18th Birthday

[kana]

Wowzers, guys, I'm 18 ... Oh Great ... Only a few weeks ago, I spent all my $$$ making a gift basket for my GF

I bought her ...
A cute little pocket knife
Her fav lotion
A cute stuffed animal with my cologne sprayed all over it
Roblox gift card
20+ Candies and her fav drink
Eyeliner
Mascara

And I fucked her for 3+ hours

WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW so cool ... Hmm, I understand that she's a broke teenager, but I wonder if I can even receive the common courtesy of some mediocre fast food for my birthday ...

A happy birthday text. OH CUTE, I WONDER WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN THE NEXT TIME I SEE HER ... Oh, she wants to fuck, well sure I'm not complaining.

Hmm, the day after ... Oh, uhm ... She wakes me up at 8 AM to spend the whole day together... WOW SO COOL, I got some $$$ for my birthday, so I MIGHT AS WELL GO SHOPPING WITH HER AND BUY A NEW KEYBOARD, AND SOME STUFF FOR MY MUSIC, AND MATCHING CLOTHES ... She flakes to stay at home and take a fucking nap (I have her life360), and reschedules 8+ hours later ... To Fuck. Well, I go home after shopping by myself.

Wow man, hmm, what about the next couple of days ...

Oh, she doesn't want to go on any dates; she instead wants to have sex for 4+ hours daily.

She always has $$$ to buy herself new fucking clothes or better yet a new smelly fuckass cart.

Let me bring up the topic ... Oh yeah, same story, I treated her like shit for two years, blah blah blah, and I don't deserve a birthday gift because blah blah blah I'm a terrible bf, everything is my fault, I'm a whore, and I suck.

I have her socials and Life360; she doesn't cheat, and she's very clingy, but fuck like ... What do I do, man

Do I even bother buying her shit for Christmas? I'm not angry nor sad, I'm disappointed. Sex is cool and all, but ... Might as well be friends with benefits, no?

I treated her horribly in the past, and she tried killing herself over me, but ... It's been years since then, man. Don't even get me started when she's angry, she says nothing but the most dehumanizing shit like ever, when I don't dare say the same shit back.

Hmm, we're too far gone to restart. We're each other's first everything (including virginity) ... What do I even do

 

[kana]

b

 

[karmacita901]

i read all this man this just sounds like htn problems to me

should have tagged all the htn's

 

[kana]

i read all this man this just sounds like htn problems to me

should have tagged all the htn's

can u tag them 4 me

 

[kana]

can u tag them 4 me

sorry i have little to no .org friends

 

[Clav's Baseball Cup]

This is genuinely fucking hilarious.

 

[Terrortheplug]

son

 

[kana]

son

This is genuinely fucking hilarious.

what man

 

[Laqi]

can u tag them 4 me

Here am I.

She is being a bitch, if you want me to say truth, I would leave her.
I wouldn't worry or put too much effort into this christmas for her.
Past is past, ask her if she has forgiven you for that past, if she has then she should stop acting like a bitch.
IT's your fault that this have gotten this far, why would you let bitch talk down on you?
and muhhh all that sex and all you are doing is relieving her sexual wishes, while getting shit treatment.

 

[kana]

Here am I.

She is being a bitch, if you want me to say truth, I would leave her.
I wouldn't worry or put too much effort into this christmas for her.
Past is past, ask her if she has forgiven you for that past, if she has then she should stop acting like a bitch.
IT's your fault that this have gotten this far, why would you let bitch talk down on you?
and muhhh all that sex and all you are doing is relieving her sexual wishes, while getting shit treatment.

True, I don't know, I had guilt for the way I used to be with her; therefore, I let such treatment continue ... and just like that, 2023 ... 2024 ... 2025, all went by, and here I am now ... Although, she was very sweet all the way up until Mid-2025

 

[Laqi]

True, I don't know, I had guilt for the way I used to be with her; therefore, I let such treatment continue ... and just like that, 2023 ... 2024 ... 2025, all went by, and here I am now ... Although, she was very sweet all the way up until Mid-2025

You seemed like a smart guy, looks like I was horribly wrong.
Guilt for what? It's fucking prize for her to have you jfl.
Are not you like HTN? You are fucking prize here.
what could have happened in mid-2025? Do you think she might be talking with another?
Though it's unlikely, do you guys exchange each others account or phones?

