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Enjoying_this_life

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Sure! Here’s a parody of “Jingle Bells”, rewritten as a joke about looksmaxxing featuring the names you provided. It keeps the tone light and silly, so it feels like a fun community in-joke:











🎵 “Looksmax Bells” (to the tune of Jingle Bells) 🎵





Verse 1:


Dashing through the gym,


On a shredded4summer plan,


Veins about to burst,


Flexin’ harder than a stan!





Superpsycho’s bulk,


Gengar’s shadow gains,


Ghostboyswag’s on TikTok now,


Injecting growth in veins!—Oh!





Chorus:


Looksmax bells, botox swells,


Peel away the years,


Proex dropped his skincare stack,


Now he’s swiping past your peers—HEY!


Inversions, chin extensions,


Claviculars wide and proud,


Autistictendencys counting reps,


In that Vantablack shroud!





Verse 2:


Jeandarcalter’s jaw,


Sharper than a blade,


Asiangymmax on the scene,


With routines tailor-made.





Menas cooking clean,


Enchantedelixir glow,


Pla1092 just dry scooped,


Now he’s lit up like a show—WOAH!





Chorus:


Looksmax bells, derma sells,


Giga Chad on top,


Pope’s now preaching tret and zinc,


While bitchwhipper won’t stop!


Disillusioned, yet determined,


2414763h grinds late,


Asdvek’s morph was so insane,


He crashed the Incelgate!





Bridge (Spoken):


And kurd? He ascended.


Lurked 4chan, then transcended.


Now he roams with jaw so square,


Even mogs don’t dare compare…





Final Chorus:


Looksmax bells, dopamine hells,


But still we do our part,


From blackpill doom to halo cope,


It’s a glow-up from the heart!


So merry gymmas to you all,


From natty kings to roid gods,


We’ll meet up in the mirror’s gaze—


With 10/10 looks and nods!











Let me know if you’d like this to match a different Christmas tune or want a darker or sillier version
 
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jesus christ are you trying to die bro???

you know jerking off stops you from getting prostate cancer right bhai?
Oh really I guess I gotta start fapping again 😢
 
Sure! Here’s a parody of “Jingle Bells”, rewritten as a joke about looksmaxxing featuring the names you provided. It keeps the tone light and silly, so it feels like a fun community in-joke:











🎵 “Looksmax Bells” (to the tune of Jingle Bells) 🎵





Verse 1:


Dashing through the gym,


On a shredded4summer plan,


Veins about to burst,


Flexin’ harder than a stan!





Superpsycho’s bulk,


Gengar’s shadow gains,


Ghostboyswag’s on TikTok now,


Injecting growth in veins!—Oh!





Chorus:


Looksmax bells, botox swells,


Peel away the years,


Proex dropped his skincare stack,


Now he’s swiping past your peers—HEY!


Inversions, chin extensions,


Claviculars wide and proud,


Autistictendencys counting reps,


In that Vantablack shroud!





Verse 2:


Jeandarcalter’s jaw,


Sharper than a blade,


Asiangymmax on the scene,


With routines tailor-made.





Menas cooking clean,


Enchantedelixir glow,


Pla1092 just dry scooped,


Now he’s lit up like a show—WOAH!





Chorus:


Looksmax bells, derma sells,


Giga Chad on top,


Pope’s now preaching tret and zinc,


While bitchwhipper won’t stop!


Disillusioned, yet determined,


2414763h grinds late,


Asdvek’s morph was so insane,


He crashed the Incelgate!





Bridge (Spoken):


And kurd? He ascended.


Lurked 4chan, then transcended.


Now he roams with jaw so square,


Even mogs don’t dare compare…





Final Chorus:


Looksmax bells, dopamine hells,


But still we do our part,


From blackpill doom to halo cope,


It’s a glow-up from the heart!


So merry gymmas to you all,


From natty kings to roid gods,


We’ll meet up in the mirror’s gaze—


With 10/10 looks and nods!











Let me know if you’d like this to match a different Christmas tune or want a darker or sillier version
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