Jamal2222
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Y’all have been asking “Muh how do I make money for surgeries” it’s so simple, I’ll outlay the easiest route for you to follow:
Easiest route
1. Get a wage cuck job save $900
2. Go to Lowe’s and buy a pressure washer for $800ish
3. Keep working your wage cuck job and also start learning how to use your pressure washer cleaning shit at your house (gutters, trashcans, driveways, lawnmowers, etc)
4. once you’ve mastered the use of your new pressure washer, begin advertising(you can look up a bunch of ways online, ex: passing out flyers, taping flyers all over the neighborhood, advertising on local Facebook groups, going from door to door, etc)
5. Find your niche you want to specialize in, begin work, charge $50 per day and scale up for xtra services, let’s say you get 10 customers per day that’s $500 bucks
6. After you have people calling you, build a stable customer base that you know will call back for more. (Focus on winning over the boomers and millennials)
7. After you’re making over $500 per day quit your cuck job, and start expanding your horizons by looking for commercial work that pays $800 per gig, (example: real estate guys, stores, mechanic shops, etc)
8. Once you have 7 or 8 big commercial clients you can begin hiring people to work for you.
9. After you’ve done this you’ll be pulling in $6k per day or 2Million per year, after your completely financially stable go get your surgery by the best surgeons in Korea.
10.you’ve ascended to chad, game of life has been won.
Easiest route
1. Get a wage cuck job save $900
2. Go to Lowe’s and buy a pressure washer for $800ish
3. Keep working your wage cuck job and also start learning how to use your pressure washer cleaning shit at your house (gutters, trashcans, driveways, lawnmowers, etc)
4. once you’ve mastered the use of your new pressure washer, begin advertising(you can look up a bunch of ways online, ex: passing out flyers, taping flyers all over the neighborhood, advertising on local Facebook groups, going from door to door, etc)
5. Find your niche you want to specialize in, begin work, charge $50 per day and scale up for xtra services, let’s say you get 10 customers per day that’s $500 bucks
6. After you have people calling you, build a stable customer base that you know will call back for more. (Focus on winning over the boomers and millennials)
7. After you’re making over $500 per day quit your cuck job, and start expanding your horizons by looking for commercial work that pays $800 per gig, (example: real estate guys, stores, mechanic shops, etc)
8. Once you have 7 or 8 big commercial clients you can begin hiring people to work for you.
9. After you’ve done this you’ll be pulling in $6k per day or 2Million per year, after your completely financially stable go get your surgery by the best surgeons in Korea.
10.you’ve ascended to chad, game of life has been won.