 

[chris34]

Honestly I would fucking leave her I wouldn’t put up with that shit as long as you did yea the sex is good but the cons weigh the pros out more or you could ask for a break that you have been contemplating stuff and need some time alone to think and catch up

 

[kana]

You seemed like a smart guy, looks like I was horribly wrong.
Guilt for what? It's fucking prize for her to have you jfl.
Are not you like HTN? You are fucking prize here.
what could have happened in mid-2025? Do you think she might be talking with another?
Though it's unlikely, do you guys exchange each others account or phones?

No I don't think she's cheating, I live by the border, so everyone here is like 5'5, Mexican, and overweight (I'm 6'0, mostly white, and pretty decent looking, at least good enough to get 1000+ likes on TikTok sometimes when I post myself) ... Yes, we do exchange each other's stuff as well ... She chased me for two years straight until we started dating in mid-2025 ... Once I gave her all of my attention, she started acting weird. She chased me as in ... Buying gifts, writing letters, sending me paragraphs, sending nudes whenever I wanted, pushing other girls away from me, etc...

I am smart, but I have little experience with relationships ...

 

[kana]

No I don't think she's cheating, I live by the border, so everyone here is like 5'5, Mexican, and overweight (I'm 6'0, mostly white, and pretty decent looking, at least good enough to get 1000+ likes on TikTok sometimes when I post myself) ... Yes, we do exchange each other's stuff as well ... She chased me for two years straight until we started dating in mid-2025 ... Once I gave her all of my attention, she started acting weird. She chased me as in ... Buying gifts, writing letters, sending me paragraphs, sending nudes whenever I wanted, pushing other girls away from me, etc...

I am smart, but I have little experience with relationships ...

What I think I'm looking at is a classic case of a girl getting complacent once the chase is over ...

 

[Laqi]

No I don't think she's cheating, I live by the border, so everyone here is like 5'5, Mexican, and overweight (I'm 6'0, mostly white, and pretty decent looking, at least good enough to get 1000+ likes on TikTok sometimes when I post myself) ... Yes, we do exchange each other's stuff as well ... She chased me for two years straight until we started dating in mid-2025 ... Once I gave her all of my attention, she started acting weird. She chased me as in ... Buying gifts, writing letters, sending me paragraphs, sending nudes whenever I wanted, pushing other girls away from me, etc...

I am smart, but I have little experience with relationships ...

Looks like you still don't understand your position in relationship.
Why are you treating her like a wife when she is just another girl you have connection with?
Smart? maybe in somalia.

 

[MouthBreathingElite]

The second a bitch spikes your cortisol you HAVE to dip, not to mention 3 hour sex sessions??

 

[Laqi]

The second a bitch spikes your cortisol you HAVE to dip, not to mention 3 hour sex sessions??

It's all good though, foreplay + creative fucking does takes time

 

[kana]

Looks like you still don't understand your position in relationship.
Why are you treating her like a wife when she is just another girl you have connection with?
Smart? maybe in somalia.

Smart, yes, I can make intense Japanese EDM ... that requires an IQ of at least 110 to do so ... That's aside from the point. Well, we lost our virginity together, and no other girl has shown as much unwavering loyalty as she has... But, you might have a point here.

 

[kana]

The second a bitch spikes your cortisol you HAVE to dip, not to mention 3 hour sex sessions??

I have deathgrip so I can't cum from puh + when I was younger I used to edge for hours on end

 

[MouthBreathingElite]

It's all good though, foreplay + creative fucking does takes time

3 hours though

 

[MouthBreathingElite]

I have deathgrip so I can't cum from puh + when I was younger I used to edge for hours on end

Damn, you can cure it but its a pain in the ass to do so

 

[Laqi]

Smart, yes, I can make intense Japanese EDM ... that requires an IQ of at least 110 to do so ... That's aside from the point. Well, we lost our virginity together, and no other girl has shown as much unwavering loyalty as she has... But, you might have a point here.

