Would you lie to get a relationship/sex?

Would you lie to get a relationship or sex?

  • I want a relationship. I would lie to get it.

  • I want a relationship. I would not lie.

  • I want sex. I would lie to get it.

  • I want sex. I would not lie.


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There are some lies that increase your odds of getting a relationship/sex.

Common examples:

Lying about your politics. The majority of women are liberal, but not the majority of men.
Lying about your religious beliefs. More women are religious than men.
Lying about your age.
Lying about your job to make it more high status/cooler.
 
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Of course I would.
 
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Not lying about everything when its in your favor = autist trait.
 
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yea I lied about my age for 7 months to be in a relationship
 
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There are some lies that increase your odds of getting a relationship/sex.

Common examples:

Lying about your politics. The majority of women are liberal, but not the majority of men.
Lying about your religious beliefs. More women are religious than men.
Lying about your age.
Lying about your job to make it more high status/cooler.
I despise lying. Have always been very straightforward.

However, now I am starting to realize, that without lying I will not be able to get laid. :feelsbadman:

Thus, I am planning to start lying EXCESSIVELY very soon.

On my list:
  1. Lying about age
  2. Lying about birthplace
  3. Lying about relationship goals
  4. Lying about views
  5. Lying about everything
Damn this corrupted world :feelsbadman:
 
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I wouldent lie for a relationship probably lie bit for sex
 
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I would lie for both. Why the fuck not? Morals or some shit?
 
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There are some lies that increase your odds of getting a relationship/sex.

Common examples:

Lying about your politics. The majority of women are liberal, but not the majority of men.
Lying about your religious beliefs. More women are religious than men.
Lying about your age.
Lying about your job to make it more high status/cooler.
Voted for "I want a relationship, will not lie".
 
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There are some lies that increase your odds of getting a relationship/sex.

Common examples:

Lying about your politics. The majority of women are liberal, but not the majority of men.
Lying about your religious beliefs. More women are religious than men.
Lying about your age.
Lying about your job to make it more high status/cooler.
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if they were so they
the majority would not be whores
 
I despise lying. Have always been very straightforward.

However, now I am starting to realize, that without lying I will not be able to get laid. :feelsbadman:

Thus, I am planning to start lying EXCESSIVELY very soon.

On my list:
  1. Lying about age
  2. Lying about birthplace
  3. Lying about relationship goals
  4. Lying about views
  5. Lying about everything
Damn this corrupted world :feelsbadman:
I'm the same. I hate lying but I've messed up so many opportunities to be in a relationship or friends with benefits because I didn't lie, and I'm left here single and alone.

When I'm ready to date again, I plan to go full machiavellian. I figure I'll watch movies and read books about conmen and liars to start to enjoy it and change myself (hopefully) into some one that can really love doing this.

I do want to be in love. To love some one and lie to them will be the hardest thing but being unwilling to do the hard things in life leads to failure and misery.
 
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I lie for fun
 
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What do you enjoy about it?

I'd like to start to enjoy it.
I don't know. It's like casting a spell when you make someone believe something that's not true. It's the closest thing we have to magic in this world. You're altering someone else's reality and perception with your words. It's fucking amazing.
 
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I would lie to have sex but not for a relationship for sure
 
I would not lie even if it cost me a relationship or sexual opportunity.
 
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Ive put 181cm on dating apps while im 175cm but tbh with lifts im 182cm so its all good. have never lied about anything else tbh
 
There are some lies that increase your odds of getting a relationship/sex.

Common examples:

Lying about your politics. The majority of women are liberal, but not the majority of men.
Lying about your religious beliefs. More women are religious than men.
Lying about your age.
Lying about your job to make it more high status/cooler.
Somethings you should lie about to most people. But if its just things you are insecure about then be honest generally.
 
I despise lying. Have always been very straightforward.

However, now I am starting to realize, that without lying I will not be able to get laid. :feelsbadman:

Thus, I am planning to start lying EXCESSIVELY very soon.

On my list:
  1. Lying about age
  2. Lying about birthplace
  3. Lying about relationship goals
  4. Lying about views
  5. Lying about everything
Damn this corrupted world :feelsbadman:
You either die a hero…

Or…

You know how the saying goes. And there’s wisdom to it.

All genuinely heartless men become that way because they realize any other way is unreasonable.

Lying about the first two isn’t necessary. The fourth one you just have to give off vibes that you’re kind and caring and loving. You don’t have to agree with her on which Spider-Man movie was the best version.

The most important lie is lying about money. How much of it you have. This lie is SO important in fact that I’m working hard to accumulate such a large sum that I don’t even have to lie about it.
 
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I lie just for fun
 
W


Wait … you’re an Indian from Mumbai :feelsbadman:
Why not... if it improves my chances...
happy dance GIF

:feelshehe:
 
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