2 mans are so overrated

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I dont get why everybody and their mom glaze 2 mans so much. Its only ever good if youre an nd, aspie retard that cant keep a ducking convo, ive been dragged along to many and never really liked it, you cant even spit game because your friend is gonna clown you nodt likely, who even needs enemies when you hsve friends like mine, its even worse when ive showed up and the one lined up for me is sub mmtb

Bring back netflix&chill 2026
 
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its worse when u take one for da team 💔
 
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3 mans mog anyways

Also i agree usually your other friend will do anything he can to try make fun of u infront of the girls
 
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3 mans mog anyways

Also i agree usually your other friend will do anything he can to try make fun of u infront of the girls
HAd one once, even shittier
 
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I dont get why everybody and their mom glaze 2 mans so much. Its only ever good if youre an nd, aspie retard that cant keep a ducking convo, ive been dragged along to many and never really liked it, you cant even spit game because your friend is gonna clown you nodt likely, who even needs enemies when you hsve friends like mine, its even worse when ive showed up and the one lined up for me is sub mmtb

Bring back netflix&chill 2026
two mans are the dream life
and yes im a nd aspie retard and only rely on my looks
 
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HAd one once, even shittier
Honestly every method of trying to get in a womans pants sucks

Bars and clubs is a gamble because youre also spending a lot of money on alcohol

Tinder, hinge and bumble needs no explanation

Then for 2 mans you either gotta take one for the team, or deal with your annoying ass friend trying to impress the bitches by joking around with you
 
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What is 2 mans

Sounds gay
 
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Honestly every method of trying to get in a womans pants sucks

Bars and clubs is a gamble because youre also spending a lot of money on alcohol

Tinder, hinge and bumble needs no explanation

Then for 2 mans you either gotta take one for the team, or deal with your annoying ass friend trying to impress the bitches by joking around with you
Yes you need a Bpd wingman not an oofy doofy. Bars/clubs are the best , just pre-drink beforehand to save money.
 
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Yes you need a Bpd wingman not an oofy doofy. Bars/clubs are the best , just pre-drink beforehand to save money.
The pregame is usually better than the actual clubbing experience
 
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I dont get why everybody and their mom glaze 2 mans so much. Its only ever good if youre an nd, aspie retard that cant keep a ducking convo, ive been dragged along to many and never really liked it, you cant even spit game because your friend is gonna clown you nodt likely, who even needs enemies when you hsve friends like mine, its even worse when ive showed up and the one lined up for me is sub mmtb

Bring back netflix&chill 2026
And the worst part is, is that there is always one mf who gotta take one for the team and doesnt even enjoy it
 
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Hanging out with two girls, who both like you is the best 😍
Talking from experience :feelskek:
 
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The pregame is usually better than the actual clubbing experience
That is so true nothin beats pres. Especially true for nightclubs, they suck unless you end up making out with a FOID and/or getting black out drunk.
 
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That is so true nothin beats pres. Especially true for nightclubs, they suck unless you end up making out with a FOID and/or getting black out drunk.
Making out with a foid and then nailing them is the end goal of clubbing

Niggas who say “im going clubbing to hang out with my friends :soy:“ are fucking liars
 
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I dont get why everybody and their mom glaze 2 mans so much. Its only ever good if youre an nd, aspie retard that cant keep a ducking convo, ive been dragged along to many and never really liked it, you cant even spit game because your friend is gonna clown you nodt likely, who even needs enemies when you hsve friends like mine, its even worse when ive showed up and the one lined up for me is sub mmtb

Bring back netflix&chill 2026
Fakecel alert:ALERTA::ALERTA::ALERTA:
 
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The worst part about a 2 man is that one nigga gets mogged so subconsciously both foids want the guy that mogs more
 
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That is so true nothin beats pres. Especially true for nightclubs, they suck unless you end up making out with a FOID and/or getting black out drunk.
Also getting in an uber and throwing up everywhere is an ideal way to end the night if u arent taking somebody home
 
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Hanging out with two girls, who both like you is the best 😍
Talking from experience :feelskek:
I hanged out with my htb cousin who ended up getting the hots for me :borpaLick:
 
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Making out with a foid and then nailing them is the end goal of clubbing

Niggas who say “im going clubbing to hang out with my friends :soy:“ are fucking liars
Yes true bars are much better for socialising and for pulling for that matter. I never see ONS from nightclubs nowadays unless they previously knew each other or its chad or its a dumpster dive , most I and my sub-7 friends get are make-outs.

