Went to the the doc yesterday because of cardiac palpitations

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It was a med student that took an EKG. It is just benign ectopic beats. I said I have had brutal panic attacks in the past. Said I smoked a pack a day. Then she did some spirometri tests (she suspected asthma. I knew I would max out the equipment tho. Mogger lungs is the only one thing I got going)
She was baffled by the lung test and called in a senior doc. He redid the test and he listened to my lungs and heard and said “beautiful sounds” and “you are unusually well put together”. Asked if I was a free diver lol. Beat my old vital capacity record of 8900 mL to 9200 mL

The old doc was maybe 60 and height mogged me by 20 cm (I’m 185 cm). Honestly one of the best compliments you can get by a man of his experience and stature. Gave me a straight up boner.

The med student was a young sexy blonde, but she couldn’t match the touch of a Viking mogger. No homo ofc
 
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Vacc’d?
 
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Great Lung Capacity M'Lord
 
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You reckon vaccin would max or min me?

Fancy a bum?
 
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I got vaxxed once. Not gonna repeat. I’m anti sex without consent. I got penetrated by a needle

You don’t mind a cock in your mouth but you shy away from a tiny needle? Son you got your priorities wrong 😂

Jk did you have a bad reaction to the vaccine?
 
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You don’t mind a cock in your mouth but you shy away by needle? Son you got your priorities wrong 😂

Jk did you have a bad reaction to the vaccine?
Tbh i had already lots of antibodies still do cuz i caught covid earlier, so i was forced to get vaxxed to travel. But thankfully no sides, i took worse drugss
 
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Tbh i had already lots of antibodies still do cuz i caught covid earlier, so i was forced to get vaxxed to travel. But thankfully no sides, i took worse drugss
Yeah I got the vid too. And 3 vacs shots. Pretty mild infection for me.

Vaccines are generally for the better good. Extremely safe and often with great efficacy.
 
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Sounds like a ad to promote my dick

Lmao. An ad for your dick would be more like limp genital burns and extensive skin outbreaks. “Is it in yet” must be the words you have heard the most.
 
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Pray to @averagejoe
The tormenter of Incels. May he be blessed were ever he graces the earth with the touch of his feet
 
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Lmao. An ad for your dick would be more like limp genital burns and extensive skin outbreaks. “Is it in yet” must be the words you have heard the most.
Just a joke bro. I know you are hung like a stallion with acromegaly. And I gave you that genital infection.
 
I completely believe you that you don't lift, you look like shit
It’s what’s on the inside that counts tho. And inside there is over 10 L of air. Double the average male
 
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It’s what’s on the inside that counts tho. And inside there is over 10 L of air. Double the average male
Fucking chad chest
 
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Fucking chad chest
I’m Tom Jones man. I need the air to sing as the one of the greatest vocalists.

Unfortunately I can’t sing for shit. I can shout pretty fucking loud tho.
Even at 15 years I had 6,6 L vital capacity. And I was only 173 cm. Now I’m 185 cm
 
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