100% sure-fire way to figure out if you're an npc or not

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so a lot of you guys want to figure out whether or not you're an npc well fret not i have put together a guide for you to figure out if you have the capacity to exercise free will or you're just a mindless robot programmed to do certain tasks day to day.

step 1: go outside to any public location, can be anywhere just has to have many people who frequent like a grocery store or gas station

step 2: walk up to the nearest becky you can find, now you're ready for step 3

step 3: whip out your bbc and start stroking it, pay attention to her reaction, if she reacts with disgust that is a normal reaction thats programmed into her computer chip which means youre an npc but if she grabs it and starts stroking your bbc that means youre a real sentient human being

step 4: close the deal and privately go to the bathroom alone with her, make sure the cameras dont see you

step 5: now in order to undo the factory programming from the gamma human production warehouse you must cum on her face cause your cum as a non-npc has special properties that destroy any microchips it touches, ask the npc woman to open up her skull so that you can cum on the computer chip located inside her brain

step 6: the computer chip should start dissolving and malfunctioning, within the next 20 minutes the programming should be lifted off of the htb

step 7: now you have an ltr with an htb and you found out youre not an npc see all it took was a little bit of low inhib congrats

hope this guide helped
 
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so a lot of you guys want to figure out whether or not you're an npc well fret not i have put together a guide for you to figure out if you have the capacity to exercise free will or you're just a mindless robot programmed to do certain tasks day to day.

step 1: go outside to any public location, can be anywhere just has to have many people who frequent like a grocery store or gas station

step 2: walk up to the nearest becky you can find, now you're ready for step 3

step 3: whip out your bbc and start stroking it, pay attention to her reaction, if she reacts with disgust that is a normal reaction thats programmed into her computer chip which means youre an npc but if she grabs it and starts stroking your bbc that means youre a real sentient human being

step 4: close the deal and privately go to the bathroom alone with her, make sure the cameras dont see you

step 5: now in order to undo the factory programming from the gamma human production warehouse you must cum on her face cause your cum as a non-npc has special properties that destroy any microchips it touches, ask the npc woman to open up her skull so that you can cum on the computer chip located inside her brain

step 6: the computer chip should start dissolving and malfunctioning, within the next 20 minutes the programming should be lifted off of the htb

step 7: now you have an ltr with an htb and you found out youre not an npc see all it took was a little bit of low inhib congrats

hope this guide helped
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