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theworstever

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Fuck it I'm entering my last stages of hopelessness. None of you will know my pain of being a dicklet, even the dicklets here, none of you suffer as much as me. I've spoken about my suicide intentions before and all I got was laughs. I feel I'm close to my ending and will do anything radical as long as it exists to enlarge my shrimp. I refuse to live with that for much longer. Hence, I'm willing to pay $1000 if anyone knows some secret method or whatever, I know some people are keeping shit to themselves because they don't wanna strengthen the competition so if you know a surgery or whatever it is that can make my shrimp longer let me know. None of that girth injection scam/penumma/PE. I'm aware PE is valid but by the time I potentially see results I'd have literally gone insane and batshit crazy from my loneliness. I'd pay deep 6 figures if there was a way to get a big cock. Imagine 5 year old me looking at the bullshit his 23 year old depressed-to-death version will be writing out of desperation...
 
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I do. DM me, we can discuss it.
 
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theworstever said:
Fuck it I'm entering my last stages of hopelessness. None of you will know my pain of being a dicklet, even the dicklets here, none of you suffer as much as me. I've spoken about my suicide intentions before and all I got was laughs. I feel I'm close to my ending and will do anything radical as long as it exists to enlarge my shrimp. I refuse to live with that for much longer. Hence, I'm willing to pay $1000 if anyone knows some secret method or whatever, I know some people are keeping shit to themselves because they don't wanna strengthen the competition so if you know a surgery or whatever it is that can make my shrimp longer let me know. None of that girth injection scam/penumma/PE. I'm aware PE is valid but by the time I potentially see results I'd have literally gone insane and batshit crazy from my loneliness. I'd pay deep 6 figures if there was a way to get a big cock. Imagine 5 year old me looking at the bullshit his 23 year old depressed-to-death version will be writing out of desperation...
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dnt pay for shit 😂😂
 
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u got a micro?
 
mrriceguy said:
Nigga this is very common info:

my.clevelandclinic.org

Penis Enlargement Surgery: How It Works, Pros & Cons

Penis size is a concern for some people. They may ask for surgery to make their penis bigger.
my.clevelandclinic.org my.clevelandclinic.org
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exactly why I'm offering money for actual info. I've been through the whole internet in the hope of finding something. It's either the scammy girth fillers or ligamentostijsldjtisodjtosys that only increases flaccid. Nothing out there that's legit for length. Nothing.
 
How big?
 
How big yours tho? 🤨
 
small enough to keep me a virgin at this age. I've had the chance to be with Stacies and I've turned them down all because of my size. it's considered just ''average'' from the bullshit statistics. in reality, it's small.
 
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Dick fillers and jelqing.
 
I know a lot. Been a dickmaxxer on and off for 12 years now, DM me
 
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small enough to keep me a virgin at this age. I've had the chance to be with Stacies and I've turned them down all because of my size. it's considered just ''average'' from the bullshit statistics. in reality, it's small.
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So 5 inches?
 
at least tell us how big it is
 
hanging, penis traction device, jelqing, angion methid not for length but EQ, multiorgasmic non ejac org, dht gel maybe, vit d megadose increased penis length by few inches in this one study but idk. pls feel free to tip me if info ive provided is helpful, i dont need 1k, just a little bit to feed myself at maccas tmmrw
 
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Shitfacegoodbod=mog said:
hanging, penis traction device, jelqing, angion methid not for length but EQ, multiorgasmic non ejac org, dht gel maybe, vit d megadose increased penis length by few inches in this one study but idk. pls feel free to tip me if info ive provided is helpful, i dont need 1k, just a little bit to feed myself at maccas tmmrw
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most of this is PE which I've mentioned above. DHT gel only valid if you're in puberty. what's the vit d megadose thing?
 
