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So I was practicing my male model walk today at school (in case a modeling company discovers me ofc) and a girl looked over at me and said “IS THAT THE LAST PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED KINGDOM???!?!” “OMG IT’S AN HONOR TO MEET YOU FÜHRER BARACK OSAMA” i said “silly goose I’m actually the vice president Mike Penis” she looked at me like a deer in headlights and so I decided to continue on with my male model walk in the hopes of getting scouted one day. Then out of no where Franchowski Lacisco appeared and said “bro you look like Jordan Barrett” I said yes that’s me and we walked off into the distance with our male model walks in sync.