LaIcriday
From the slums of Medellin
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Imagine this. One night you are going to sleep after a long day of school/work or rotting (if you are a NEET) and you suddenly see this genie manifest out of your cumsocks.
“Greetings subhuman. I am going to make you a once in a life time offer. I will give you physical attributes in exchange for years of your lifespan. The prices are as following:
-5 years for every inch of penis length/girth
-5 years for every inch of frame/bideltoid
-10 years for every inch of height
-15 years for every PSL point to your face (20 years if you are already above 4.5 PSL)
What will you take? There is no limit. You can put all you lifespan on one attribute (for example height) and lets say you have a life span of 70 years”
“Greetings subhuman. I am going to make you a once in a life time offer. I will give you physical attributes in exchange for years of your lifespan. The prices are as following:
-5 years for every inch of penis length/girth
-5 years for every inch of frame/bideltoid
-10 years for every inch of height
-15 years for every PSL point to your face (20 years if you are already above 4.5 PSL)
What will you take? There is no limit. You can put all you lifespan on one attribute (for example height) and lets say you have a life span of 70 years”
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