BigJimsWornOutTires
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But first things first. We'll adopt Putin's Clearance House Initiative and enlist homeless people, druggies, and convicts then drop their asses off in Mongolia and Kazakhstan. Finally, the military will call upon you all - gamers. Ugh. I know. Many of you haven't even learned to master wiping your asses and yet you'll be CALL OF DUTY upon to murder Chinese bastards. Good news! Lots of dating potential. Don't worry, we'll include transgender and gay men in your units for some loving and humping. You're welcome!
This will be an easy mission. And you all will be working side to side with Russians, Ukrainians, those crooked teeth British scumbags, those smelly French things, those nigga hating Germans, those other Vikings in Poland and Spain, ugh. Although, if you're sent to the east of that dragon, Japanese, Russians, and other Asians. South will be Australians, Indians, and Italians and we might have problems with middle eastern Muslims. Not sure yet!
MESSAGE TO CHINA: IF YOU LAUNCH ONE FUCKING NUKE, WE WILL OBLITERATE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS OFF THIS PLANET! Well, not literally. But you get the idea.
This will be an easy mission. And you all will be working side to side with Russians, Ukrainians, those crooked teeth British scumbags, those smelly French things, those nigga hating Germans, those other Vikings in Poland and Spain, ugh. Although, if you're sent to the east of that dragon, Japanese, Russians, and other Asians. South will be Australians, Indians, and Italians and we might have problems with middle eastern Muslims. Not sure yet!
MESSAGE TO CHINA: IF YOU LAUNCH ONE FUCKING NUKE, WE WILL OBLITERATE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS OFF THIS PLANET! Well, not literally. But you get the idea.