1 hours til i go to a party and i look like a bloated incel

[goat2x]

Any quick fix
@hairyballscel @Dr Shekelberg @Copemaxxing

 

[Salludon]

Ditch the party and LDAR broda

 

[Entschuldigung]

Puke

 

[Copemaxxing]

i dont think there is a quick fix Tbh but try to drink tons of water to get a bit rid of water retention and dont chew or you will look even more bloated.

 

[goat2x]

Ditch the party and LDAR broda

Cant i already accepted the invite
That would be the best option tho
I have never looked this bad since 2018

 

[goat2x]

i dont think there is a quick fix Tbh but try to drink tons of water to get a bit rid of water retention and dont chew or you will look even more bloated.

Yeah im drinkin rn

 

[hairyballscel]

Any quick fix
@hairyballscel @Dr Shekelberg @Copemaxxing

No I’m a bloated fuck tbh, maybe an ice pack on your face and suck in your cheeks lol

 

[goat2x]

No I’m a bloated fuck tbh, maybe an ice pack on your face and suck in your cheeks lol

idk
i just sucked my dogs cock that give me a little hollow

 

[goat2x]

Im in the club its shit

 

[lookismfugee]

eat whole fucking watermelon for potassium. or some blood pressure pill to piss all out. dont fuck it up be careful

 

[Deleted member 3328]

Im in the club its shit

Yo my nigga

You better get some thots

Don't disappoint me son

 

[Deleted member 3299]

put ice on face

 

[Timelessbrah]

Drink alchool.

 

[goat2x]

Yo my nigga

You better get some thots

Don't disappoint me son

No
Thots annoy me

 

[goat2x]

Drink alchool.

No

 

[Zyros]

Drink alchool.

this or coffee. Alcohol specially is a specially effective "panic get out of jail" card for bloat. Only use it for his when having a bad bloat day and time is scarce tho, dont rely on it or it will bloat you more in the long run

 

[Deleted member 3328]

No
Thots annoy me

Just get your dick wet

Yo mate aight this is what you wanna do

Wait until like 4 am or sometime before the club closes where most people will leave already by then

There will be some girls left. These girls that are left are desperate to not go home alone and are guaranteed easy lay.

Optional: Get some alcohol to give yourself a bit of extra confidence.

Trust me dude this will work 100%

 

[goat2x]

Just get your dick wet

Yo mate aight this is what you wanna do

Wait until like 4 am or sometime before the club gloves where most people will leave already by then

There will be some girls left. These girls that are left are desperate to not go home alone and are guaranteed easy lay. Get some alcohol to give yourself a big of confidence.

Trust me dude this will work 100%

No
I fucked 4 girlsike this it was enough

 

[goat2x]

No
I fucked 4 girlsike this it was enough

I got white spots on my dick the last time too

 

[Deleted member 6191]

I got white spots on my dick the last time too

Epic!

 

[Deleted member 3328]

No
I fucked 4 girlsike this it was enough

Wdym by no

Ok cool man

 

[goat2x]

Wdym by no

Ok cool man

Thanks tho

 

[Deleted member 3328]

I got white spots on my dick the last time too

Cope STDs are a meme

Go raw

 

[goat2x]

Cope STDs are a meme

Go raw

I said it was enough
Doesnt worth it at all imo
Tiktok girl or nothing

 

[goat2x]

Cope STDs are a meme

Go raw

I had to apply a cream too it was emberassing

 

[Deleted member 3328]

I said it was enough
Doesnt worth it at all imo
Tiktok girl or nothing

Alright my dude don't worry

I ain't gonna push you to do things you don't wanna do

 

[Deleted member 3328]

I had to apply a cream too it was emberassing

Mirin tbh

Chad trait

MANN IM DRUNK

 

[Deleted member 6095]

More like 1 hr till u slay

 

[goat2x]

Mirin tbh

Chad trait

MANN IM DRUNK

Where are u

 

[Deleted member 3328]

Where are u

Home. Drank a bottle of whiskey with my mate

 

[goat2x]

Home. Drank a bottle of whiskey with my mate

U are at the club with me i see u migga

 

[Deleted member 3328]

U are at the club with me i see u migga

Ayyy bro

 

[Timelessbrah]

this or coffee. Alcohol specially is a specially effective "panic get out of jail" card for bloat. Only use it for his when having a bad bloat day and time is scarce tho, dont rely on it or it will bloat you more in the long run

I know it ads calories that's why it bloats you, but in the short therm in dehydrates.

 

[Timelessbrah]

No

pussy pussy pussy pussy

 

[goat2x]

pussy pussy pussy pussy

i drank alcohol it was free