Gonthar
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Let's say that you are shy, introverted, unattractive person. One day, while you are walking, a famous youtuber and a guy with a camera appear out of nowhere, and start to ask you various personal questions. You are taken by surprise by this, you don't know how to react, so you act awkwardly and give some really strange answers. You try to fix things by acting cool, but you end up being even more weird. The clip with your interview takes the world by storm. It becomes viral, other youtubers and vloggers repost it along with their reactions and comments making fun of you, other people make parodies, thousands of meme images appear, the clip is shown on every major TV station - your person basically becomes a cultural phenomenon, the official image of awkwardness and strangeness, and all the world laughs at you.
Reporters come to your house to get interviews, you receive offers to appear in small parts and cameos in comedy movies, TV shows, music videos, commercials, but they all want you to act weird and awkward just like in the original interview. TV talent shows also invite you, but they want you to sing off-key or do other wacky things so the public will laugh and the judges will roast you. A company ask for your permission to make t-shirts, stickers and posters with your face, promising a piece of the profits. Some guys make a mock religion with you as their patron saint and invite you to come and give speeches. You are even wanted in Japan to appear in a reality show, were foreigners are put into various embarrassing situations or do all sorts of silly stunts.
How would you react to this, what would you do with your new fame?
Reporters come to your house to get interviews, you receive offers to appear in small parts and cameos in comedy movies, TV shows, music videos, commercials, but they all want you to act weird and awkward just like in the original interview. TV talent shows also invite you, but they want you to sing off-key or do other wacky things so the public will laugh and the judges will roast you. A company ask for your permission to make t-shirts, stickers and posters with your face, promising a piece of the profits. Some guys make a mock religion with you as their patron saint and invite you to come and give speeches. You are even wanted in Japan to appear in a reality show, were foreigners are put into various embarrassing situations or do all sorts of silly stunts.
How would you react to this, what would you do with your new fame?