Warning America, be careful labeling the Healthcare CEO assassin a hero! You rather not get the medical creeps on your bad side

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Imagine getting into an accident and you're rushed to the ER. While in the surgery room, they run your name through their "special" database. Of course, there's such a database. Too many skitzos, nutcases, and fucktards running around this nation. They keep track of you. Anyway, they discovered you commented online about the insurance killer being a hero.

The surgeon begins the emergency operation. After cutting you open, thoughts ponder inside his paranoid head, "This guy wants to kill me. He calls people who kill us, heroes." He cuts the main artery to your heart. "Now I'm a hero."

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"This guy wants to kill me. He calls people who kill us, heroes." He cuts the main artery to your heart. "Now I'm a hero."
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He/she could easily say the artery was already cut from the accident. The surgeon has a book of excuses thanks to healthcare insurance people teaching them how to avoid malpractice lawsuits when they fuck up.
 
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K-N-O-C-K yourself out, buddy boi! Freedom fighter! ANTIFA! Ugh, have you seen them around lately?

Perhaps, try the homeless centers.

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Imagine getting into an accident and you're rushed to the ER. While in the surgery room, they run your name through their "special" database. Of course, there's such a database. Too many skitzos, nutcases, and fucktards running around this nation. They keep track of you. Anyway, they discovered you commented online about the insurance killer being a hero.

The surgeon begins the emergency operation. After cutting you open, thoughts ponder inside his paranoid head, "This guy wants to kill me. He calls people who kill us, heroes." He cuts the main artery to your heart. "Now I'm a hero."

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Fucking CAGED at the ending.
 
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