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Alright, hear me out—what if the universe operates on a karmic PSL (Looks Theory) system, where your appearance in the next life is directly tied to your moral and personal conduct in this one?
Think about it: ugly dudes who live virtuously, treat people well, and resist the bitterness that often comes with bad genetics might be stacking up PSL karma points. Meanwhile, the Chad who coasts through life on looks alone, treating people like disposable NPCs, could be setting himself up for a brutal reincarnation.
Imagine a cosmic "Looksmax Exchange" where, upon death, all your good deeds translate into plus points on the PSL scale. Maybe an incel saint who spent his life helping others wakes up in the next realm as a 6'5 Nordic model with a perfect hunter eye area and insane canthal tilt, while the gigachad who was a total degenerate respawns as a 5'3 dude with a recessed chin and negative canthal tilt.
Perhaps this is why some people are born with god-tier looks while others get shafted—it’s all past-life karma. The real PSL maxing isn’t gym, surgery, or mewing; it’s being a decent human being and trusting the universal.
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Think about it: ugly dudes who live virtuously, treat people well, and resist the bitterness that often comes with bad genetics might be stacking up PSL karma points. Meanwhile, the Chad who coasts through life on looks alone, treating people like disposable NPCs, could be setting himself up for a brutal reincarnation.
Imagine a cosmic "Looksmax Exchange" where, upon death, all your good deeds translate into plus points on the PSL scale. Maybe an incel saint who spent his life helping others wakes up in the next realm as a 6'5 Nordic model with a perfect hunter eye area and insane canthal tilt, while the gigachad who was a total degenerate respawns as a 5'3 dude with a recessed chin and negative canthal tilt.
Perhaps this is why some people are born with god-tier looks while others get shafted—it’s all past-life karma. The real PSL maxing isn’t gym, surgery, or mewing; it’s being a decent human being and trusting the universal.
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