# wontstopnoodling isnt 6'5



## moggingmachine (Aug 25, 2020)

i remember him from his insanely cringe and autistic reddit days.

he started off claiming 5'11 (probably his real height)

then started claiming 6'1-6'2 (people used to call him out for claiming this when he used to claim 5'11)

guess he somehow deluded himself into thinking hes 6'5 now


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## Taylorswift (Aug 25, 2020)

I remember him talking about getting leg lengthening surgery.


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## moggingmachine (Aug 25, 2020)

Taylorswift said:


> I remember him talking about getting leg lengthening surgery.


probably another larp. but i will kick his legs if i meet him irl just to check


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## SubhumanCurrycel (Aug 25, 2020)

He is gigachad


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## Polka (Aug 25, 2020)

How old was he when claiming 5'11 ?


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## Good_Little_Goy (Aug 25, 2020)

He’s a larp I think anyway
definitely in part


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## Deleted member 3299 (Aug 25, 2020)

*he is 6'7*


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## AlwaysHaveQuestions (Aug 25, 2020)

Taylorswift said:


> I remember him talking about getting leg lengthening surgery.


maybe he factored it in his current height


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## Beetlejuice (Aug 25, 2020)

Cope,he is 5 feet 6 actually.


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## ChoSeungHui (Aug 25, 2020)

like 90% of niggas on this site


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## Deleted member 3526 (Aug 25, 2020)

He is a hapa abomination
Le 56% face larping as SF


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## recessed (Aug 25, 2020)

maybe he just grew


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## moggingmachine (Aug 25, 2020)

recessed said:


> maybe he just grew


hes not some teenager hes like mid 20s


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## Deleted member 7776 (Aug 25, 2020)

Rent free in this nigger's head. What pisses me off is he didn't even bother to tag me, the audacity! But then again, I just reminded myself of this and now a weight has been lifted off my shoulders, I wasn't supposed to have high expectations for a nigger in the brain department in the first place!

Btw, just to be clear, I'm actually 6'5 BWC indeed. Hope now your mind has been set at ease, mein Neger.


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## Deleted member 6997 (Aug 25, 2020)

Won'tStopNoodling said:


> Rent free in this nigger's head. What pisses me off is he didn't even bother to tag me, the audacity! But then again, I just reminded myself of this and now a weight has been lifted off my shoulders, I wasn't supposed to have high expectations for a nigger in the brain department in the first place!
> 
> Btw, just to be clear, I'm actually 6'5 BWC indeed. Hope now your mind has been set at ease, mein Neger.


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## moggingmachine (Aug 25, 2020)

Won'tStopNoodling said:


> Rent free in this nigger's head. What pisses me off is he didn't even bother to tag me, the audacity! But then again, I just reminded myself of this and now a weight has been lifted off my shoulders, I wasn't supposed to have high expectations for a nigger in the brain department in the first place!
> 
> Btw, just to be clear, I'm actually 6'5 BWC indeed. Hope now your mind has been set at ease, mein Neger.







bro who is this


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## EktoPlasma (Aug 25, 2020)

Y


Toth's thot said:


>


U also awake?


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## Deleted member 6997 (Aug 25, 2020)

EktoPlasma said:


> Y
> U also awake?


Ye but I'm going to sleep


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## EktoPlasma (Aug 25, 2020)

Toth's thot said:


> Ye but I'm going to sleep


Over for my after 4 AM sleep schedule


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## Deleted member 6997 (Aug 25, 2020)

EktoPlasma said:


> Over for my after 4 AM sleep schedule


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## SubhumanCurrycel (Aug 25, 2020)

Won'tStopNoodling said:


> Rent free in this nigger's head. What pisses me off is he didn't even bother to tag me, the audacity! But then again, I just reminded myself of this and now a weight has been lifted off my shoulders, I wasn't supposed to have high expectations for a nigger in the brain department in the first place!
> 
> Btw, just to be clear, I'm actually 6'5 BWC indeed. Hope now your mind has been set at ease, mein Neger.


Bhai you live rent free in my head




I looked at this photo and couldn’t stop fucking laughing for 20 minutes straight now my sides hurt


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## SubhumanCurrycel (Aug 25, 2020)

moggingmachine said:


> View attachment 620770
> 
> bro who is this



It’s him AFTER looksmaxxing just remember that


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## NarcyChadlite (Aug 25, 2020)

Hes a perma virgin that jerks it to asian porn all day .. lets be honest


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## Blackout.xl (Aug 25, 2020)

Bump


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## Deleted member 1751 (Aug 25, 2020)

SubhumanCurrycel said:


> Bhai you live rent free in my head
> View attachment 620785
> 
> I looked at this photo and couldn’t stop fucking laughing for 20 minutes straight now my sides hurt


Dont bully Aryan masterrace


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## CsCurry (Aug 25, 2020)

he was claiming 5-10 when braincels went down lol.

