
Because to her, it’s a hobby like football, meanwhile you take it more seriously. Didn’t we have a long convo in pms about your club being scared of you and found a solution?
 
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idk why girls care specifically. no one gives a shit where a girls from as long as shes hot right?

once ages ago i spoke to a curry and she just kept referring to it as "south asia" and i kept pressuring her until she admitted
She wasn't even bad looking and looked young for her age. I always am straight up about my race and shit - I've had some girls think I was dark yemeni when I had my hair curlier. She has a new enemy now, I failednormiemanlet will avenge my ethnic brothers
 
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Female curries = denial of all curry heritage
Male curries = overtake this forum non stop posting about their race
 
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Because to her, it’s a hobby like football, meanwhile you take it more seriously. Didn’t we have a long convo in pms about your club being scared of you and found a solution?
she was fine with me when we were drilling, but when she saw me in action fighting, she acted so weird. She was trying to make convo when we were doing drills, and I was speaking to her about stuff, but I did still try to explain stuff to her like a good training partner. It was only after we fought and she saw me ragdoll someone did she act weird
 
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she was fine with me when we were drilling, but when she saw me in action fighting, she acted so weird. She was trying to make convo when we were doing drills, and I was speaking to her about stuff, but I did still try to explain stuff to her like a good training partner. It was only after we fought and she saw me ragdoll someone did she act weird
“Alright let’s roll. I’ll go easy on you by the way, you don’t have to worry about defending crazy throws. I only do it with that guy cause we both enjoy the challenge. He’s crazy teehee”
 
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“Alright let’s roll. I’ll go easy on you by the way, you don’t have to worry about defending crazy throws. I only do it with that guy cause we both enjoy the challenge. He’s crazy teehee”
I did tell her before I did some judo before and asked if she wanted to start standing. She said she was too scared and would rather start sitting, so we did. I was letting her take positions and work on subs whilst I was defending.

You know you have that one guy in your class who is your favourite sparring partner, so you two always go pretty hard on each other and try crazy shit? She basically saw me sparring with that guy, and so we were both going at each other pretty hard. When I did the throw the people watching me were like "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!" and I could hear one of the higher belts telling her that judo was crazy good and that I was interesting to watch. She said some shit about not wanting to start standing with me cuz that throw looks scary af
 
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I did tell her before I did some judo before and asked if she wanted to start standing. She said she was too scared and would rather start sitting, so we did. I was letting her take positions and work on subs whilst I was defending.

You know you have that one guy in your class who is your favourite sparring partner, so you two always go pretty hard on each other and try crazy shit? She basically saw me sparring with that guy, and so we were both going at each other pretty hard. When I did the throw the people watching me were like "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!" and I could hear one of the higher belts telling her that judo was crazy good and that I was interesting to watch. She said some shit about not wanting to start standing with me cuz that throw looks scary af
I know, but did you explain the situation fully to her like she’s a retard? Like my sentence? She wouldnt have made the conclusion by herself, you know how foids are
 
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I know, but did you explain the situation fully to her like she’s a retard? Like my sentence? She wouldnt have made the conclusion by herself, you know how foids are
true. No I didn't speak to her after I threw the guy tbh. I think quite a few of the newer white belts are scared of me because I'm ragdolling them. I've noticed only the bluebelts are fighting me, white belts don't really fight me as much, apart from a few of the guys who are near bluebelt level.
 
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true. No I didn't speak to her after I threw the guy tbh. I think quite a few of the newer white belts are scared of me because I'm ragdolling them. I've noticed only the bluebelts are fighting me, white belts don't really fight me as much, apart from a few of the guys who are near bluebelt level.
Why are you ragdolling white belts? Jfl
 
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true. No I didn't speak to her after I threw the guy tbh. I think quite a few of the newer white belts are scared of me because I'm ragdolling them. I've noticed only the bluebelts are fighting me, white belts don't really fight me as much, apart from a few of the guys who are near bluebelt level.
They are like irl greycels :lul:
 
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Why are you ragdolling white belts? Jfl
I'm 126lbs rn, everyone is like 30+lb on me. Judo is a bit of a "violent"/explosive art, people aren't sort of used to the intensity of standup. I've dialed the intensity down, but say I am going to throw you. But you resist lots and try using your strength counteract me. I'm basically forced to use even more force to beat your strength, as a result some of these guys are taking bad falls and getting ragdolled.

The old eastern european brown and blackbelts always piss themselves when they see me throwing people and have said they hold lots of respect for judoka.
 
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They are like irl greycels :lul:
unironically yes. They are dumb as fuck, and they're either very cool and chill people. Or the total opposite and complete cunts lol, sort of like greycels here haha
 
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I'm 126lbs rn, everyone is like 30+lb on me. Judo is a bit of a "violent"/explosive art, people aren't sort of used to the intensity of standup. I've dialed the intensity down, but say I am going to throw you. But you resist lots and try using your strength counteract me. I'm basically forced to use even more force to beat your strength, as a result some of these guys are taking bad falls and getting ragdolled.

The old eastern european brown and blackbelts always piss themselves when they see me throwing people and have said they hold lots of respect for judoka.
I can see why you do it now, but yeah no one wants to be ragdolled by someone smaller sadly. Huge blow to the ego.

Yeah, judo is badass. Not that I would know, only takedown I know how to do is double leg, but ive seen tons of judo shit on youtube at least.
 
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I can see why you do it now, but yeah no one wants to be ragdolled by someone smaller sadly. Huge blow to the ego.

Yeah, judo is badass. Not that I would know, only takedown I know how to do is double leg, but ive seen tons of judo shit on youtube at least.
double legs are so aesthetically pleasing, I like rotating the guy and using my head too. I try not to pick them up on my shoulder and throw them though. BJJ people are weird cuz they are terrified of throws and takedowns jfl
 
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double legs are so aesthetically pleasing, I like rotating the guy and using my head too. I try not to pick them up on my shoulder and throw them though. BJJ people are weird cuz they are terrified of throws and takedowns jfl
Yeah, you push forward when you have the backs of his knees, then switch the angle to one side so he loses balance with very little force used, and you push him down with your head.

Always looked cool in the ring
 
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Yeah, you push forward when you have the backs of his knees, then switch the angle to one side so he loses balance with very little force used, and you push him down with your head.

Always looked cool in the ring
When I get paid, I teach you some judo
 
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idk why girls care specifically. no one gives a shit where a girls from as long as shes hot right?

once ages ago i spoke to a curry and she just kept referring to it as "south asia" and i kept pressuring her until she admitted
Guys do care tbh. My Arab mates mock curry women regardless of their looks. Being curry is an failo even as a woman.
 
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She wasn't even bad looking and looked young for her age. I always am straight up about my race and shit - I've had some girls think I was dark yemeni when I had my hair curlier. She has a new enemy now, I failednormiemanlet will avenge my ethnic brothers
Do you need a reperm then?
 
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I see I see which look do you prefer?
It's too loose now, but when it was wavier and I had a skin fade, I mogged hard. Curly mogged too, but it was harder to style
 
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