Music takes different talent.
Seems like you don't want to admit, but you already have answer.

 

[MouthBreathingElite]

I treated her horribly in the past, and she tried killing herself over me, but ... It's been years since then, man. Don't even get me started when she's angry, she says nothing but the most dehumanizing shit like ever, when I don't dare say the same shit back.

Hmm, we're too far gone to restart. We're each other's first everything (including virginity) ... What do I even do

The text messages are crazy son icl your relationship is so toxic its crazy

 

[kana]

Damn, you can cure it but its a pain in the ass to do so

Nah ... I don't want to have to worry about my stamina ...

 

[Swancel]

enjoy the last two years of your teenage years while they last...

 

[Sadist]

Wowzers, guys, I'm 18 ... Oh Great ... Only a few weeks ago, I spent all my $$$ making a gift basket for my GF

I bought her ...
A cute little pocket knife
Her fav lotion
A cute stuffed animal with my cologne sprayed all over it
Roblox gift card
20+ Candies and her fav drink
Eyeliner
Mascara

And I fucked her for 3+ hours

WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW so cool ... Hmm, I understand that she's a broke teenager, but I wonder if I can even receive the common courtesy of some mediocre fast food for my birthday ...

A happy birthday text. OH CUTE, I WONDER WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN THE NEXT TIME I SEE HER ... Oh, she wants to fuck, well sure I'm not complaining.

Hmm, the day after ... Oh, uhm ... She wakes me up at 8 AM to spend the whole day together... WOW SO COOL, I got some $$$ for my birthday, so I MIGHT AS WELL GO SHOPPING WITH HER AND BUY A NEW KEYBOARD, AND SOME STUFF FOR MY MUSIC, AND MATCHING CLOTHES ... She flakes to stay at home and take a fucking nap (I have her life360), and reschedules 8+ hours later ... To Fuck. Well, I go home after shopping by myself.

Wow man, hmm, what about the next couple of days ...

Oh, she doesn't want to go on any dates; she instead wants to have sex for 4+ hours daily.

She always has $$$ to buy herself new fucking clothes or better yet a new smelly fuckass cart.

Let me bring up the topic ... Oh yeah, same story, I treated her like shit for two years, blah blah blah, and I don't deserve a birthday gift because blah blah blah I'm a terrible bf, everything is my fault, I'm a whore, and I suck.

I have her socials and Life360; she doesn't cheat, and she's very clingy, but fuck like ... What do I do, man

Do I even bother buying her shit for Christmas? I'm not angry nor sad, I'm disappointed. Sex is cool and all, but ... Might as well be friends with benefits, no?

I treated her horribly in the past, and she tried killing herself over me, but ... It's been years since then, man. Don't even get me started when she's angry, she says nothing but the most dehumanizing shit like ever, when I don't dare say the same shit back.

Hmm, we're too far gone to restart. We're each other's first everything (including virginity) ... What do I even do

fuck man, this must suck. im a fellow ltrmaxer, so i can imagine exactly how you feel, and how doing nothing whatsoever but fucking gets boring, especially if you dont have a crazy, borderline-mentally ill attachment/passion. i say you should talk to her about this personally. it would suck if she is tera impulsive, as that would very likely lead to an argument because she would hate to acknowledge that theres anything wrong and shit, but just handle it very calmly and theres a good chance she will actually start hearing you. if not, and youre not happy in your relationship - then you know what to do, because what even is the point of keeping it alive then? best of luck bhai

 

[Laqi]

fuck man, this must suck. im a fellow ltrmaxer, so i can imagine exactly how you feel, and how doing nothing whatsoever but fucking gets boring, especially if you dont have a crazy, borderline-mentally ill attachment/passion. i say you should talk to her about this personally. it would suck if she is tera impulsive, as that would very likely lead to an argument because she would hate to acknowledge that theres anything wrong and shit, but just handle it very calmly and theres a good chance she will actually start hearing you. if not, and youre not happy in your relationship - then you know what to do, because what even is the point of keeping it alive then? best of luck bhai

shit advice tbh.
All he has to do is leave her ass and get with new girl, she will come back crawling at him.
JFL at LTRS.