he’s probably 5-8


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## ( ( ( d[-_-]b ) ) ) (Aug 25, 2020)

View attachment 620785

Luka Doncic


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## PYT (Aug 26, 2020)

moggingmachine said:


> i remember him from his insanely cringe and autistic reddit days.
> 
> he started off claiming 5'11 (probably his real height)
> 
> ...


jfl


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## Inscol (Aug 26, 2020)

reminder of what he looks like unfradued still frauded with gay smoothing filter


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## godlikesz (Aug 26, 2020)

Inscol said:


> reminder of what he looks like unfradued still frauded with gay smoothing filter
> View attachment 621230


FRAME OF DEATH and malformed disgusting nipples ...


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## SkinjobCatastrophe (Aug 26, 2020)

This is like how they keep adding to the number of jews killed during the holocaust. Used to be a million, then a few million. Then it was 6 million for a while. It might work for the jews but you cant lie about height unless you have some quality shoes and lifts


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## Deleted member 7776 (Aug 26, 2020)

JFL at all these retards confusing me with another person


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## Deleted member 7776 (Aug 26, 2020)

sytyl said:


> 1.5 month from 5'11 to 6'5
> 
> we need to know his secrets


There's no secret. I've been 6'5 since I turned 19. I'm 24 now. I lied in that post intentionally not to make Ektoplasma feel bad.

Btw, that post is photoshop because on July the 3rd my avi wasn't the one that's my current avi.


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## sytyl (Aug 26, 2020)

Won'tStopNoodling said:


> There's no secret. I've been 6'5 since I turned 19. I'm 24 now. I lied in that post intentionally not to make Ektoplasma feel bad.
> 
> Btw, that post is photoshop because on July the 3rd my avi wasn't the one that's my current avi.


nice guy


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## Blackout.xl (Aug 26, 2020)

sytyl said:


> nice guy


Don’t tell me u believe this


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## sytyl (Aug 26, 2020)

Blackout.xl said:


> Don’t tell me u believe this


ofc not he is some 5'7 manlet from hungary jfl


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## Blackout.xl (Aug 26, 2020)

Won'tStopNoodling said:


> There's no secret. I've been 6'5 since I turned 19. I'm 24 now. I lied in that post intentionally not to make Ektoplasma feel bad.
> 
> Btw, that post is photoshop because on July the 3rd my avi wasn't the one that's my current avi.








U absolute autist. Your current avi will be the one that shows on every post you’ve made since you signed up. 12 year old tier larping


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## Ocelot (Aug 26, 2020)

Won'tStopNoodling said:


> There's no secret. I've been 6'5 since I turned 19. I'm 24 now. I lied in that post intentionally not to make Ektoplasma feel bad.
> 
> Btw, that post is photoshop because on July the 3rd my avi wasn't the one that's my current avi.


you're a fucking joke lmao "not make him feel etc etc" You can't even larp convincingly

Deformed nipples, jaw as wide as a dick, it's over man...


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## Deleted member 4464 (Aug 26, 2020)

no shit, of course he is larping, I thought its obvious


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## Blackout.xl (Aug 26, 2020)

Ocelot said:


> you're a fucking joke lmao "not make him feel etc etc" You can't even larp convincingly
> 
> Deformed nipples, jaw as wide as a dick, it's over man...


My nigga @Aesthetic mogged this larp so hard. Larp quality has declined bad


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## Ocelot (Aug 26, 2020)

Blackout.xl said:


> My nigga @Aesthetic mogged this larp so hard. Larp quality has declined bad


over for me as a 2020cel.

I remember reading somewhere that he larped but what exactly did he larp as?


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## Blackout.xl (Aug 26, 2020)

Ocelot said:


> over for me as a 2020cel.
> 
> I remember reading somewhere that he larped but what exactly did he larp as?


He larped as a 6 PSL chad with dark colouring. Was a forum chad


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## Ocelot (Aug 26, 2020)

Blackout.xl said:


> He larped as a 6 PSL chad with dark colouring. Was a forum chad


Was his real face exposed?


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## Blackout.xl (Aug 26, 2020)

Ocelot said:


> Was his real face exposed?


No, but somebody reverse image searched the photo he larped with


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## Blackout.xl (Aug 26, 2020)

BUMP


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## sytyl (Aug 26, 2020)

bump tbh


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## Inscol (Aug 26, 2020)

I don't know why wontstopnoodling isn't banned yet he's an old user whos clearly using an alt account


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## Tony (Aug 26, 2020)

Blackout.xl said:


> U absolute autist. Your current avi will be the one that shows on every post you’ve made since you signed up. 12 year old tier larping


fucking CAGED


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## balding17yomanletcel (Aug 26, 2020)

this retard was begging me to rate him on Braunfels 1 year ago ngl


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## Deleted member 9072 (Aug 26, 2020)

moggingmachine said:


> i remember him from his insanely cringe and autistic reddit days.
> 
> he started off claiming 5'11 (probably his real height)
> 
> ...


