Weirdest skills you have but cant brag about it with normies?

[NukethisWorldAlready]

What are some skills that you have but cant brag about it IRL because they are too autistic?

Ill start
- Extremely good at morphing faces
- really good at typing (180wpm in 60secs
- making cow and horse noises better than anyone else

 

[Deleted member 6128]

- Lying
- Scheming
- Scamming
- Manipulating

 

[Deleted member 18494]

- Lying
- Scheming
- Scamming
- Manipulating

I don’t believe you.

 

[ezio6]

Applying Blackpill and redpill knowledge this is the reaction they gave me when i told them true nature of women

 

[Deleted member 18931]

- Lying
- Being authoritative
- Deceitful
- Getting people to agree with me via manipulation

 

[Lygodactylus]

What are some skills that you have but cant brag about it IRL because they are too autistic?

Ill start
- Extremely good at morphing faces
- really good at typing (180wpm in 60secs
- making cow and horse noises better than anyone else

-Learning foreign cursewords
- masturbating (in the plane, on the bus, on the train)

 

[NukethisWorldAlready]

- masturbating (in the plane, on the bus, on the train)

how do you do that without making weird movements down there with your hands??

 

[hebbewem]

I don't have a skill

 

[fauxfox]

I can dislocate either shoulder at will, never found it useful tho

 

[Lygodactylus]

how do you do that without making weird movements down there with your hands??

I put my backpack on my jeans, it looks as if I'm rummaging through the pockets. Usually it's some grandma that catches me though so idgaf

 

[ChickenAndRiceBrah]

didn't read full title ignore this

 

[Redsoldier]

-Trolling
-Pirating video games

 

[hebbewem]

-Trolling
-Pirating video games

Normies would be impressed

 

[Redsoldier]

Normies would be impressed

Apparently not, I told this one guy I Torrent most of my games and he was like "Why don't you just buy them" and called me a poor mf
JFL Why buy games when you can get it for free? Some people are retarded af

 

[Deleted member 12234]

trolling (god-tier shit). I even trolled celebrities a couple times. Yes, I got under their skin lol.

 

[Bitchwhipper2]

Looksmaxxing

 

[Deleted member 14077]

trolling (god-tier shit). I even trolled celebrities a couple times. Yes, I got under their skin lol.

Write sum tales. Sounds fun

 

[Deleted member 14077]

I put my backpack on my jeans, it looks as if I'm rummaging through the pockets. Usually it's some grandma that catches me though so idgaf

No fucking way

 

[Deleted member 14077]

Apparently not, I told this one guy I Torrent most of my games and he was like "Why don't you just buy them" and called me a poor mf
JFL Why buy games when you can get it for free? Some people are retarded af

Plus free servers although russian

 

[Lygodactylus]

No fucking way

Didn't actually happen tbh, -except one time in history class. The teacher was a 45 year old guy and I wasn't even trying to hide it just straight up jacked off in shorts
I was 14 at the time

 

[Deleted member 14077]

Didn't actually happen tbh, -except one time in history class. The teacher was a 45 year old guy and I wasn't even trying to hide it just straight up jacked off in shorts
I was 14 at the time

Autistic low inhib. I was psycho for sometime but i did it in forest so yeah.

 

[Lygodactylus]

Autistic low inhib. I was psycho for sometime but i did it in forest so yeah.

Very based

 

[Deleted member 15827]

Masturbation next to parents when they sleep during teens

 

[playboicarti]

i am good at gaslighting and stealing

 

[currylightskin]

trolling (god-tier shit). I even trolled celebrities a couple times. Yes, I got under their skin lol.

absolutely loved your smesh troll video

 

[DwayneWhite55]

Jacking off is my skill

 

[Harold O'brien]

mental gymnastics
crossdressing

 

[Deleted member 5815]

jitterclicking 20cps in minecraft
mental arithmetic

 

[Gad]

broad politically incorrect racist meme knowledge

 

[Tallooksmaxxer]

Jacking off is my skill

Wow you are back

 

[Tallooksmaxxer]

>tfw i am not specialised at anything

 

[Deleted member 18244]

Spamming.
Trolling.
Poetry sometimes

 

[Gad]

No hands headstand, need a wall to not bother balancing

 

[Deleted member 17404]

I can do this:

 

[Gerardwayfan]

i can walk and jizz very silently. nobody can hear me

 

[Deleted member 18503]

What are some skills that you have but cant brag about it IRL because they are too autistic?

Ill start
- Extremely good at morphing faces
- really good at typing (180wpm in 60secs
- making cow and horse noises better than anyone else

I can do pelvic thrusts and make my balls clap

 

[Deleted member 18890]

What are some skills that you have but cant brag about it IRL because they are too autistic?

Ill start
- Extremely good at morphing faces
- really good at typing (180wpm in 60secs
- making cow and horse noises better than anyone else

I have a autistically good jeffy impression

 

[Bvnny.]

I'm good at making autistic shit out of nothing.

 

[Deleted member 18890]

I also can make the most autistic shitpost video edits youll ever see

 

[Deleted member 9467]

predicting ppls iq from their face

 

[PapaGremlin]

Talking to myself
I can have long conversations with myself but most end up w the words becoming increasingly incomprehensible until it's just head movements and eyebrow twitches.

 

[yougottadowhatyougot]

spotting forum alts (back on lookism where alt-posting and alt-larping was allowed/common)

 

[Lygodactylus]

Jacking off is my skill

Thats not unique sadly enough.

 

[Deleted member 18776]

also insane at morphing faces
insane fortnite freebuilds
fast learning and reading
being able to read books for 12+ hours straight
fingering girls techniques
going from truecel to gigachad instantly
hiding

 

[fjor2096]

180wpm in 60secs

 

[Deleted member 18436]

What are some skills that you have but cant brag about it IRL because they are too autistic?

Ill start
- Extremely good at morphing faces
- really good at typing (180wpm in 60secs
- making cow and horse noises better than anyone else

Hands free orgasms - Scamming Amazon around 4k now - Urethra stretching - My vast knowledge on hitter - Extensive flower press collection - Nazi stamps