"You must wear sunscreen everyday, goyim"

Andros

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"Buy my cargaison of sunscreen bottles. You have to apply it every 2 hours, daily, even when you're not directly exposed to the Sun.
What? You find that unpractical and expensive? Do you want to age prematurely?
No! Do not care about Vitamin D deffiency! Youthful face is more important than healthy level of testosterone and having more money!"

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If Chico took great care of his skin he might still look as good as he did in his early 20s. With a hat on ofc
 
Dude... just stay at home, 0 hours exposure to the sun, everyday
 
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Evidence mounts that sunscreen could weaken sperm

Fertility rates have fallen worldwide over the last 50 years and chemicals found in everyday products are thought to be playing a role -- including those in your sunscreen.

These filters were found to affect human sperm by mimicking the effects of the female hormone progesterone. This mimicry then altered signaling inside of the sperm cells.


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