 

[SoundnVision]

Happy birthday fella go pound some pussy

 

[notagreycell]

Wowzers, guys, I'm 18 ... Oh Great ... Only a few weeks ago, I spent all my $$$ making a gift basket for my GF

I bought her ...
A cute little pocket knife
Her fav lotion
A cute stuffed animal with my cologne sprayed all over it
Roblox gift card
20+ Candies and her fav drink
Eyeliner
Mascara

And I fucked her for 3+ hours

WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW so cool ... Hmm, I understand that she's a broke teenager, but I wonder if I can even receive the common courtesy of some mediocre fast food for my birthday ...

A happy birthday text. OH CUTE, I WONDER WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN THE NEXT TIME I SEE HER ... Oh, she wants to fuck, well sure I'm not complaining.

Hmm, the day after ... Oh, uhm ... She wakes me up at 8 AM to spend the whole day together... WOW SO COOL, I got some $$$ for my birthday, so I MIGHT AS WELL GO SHOPPING WITH HER AND BUY A NEW KEYBOARD, AND SOME STUFF FOR MY MUSIC, AND MATCHING CLOTHES ... She flakes to stay at home and take a fucking nap (I have her life360), and reschedules 8+ hours later ... To Fuck. Well, I go home after shopping by myself.

Wow man, hmm, what about the next couple of days ...

Oh, she doesn't want to go on any dates; she instead wants to have sex for 4+ hours daily.

She always has $$$ to buy herself new fucking clothes or better yet a new smelly fuckass cart.

Let me bring up the topic ... Oh yeah, same story, I treated her like shit for two years, blah blah blah, and I don't deserve a birthday gift because blah blah blah I'm a terrible bf, everything is my fault, I'm a whore, and I suck.

I have her socials and Life360; she doesn't cheat, and she's very clingy, but fuck like ... What do I do, man

Do I even bother buying her shit for Christmas? I'm not angry nor sad, I'm disappointed. Sex is cool and all, but ... Might as well be friends with benefits, no?

I treated her horribly in the past, and she tried killing herself over me, but ... It's been years since then, man. Don't even get me started when she's angry, she says nothing but the most dehumanizing shit like ever, when I don't dare say the same shit back.

Hmm, we're too far gone to restart. We're each other's first everything (including virginity) ... What do I even do

Happy bday nigga

 

[Sadist]

shit advice tbh.
All he has to do is leave her ass and get with new girl, she will come back crawling at him.

pretty much what i told him to do in the latter part, except it would be WAY easier to just talk to her than to pull off that whole rebound ordeal, than to simply chat to her. that is the last resort (which will still lead to bullshit in the long run)

JFL at LTRS.

so youve clearly neverhad a proper ltr, especially in your teens OR you have trauma from the one you DID have, but which has gone south.

 

[Sadist]

happy birthday OP btw i thought u were recalling a story tbh

 

[Laqi]

pretty much what i told him to do in the latter part, except it would be WAY easier to just talk to her than to pull off that whole rebound ordeal, than to simply chat to her. that is the last resort (which will still lead to bullshit in the long run)

Everything will led to bullshit if he allows it.
Why be so bitchy about it when she is clearly being a bitch? Just leave her and show her that she is not all that?

so youve clearly neverhad a proper ltr, especially in your teens.

Hitting nerve huh
Clearly I m talking to teenager here
I was reccesed subhuman at 16, you can't teach me how to treat women, I treat them just like how they treated me, btw I m 20 now and Htn few people can vouch for me here. .

so I know what I m talking about, no women deserves his king energy, plus he is fucking prize because he is fucking HTN 6'0
I m 6'1 and 25inch bidelts so you get me I m type of guy that loves to ruin women for fun

 

[Sadist]

Everything will led to bullshit if he allows it.
Why be so bitchy about it when she is clearly being a bitch? Just leave her and show her that she is not all that?