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theworstever said:
most of this is PE which I've mentioned above. DHT gel only valid if you're in puberty. what's the vit d megadose thing?
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k2 and d3 megadose, this seems quite interesting actually, i might read up on this more and try myself tbh ngl
www.researchgate.net

(PDF) Enhanced Growth of the Adult Penis With Vitamin D 3

PDF | Fourteen adult men volunteered to participate in an experiment to evaluate the potential for penile growth as a result of taking 50,000 units of... | Find, read and cite all the research you need on ResearchGate
www.researchgate.net www.researchgate.net
 
how are girth fillers scam retard?

theres studies about it
 
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buflek said:
how are girth fillers scam retard?

theres studies about it
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you think the whole world wouldn't have been on them if they could get a penis as thick as Shane Diesel's for 10-15k? It's utter bullshit
 
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theworstever said:
you think the whole world wouldn't have been on them if they could get a penis as thick as Shane Diesel's for 10-15k? It's utter bullshit
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You cant use fillers to that extent but imo it can be used for final touch up and glans.
 
Shitfacegoodbod=mog said:
k2 and d3 megadose, this seems quite interesting actually, i might read up on this more and try myself tbh ngl
www.researchgate.net

(PDF) Enhanced Growth of the Adult Penis With Vitamin D 3

PDF | Fourteen adult men volunteered to participate in an experiment to evaluate the potential for penile growth as a result of taking 50,000 units of... | Find, read and cite all the research you need on ResearchGate
www.researchgate.net www.researchgate.net
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Penis length increased
an average of 0.46 inches and circumference increased an average of 0.523 inches :feelswhy:
 
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you think the whole world wouldn't have been on them if they could get a penis as thick as Shane Diesel's for 10-15k? It's utter bullshit
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it works just like other fillers, yet u barely know anyone irl who gets them eventho they can ascend any normie
 
buflek said:
it works just like other fillers, yet u barely know anyone irl who gets them eventho they can ascend any normie
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I've read about them, it's trash, you can easily get botched. On top, they're only for girth. Once again, nothing for length.
 
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Penis length increased
an average of 0.46 inches and circumference increased an average of 0.523 inches :feelswhy:
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they were oldcels, maybe u can get better as young and if you couple with microtears from jelq etc. could help facial bones and height a bit maybe also. im curious as to why @RAITEIII said it was debunked tho
 
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they were oldcels, maybe u can get better as young and if you couple with microtears from jelq etc. could help facial bones and height a bit maybe also. im curious as to why @RAITEIII said it was debunked tho
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Some people on this very same forum did research. It can probably be found.

Basically it was made up by someone who wanted to bring attention to his vitamins and holistic clinic and profit from it.
 
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Start transitioning
 
RAITEIII said:
Some people on this very same forum did research. It can probably be found.

Basically it was made up by someone who wanted to bring attention to his vitamins and holistic clinic and profit from it.
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hmm i see, yeah could be perhaps. this nigga Cl Norman Shealy does look kinda sussy baka ngl, esp seeing his other publications

Cl-Shealy-2.jpg
 
All of my dreams are shattered. I've sold my best years so I can get money, all so I can blow my brains out at 23 because I can't cope with my dick. I can't stop thinking about it and the hopelessness is destroying me.
 
Ascension? Yeah, there won't be any ascension, ever. On top of what I wrote above, I even broke my legs thinking I'll ascend haha. Don't repeat my mistakes, do not be delusional. When delusions die, your heart will break in a trillion pieces.
 
theworstever said:
Ascension? Yeah, there won't be any ascension, ever. On top of what I wrote above, I even broke my legs thinking I'll ascend haha. Don't repeat my mistakes, do not be delusional. When delusions die, your heart will break in a trillion pieces.
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You had LL?
 
Unironically you should try PE , especially with devices if you want to cut some time (Phallosan , bathmate and weight hanging)
 
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Darius said:
Unironically you should try PE , especially with devices if you want to cut some time (Phallosan , bathmate and weight hanging)
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it won't work for me and even if it does, it'd take multiple years to get to an acceptable size. by that time I'd have gone insane 37 times already. I've only got a few % left of my copium. I just want to pay my way out of misery. What does this prove? Money can't buy you happiness. The dumb ass cliche as old as time is legit.
 
I’d recommend going religious if you feel this badly about yourself
 
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I dont know how you get idea of PE but it works just use hanging, extending devices for multiple hours for a year and you will gain between 1-2 inches of lenght
 
bro 5 inches isn't that bad, you're a mentalcel
 
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so you've turned down sex because of your average dick that's probably bigger than at least one dude they've already fucked?
 
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what is your exact dick length and gitrh? no need to hide it, u already outed urself as someone who has a small dick
 
tie a rope and dumbells to your dick its easy
 
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