
dirtydorito
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was at my shit dead-beat job (subway, a sandwich shop for you EUcels), and talking to this mtb latina, typical chubby body but cute face. somehow we landed on the conversation of her being a bartender as her side-gig and getting huge tips from rich oldcels (obvious whore, i know).
told her no way, she looked way too young to be a bartender, and she said she was 20. i asked her how old do you think i look and she said "hmmm your jaw is too broad for a teen so maybe around 21?".
after that comment, i felt like i was on cloud9, i was so happy. felt like a chad
but, was that really an ioi? is a broad jaw actually a good thing? maybe tik tok pretty boys is the new meta and broad jaws are for masculine ogres. or maybe she thought my collagen was way too shitty for a teen. fuck, I can't cope
told her no way, she looked way too young to be a bartender, and she said she was 20. i asked her how old do you think i look and she said "hmmm your jaw is too broad for a teen so maybe around 21?".
after that comment, i felt like i was on cloud9, i was so happy. felt like a chad

but, was that really an ioi? is a broad jaw actually a good thing? maybe tik tok pretty boys is the new meta and broad jaws are for masculine ogres. or maybe she thought my collagen was way too shitty for a teen. fuck, I can't cope
