Klump
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TLDR
Stop Coping. Buy from Grey market sources if you know how. I plan on doing a real scientific review at some point. This is more of a blog type of deal. Starting weight was 170kg, lost 20kg in 10 weeks on Reta, I am 6ft tall and I’m not stopping until I get to 110kg. Current side effects: shit sleep, Pebble shits. I’m going to start magnesium 3 in 1 to help with sleep. Tesa may be on the cards. I’ve also had an increase in resting heart rate (HR) 5-10 bpm. The HR increase is expected, glucagon is doing its job. You better know your baseline numbers. If your HR is normally high don’t even start. For the rest don't pussy out unless it hits 90-100 resting. DATA & PICTURES included. This is BIG POPPA KLUMP’S personal experience, I am not a doctor, this is for educational purposes. Don’t ask me for a fucking source.
Intro
Not going to waste words talking about “what is Retatrutide (Reta) if you don’t know by now, you are behind. Are you a bloatcel, tired of the permabulk? Do your own research or keep rotting. Maybe you’re a coper, here to cast a dark cloud and pass judgement. Someone said everyone on .org that claims to take Reta is larping. I called out his cope and they told me to “post body”. Today is the day I post face and call out the copers. Get ready to Cope harder!
Keep your copes to yourself
The people currently researching reta are the early adopters. Many of you are fucking copers, who deserve to remain a CHUD! Making claims such as “There is no long term research”. Please STFU!!!
- Phase 1 trials started in 2021. Lasting 12 weeks.
- Phase 2 trials started in May 2021-November 2022 they were 48 weeks long.
- 4 years later (2026) and phase 3 trials are underway. Phase 3 trials have added an optional 24 week extensions to the 48 weeks.
If you are an iqlet and don’t know how to read research journals. Google ‘Eli Lilly’s triumph trials’ for a normies guide. ALL trials have follow up care. No bad news yet. How long are you going to cope? For another 5 years, JFL.
Another cope “You’re cheating”. Who are the adopters cheating? You? Who the fuck are you? JFL! Themselves? You think they’re going to be upset that when they look down, and they can see their dicks for the first time since childhood, they will say it doesn’t count because I used Reta? Get the fuck out of here!
“oh, but if you do sports..” Again STFU, it is not currently banned by WADA. Plus most of you virgins have never participated in sports or plan on doing so. So what is the point being made here. JFL! These copers would have seen their friends and/or family battle weight loss for years to no avail and ask stupid questions like “Why don’t you do it naturally?” it’s like they want you to secretly rot and die slow.
Tiktok shills
Oh my this cope may be the biggest one of them all. “Why are you buying from china? You don’t even know what’s in it. The US has the best stuff.” What a fucking claim. Some up start tik-toker runs a cycle and posts a before an after. Then decides to shill peptides for a US source. You would rather me buy from them instead of underground laboratories (UGL) in China, that have participated in forums for years some over ten. They post pictures of their labs, post Janoshik lab results when new stock arrives, meanwhile thread participants take part in group buys, do secondary rounds of testing with Janoshik and leave reviews. Make sure somebody’s fucking tested it. Some UGLs have warehouses Stateside, UK and Mainland Europe. So shipping times is not a good enough excuse. Why would you buy a 10mg vial of Reta for $100 off a reseller or US lab, when you can get 10mg kit/10 vials for $90-$120 straight from China or their domestic warehouse. Fucking iqlets shilling US peptides never gets old. JFL!
Reseller prices
10mg reta $100. 100mg. GHK-Cu $49.99. Never Do This shit. A kit of Reta & GHK-Cu can be bought with that money. You live and you learn
Another cope “You’re cheating”. Who are the adopters cheating? You? Who the fuck are you? JFL! Themselves? You think they’re going to be upset that when they look down, and they can see their dicks for the first time since childhood, they will say it doesn’t count because I used Reta? Get the fuck out of here!
“oh, but if you do sports..” Again STFU, it is not currently banned by WADA. Plus most of you virgins have never participated in sports or plan on doing so. So what is the point being made here. JFL! These copers would have seen their friends and/or family battle weight loss for years to no avail and ask stupid questions like “Why don’t you do it naturally?” it’s like they want you to secretly rot and die slow.
Tiktok shills
Oh my this cope may be the biggest one of them all. “Why are you buying from china? You don’t even know what’s in it. The US has the best stuff.” What a fucking claim. Some up start tik-toker runs a cycle and posts a before an after. Then decides to shill peptides for a US source. You would rather me buy from them instead of underground laboratories (UGL) in China, that have participated in forums for years some over ten. They post pictures of their labs, post Janoshik lab results when new stock arrives, meanwhile thread participants take part in group buys, do secondary rounds of testing with Janoshik and leave reviews. Make sure somebody’s fucking tested it. Some UGLs have warehouses Stateside, UK and Mainland Europe. So shipping times is not a good enough excuse. Why would you buy a 10mg vial of Reta for $100 off a reseller or US lab, when you can get 10mg kit/10 vials for $90-$120 straight from China or their domestic warehouse. Fucking iqlets shilling US peptides never gets old. JFL!
Reseller prices
10mg reta $100. 100mg. GHK-Cu $49.99. Never Do This shit. A kit of Reta & GHK-Cu can be bought with that money. You live and you learn
On TikTok live they will tell you, you only need to run 0.5-1mg a week so a 10mg vial can last at least 10 weeks, under the guise of micro-dosing. You might as well run tirzepatide as you are barely getting the glucagon effect of Reta while micro-dosing and it’s cheaper. The micro dosing advice lacks clinical evidence. Does a fat fuck like you need a micro-dose? JFL! They give advice so it feels like you are not getting ripped off. WOOOW $100 dollars for 2 months worth of Reta what a steal. Make sure to use code “DUMBASS” for 30% off at checkout.YEAH FUCKING RIGHT, JFL!!! New year’s sale a purchase of 2 30mg/kits of Reta for $310 direct from china with free shipping was made. 600mg of Reta would last 2 years if the subject remains at 6mg. You’re a MAXXED OUT BLOATCEL what is 0.5mg going to do.
The open vial is the GHKCU from the other photo
These shills love talking about the glucagon factor, but the thermogenic effect it gives scales with the dose. Please understand clinical trials are created to test a hypothesis and allow other researchers to replicate the study to see if they will achieve the same result and come to a consensus. This is Science 101. Why the hell would you listen to a TikToker, when the majority of clinical studies are done on bloatcels and start at 2mg. If you are morbidly obese follow the clinical data. Not anecdotal advice from a fucking tiktoker.
You’re probably thinking “This is ironic, you’re a fucking greycel.” Well don’t take my word for it. Here is my weekly weight check every Monday first thing in the morning, this isn't theory. It’s that real investigative shit. Check the 10 week breakdown of what happens when you stop micro-dosing like a little bitch and follow the actual clinical titration.
You’re probably thinking “This is ironic, you’re a fucking greycel.” Well don’t take my word for it. Here is my weekly weight check every Monday first thing in the morning, this isn't theory. It’s that real investigative shit. Check the 10 week breakdown of what happens when you stop micro-dosing like a little bitch and follow the actual clinical titration.
I know some weight markers are missing well unfortunately I couldn’t get weighed Dr Now style every week so deal with it. JFL
Future Threads
- Using Klow80 on a reconstructed knee 2 years post-op
- Does GHK-cu prevent loose skin (A case study)
- Does MT-2 have a positive effect on blackcels
- Are Neck exercises cope
