When a roastie gets my order wrong

Tallooksmaxxer

Tallooksmaxxer

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You lie.
No old man you say, i dont have a combat ration in my ass teehee
he believes you, or so you think.
He nods.
Anyway, he says, I have been waiting for such a young, dark and handsome man such as you.
I happen to have the key for this cell door but I can barely walk and need your strong hands to grope my balls so I can get to the console and call an escape shuttle.
You oblige.

He squats and shits hard. His face is all red. Something clonks on the floor. What the shit, the key is like a foot long and as thick as a baby arm. What a slut.
He unlocks the door and you make it safely to the terminal, where he orders an escape pot on ebay. Both of you make it, the planet is nuked to shit.

But there is a caveat.
He tells fleet command you are HIS twink. Before you can protest you find yourself in his harem. You become sissy slut for his old wrinkly onion balls.
Good luck blowing yourself outta this one hoe lol.
THE END
 
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You lie.
No old man you say, i dont have a combat ration in my ass teehee
he believes you, or so you think.
He nods.
Anyway, he says, I have been waiting for such a young, dark and handsome man such as you.
I happen to have the key for this cell door but I can barely walk and need your strong hands to grope by balls so I can get to the console and call an escape shuttle.
You oblige.

He squats and shits hard. His face is all red. Something clonks on the floor. What the shit, the key is like a foot long and as thick as a baby arm. What a slut.
He unlocks the door and you make it safely to the terminal, where he orders an escape pot on ebay. Both of you make it, the planet is nuked to shit.

But there is a caveat.
He tells fleet command you are HIS twink. Before you can protest you find yourself in his harem. You become sissy sllut for his old wrinkly onion balls.
Good luck hoe blowing yourself outta this one lol.
THE END
thank you for bumping this gem
 
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