Hitting nerve huh
Clearly I m talking to teenager here
I was reccesed subhuman at 16, you can't teach me how to treat women, I treat them just like how they treated me, btw I m 20 now and Htn few people can vouch for me here. .

so I know what I m talking about, no women deserves his king energy, plus he is fucking prize because he is fucking HTN 6'0
I m 6'1 and 25inch bidelts so you get me I m type of guy that loves to ruin women for fun

((inb4 a breakup was literally a part of my advice for him))

nigga i was ltn at 16 in an ltr and im STILL ltrpilled. im 19 bordering chadlite at 6’3 as of now (some may argue higher, some lower, ofc). i could tell youre the guy that likes ruining women for fun, which is totally fine tbh because most of them are whores nowadays, but dont bother giving advice to an ltrmaxer in that case OR argue another fellow ltrmaxer advice to begin with. ive gone thru every interaction possible, and i know what to do in pretty much every situation.

 

[Laqi]

((inb4 a breakup was literally a part of my advice for him))

nigga i was ltn at 16 in an ltr and im STILL ltrpilled. im 19 bordering chadlite at 6’3 as of now (some may argue higher, some lower, ofc). i could tell youre the guy that likes ruining women for fun, which is totally fine tbh because most of them are whores nowadays, but dont bother giving advice to an ltrmaxer in that case OR argue another fellow ltrmaxer advice to begin with. ive gone thru every interaction possible, and i know what to do in pretty much every situation.

hmm
I see wrong in being Ltrmaxer in this age
anyways each to their own
6'3 and borderline chadlite? Miring...

 

[notagreycell]

Nah ... I don't want to have to worry about my stamina ...

Im an incel 15 almost 16 years old what does it feel to have a gf thats clingy and wants to fuck you for 4 hours is that a great feeling or shit

 

[Laqi]

Im an incel 15 almost 16 years old what does it feel to have a gf thats clingy and wants to fuck you for 4 hours is that a great feeling or shit

stop with this please, it sounds so fucking disgusting.

 

[notagreycell]

stop with this please, it sounds so fucking disgusting.

I know but what does it feel to have a bitch 24/7 around you asking you to fuck her as long as you can

 

[Laqi]

I know but what does it feel to have a bitch 24/7 around you asking you to fuck her as long as you can

Boring.

 

[Pento]

Wowzers, guys, I'm 18 ... Oh Great ... Only a few weeks ago, I spent all my $$$ making a gift basket for my GF

I bought her ...
A cute little pocket knife
Her fav lotion
A cute stuffed animal with my cologne sprayed all over it
Roblox gift card
20+ Candies and her fav drink
Eyeliner
Mascara

And I fucked her for 3+ hours

WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW so cool ... Hmm, I understand that she's a broke teenager, but I wonder if I can even receive the common courtesy of some mediocre fast food for my birthday ...

A happy birthday text. OH CUTE, I WONDER WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN THE NEXT TIME I SEE HER ... Oh, she wants to fuck, well sure I'm not complaining.

Hmm, the day after ... Oh, uhm ... She wakes me up at 8 AM to spend the whole day together... WOW SO COOL, I got some $$$ for my birthday, so I MIGHT AS WELL GO SHOPPING WITH HER AND BUY A NEW KEYBOARD, AND SOME STUFF FOR MY MUSIC, AND MATCHING CLOTHES ... She flakes to stay at home and take a fucking nap (I have her life360), and reschedules 8+ hours later ... To Fuck. Well, I go home after shopping by myself.

Wow man, hmm, what about the next couple of days ...

Oh, she doesn't want to go on any dates; she instead wants to have sex for 4+ hours daily.

She always has $$$ to buy herself new fucking clothes or better yet a new smelly fuckass cart.

Let me bring up the topic ... Oh yeah, same story, I treated her like shit for two years, blah blah blah, and I don't deserve a birthday gift because blah blah blah I'm a terrible bf, everything is my fault, I'm a whore, and I suck.

I have her socials and Life360; she doesn't cheat, and she's very clingy, but fuck like ... What do I do, man

Do I even bother buying her shit for Christmas? I'm not angry nor sad, I'm disappointed. Sex is cool and all, but ... Might as well be friends with benefits, no?