Also getting in an uber and throwing up everywhere is an ideal way to end the night if u arent taking somebody home
Can't relate I absolutely hate the idea of throwing up.
 
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Can't relate I absolutely hate the idea of throwing up.
Whilst i was partially ironic, i like just getting all that shit out of my system

And i see it as the ending of the night once it happens
 
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I dont get why everybody and their mom glaze 2 mans so much. Its only ever good if youre an nd, aspie retard that cant keep a ducking convo, ive been dragged along to many and never really liked it, you cant even spit game because your friend is gonna clown you nodt likely, who even needs enemies when you hsve friends like mine, its even worse when ive showed up and the one lined up for me is sub mmtb

Bring back netflix&chill 2026
2 mans are only good if you have an orgy or 3way after
 
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Whilst i was partially ironic, i like just getting all that shit out of my system

And i see it as the ending of the night once it happens
Yeh I can't live like that anymore like in my uni days, it absolutely kills my looks and gym progress. Plus I despise Chads taking the pick of the litter , whilst I stand their like a cuck. I am too old to make out with freshers as well now so I think I must retire from nightclubs now till I reincarnate as Chad.
 
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I dont get why everybody and their mom glaze 2 mans so much. Its only ever good if youre an nd, aspie retard that cant keep a ducking convo, ive been dragged along to many and never really liked it, you cant even spit game because your friend is gonna clown you nodt likely, who even needs enemies when you hsve friends like mine, its even worse when ive showed up and the one lined up for me is sub mmtb

Bring back netflix&chill 2026
ive had very very good two mans, i would even go ahead and say that they are better than just a regular date if you both know how to play your cards, i think the problem are your friends tbh
 
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Till what age do I have until they turn gay and creepy at that age??
 
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Hanging out with two girls, who both like you is the best 😍
Talking from experience :feelskek:
Seems more likely that neither will give you anything out of respect for their friend

But im not a chad like you so i wouldnt know
 
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Wanna go on a 2 man with me?
 
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Seems more likely that neither will give you anything out of respect for their friend

But im not a chad like you so i wouldnt know
Cmon bro you look better than me 100%
 
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Cmon bro you look better than me 100%
Idk bro, this is me but im sure you mog me back to mumbai
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I dont get why everybody and their mom glaze 2 mans so much. Its only ever good if youre an nd, aspie retard that cant keep a ducking convo, ive been dragged along to many and never really liked it, you cant even spit game because your friend is gonna clown you nodt likely, who even needs enemies when you hsve friends like mine, its even worse when ive showed up and the one lined up for me is sub mmtb

Bring back netflix&chill 2026
I dont like 2mans, it feels cucky
 
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2 mans = exploiting money from dates from men with your friend instead of alone
 
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2 mans = exploiting money from dates from men with your friend instead of alone
Yeah, its cool up untill the guy who paid takes what he paid for with force and i cant do anything but scream
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THIS IS WHY U FUCK UR HBS INSTEAD OF "2 MANS :soy: " :Comfy:
 
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I dont get why everybody and their mom glaze 2 mans so much. Its only ever good if youre an nd, aspie retard that cant keep a ducking convo, ive been dragged along to many and never really liked it, you cant even spit game because your friend is gonna clown you nodt likely, who even needs enemies when you hsve friends like mine, its even worse when ive showed up and the one lined up for me is sub mmtb

Bring back netflix&chill 2026
I agree the entire date it’s normally y mogging or getting mogged and ur girl feeling disgusted and wants ur friend
 
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