JFL you can easily tell the guy looks morphed and larping


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## Allnattybaby (Aug 26, 2020)

Inscol said:


> reminder of what he looks like unfradued still frauded with gay smoothing filter
> View attachment 621230



Gayest nipples I have ever seen nohomo


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## Short Ugly and Brown (Aug 26, 2020)

White Cocku only @Won'tStopNoodling


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## Short Ugly and Brown (Aug 26, 2020)




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## SubhumanCurrycel (Aug 26, 2020)

Won'tStopNoodling said:


> There's no secret. I've been 6'5 since I turned 19. I'm 24 now. I lied in that post intentionally not to make Ektoplasma feel bad.
> 
> Btw, that post is photoshop because on July the 3rd my avi wasn't the one that's my current avi.


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## Deusmaximus (Aug 26, 2020)




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## Deleted member 9274 (Aug 26, 2020)

This is the guy that made thousands of threads about his boring life and that he want to fuck gooks right? Sad shit man sad shit


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## BrendioEEE (Aug 26, 2020)

Inscol said:


> reminder of what he looks like unfradued still frauded with gay smoothing filter
> View attachment 621230


Nip's Me XD


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## Blackout.xl (Aug 27, 2020)

BUMP


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## sytyl (Aug 27, 2020)

bump


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## yunggod (Aug 27, 2020)

who the fuck cares let him do what he wants if he wants to LARP let him half the forum are LARPers anyway


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## SubhumanCurrycel (Aug 27, 2020)

yunggod said:


> who the fuck cares let him do what he wants if he wants to LARP let him half the forum are LARPers anyway


u rite imma just put him on ignore


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## maxmendietta (Oct 14, 2020)

cagefuel thread


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## Deleted member 3990 (Oct 14, 2020)

SkinjobCatastrophe said:


> This is like how they keep adding to the number of jews killed during the holocaust. Used to be a million, then a few million. Then it was 6 million for a while. It might work for the jews but you cant lie about height unless you have some quality shoes and lifts


It was 300k at first


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## Blackout.xl (Dec 4, 2020)

Giga bump


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## Deleted member 1464 (Dec 4, 2020)

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## Deleted member 756 (Dec 4, 2020)

jfl


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## Deleted member 9670 (Dec 4, 2020)

He's 5'11 in lifts. He's like 5'7 he posted on reddit.


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## MentalistKebab (Dec 4, 2020)

If you know him from his reddit days, you would know he is 5'7


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## Deusmaximus (Dec 4, 2020)




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## BrendioEEE (Dec 17, 2020)

Won'tStopNoodling said:


> Rent free in this nigger's head. What pisses me off is he didn't even bother to tag me, the audacity! But then again, I just reminded myself of this and now a weight has been lifted off my shoulders, I wasn't supposed to have high expectations for a nigger in the brain department in the first place!
> 
> Btw, just to be clear, I'm actually 6'5 BWC indeed. Hope now your mind has been set at ease, mein Neger.


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## Deleted member 7776 (Dec 17, 2020)

BrendioEEE said:


> View attachment 876300


you need to lose weight and surgerymaxx to at least 5'8 given you're 5'3


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## BrendioEEE (Dec 17, 2020)

Won'tStopNoodling said:


> you need to lose weight and surgerymaxx to at least 5'8 given you're 5'3


I wish I was 5'3, imagine being that small and nimble, being able to overpower tall ogres with Jiu-Jitsu and get massive gains due to your small proportions in a fast amount of time, increased life span by 10-20 years, peak performance honestly.


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## Deepraj7 (Dec 17, 2020)

BrendioEEE said:


> I wish I was 5'3, imagine being that small and nimble, being able to overpower tall ogres with Jiu-Jitsu and get massive gains due to your small proportions in a fast amount of time, increased life span by 10-20 years, peak performance honestly.


True that you will perform better when small but when you are small nobody won't take you seriously


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## BrendioEEE (Dec 17, 2020)

Deepraj7 said:


> True that you will perform better when small but when you are small nobody won't take you seriously


I would rely on my status.


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## Uglybrazilian (Dec 17, 2020)

im caging at this thread, I unironically thought this motherfucker was 6'5, he was even asking me if south american girls care for height JFL JFL JFL nigga this forum never ceases to impress me


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## elfmaxx (Dec 17, 2020)

mirin this chad bwc wontstopnoodling living rent free in all looksmax nigger's heads.


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## BrendioEEE (Dec 17, 2020)




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## JizzFarmer (Dec 17, 2020)

Feels great revisiting a classic thread


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## Warlow (Apr 5, 2021)

BUMP


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