I treated her horribly in the past, and she tried killing herself over me, but ... It's been years since then, man. Don't even get me started when she's angry, she says nothing but the most dehumanizing shit like ever, when I don't dare say the same shit back.

Hmm, we're too far gone to restart. We're each other's first everything (including virginity) ... What do I even do

Happy bday

 

[notagreycell]

Boring.

So its only fun when you fantasize about it or experience it for like a month or 2 but after some experience with women it becomes boring damn i gotta prepare myself

 

[Eskorbutin]

Uh bro if you are going to let her treat u like shit for years expect her to treat you worse than shit. That's like common human behavior even if she loves you so much.

It's like when teachers do 1 embarrassing thing in class and kids won't respect them anymore

 

[Clqs]

You're both mentally ill weirdos

Hope nothing but the worst for both of ya

 

[banku don]

I treated her horribly in the past, and she tried killing herself over me, but ... It's been years since then, man. Don't even get me started when she's angry, she says nothing but the most dehumanizing shit like ever, when I don't dare say the same shit back.

yea bro she is your soulmate

 

[GonorrhoeaGobbler]

happy birthday
you should impregnate her there is no better girl in this world that's the problem and only reason why she could consider cheating on you, animals want kids

 

[sebchi]

can u tag them 4 me

hi

 

[sebchi]

ngl you gotta break up this shit is not worth it and it seems like a mental struggle everyday holy fuck

 

[OldSpice]

i read all this man this just sounds like htn problems to me

should have tagged all the htn's

if ur tagging chads then tag me

 

[karmacita901]

Smart, yes, I can make intense Japanese EDM ... that requires an IQ of at least 110 to do so ... That's aside from the point. Well, we lost our virginity together, and no other girl has shown as much unwavering loyalty as she has... But, you might have a point here.

Can confirm i listened to your soundcloud and that shit was gas

 

[alurmo]

Wowzers, guys, I'm 18 ... Oh Great ... Only a few weeks ago, I spent all my $$$ making a gift basket for my GF

I bought her ...
A cute little pocket knife
Her fav lotion
A cute stuffed animal with my cologne sprayed all over it
Roblox gift card
20+ Candies and her fav drink
Eyeliner
Mascara

And I fucked her for 3+ hours

WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW so cool ... Hmm, I understand that she's a broke teenager, but I wonder if I can even receive the common courtesy of some mediocre fast food for my birthday ...

A happy birthday text. OH CUTE, I WONDER WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN THE NEXT TIME I SEE HER ... Oh, she wants to fuck, well sure I'm not complaining.

Hmm, the day after ... Oh, uhm ... She wakes me up at 8 AM to spend the whole day together... WOW SO COOL, I got some $$$ for my birthday, so I MIGHT AS WELL GO SHOPPING WITH HER AND BUY A NEW KEYBOARD, AND SOME STUFF FOR MY MUSIC, AND MATCHING CLOTHES ... She flakes to stay at home and take a fucking nap (I have her life360), and reschedules 8+ hours later ... To Fuck. Well, I go home after shopping by myself.

Wow man, hmm, what about the next couple of days ...

Oh, she doesn't want to go on any dates; she instead wants to have sex for 4+ hours daily.

She always has $$$ to buy herself new fucking clothes or better yet a new smelly fuckass cart.

Let me bring up the topic ... Oh yeah, same story, I treated her like shit for two years, blah blah blah, and I don't deserve a birthday gift because blah blah blah I'm a terrible bf, everything is my fault, I'm a whore, and I suck.

I have her socials and Life360; she doesn't cheat, and she's very clingy, but fuck like ... What do I do, man

Do I even bother buying her shit for Christmas? I'm not angry nor sad, I'm disappointed. Sex is cool and all, but ... Might as well be friends with benefits, no?

I treated her horribly in the past, and she tried killing herself over me, but ... It's been years since then, man. Don't even get me started when she's angry, she says nothing but the most dehumanizing shit like ever, when I don't dare say the same shit back.

Hmm, we're too far gone to restart. We're each other's first everything (including virginity) ... What do I even do

no ones reading this fuckign paragraph boyo
ur 18 so what