Whats the dumbest thing youve done to get out of school

[cooldude1231]

One time i had slight diahrea so i kept milking it to to get out of school
Eventually my mom was like you have to go but if you have an accident you can go home
I was determined to go home so mid first period i called her and told her i shit my pants
End of story wbu guys

 

[CoreSchizo]

I used to fake migraines everyday during elementary I would leave at like 11 am everyday

 

[cooldude1231]

I used to fake migraines everyday during elementary I would leave at like 11 am everyday

Good strat tbh they cant force u on some gay medication too

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

called the art teacher fat and got a suspension

 

[cooldude1231]

called the art teacher fat and got a suspension

Blud was sigma

 

[GabachoCopium]

i would show up to school, and leave like a few minutes later and i would just wander around the neighborhood near the school, low ihibib school skipper type shit

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

Blud was sigma

blackpilled since 6th grade i was trying to leanmaxx and ascend that bitch

 

[slavicpsycho]

I used up all my sick days so I would LARP to my doctor about being suicidal and depressed I'd get 1 month of no school

 

[cooldude1231]

i would show up to school, and leave like a few minutes later and i would just wander around the neighborhood near the school, low ihibib school skipper type shit

I get that sometimes between periods i just debate walking out the school cause i cba

 

[cooldude1231]

I used up all my sick days so I would LARP to my doctor about being suicidal and depressed I'd get 1 month of no school

Did they not force u to see a cuck therapist?