2k/mo Depop Dropship – Zero Inventory, China Slaves, Unsaturated AF – Full Copypasta”

[yuvdon]

STEP 0: ACCOUNT SETUP
1. **depop.com** → Gmail + bank

2. **Shipping = “Other”** → you ain’t got the pants,

——————————————————————
## STEP 1: AGE ACCOUNT (DON’T GET CHINKED)
>new account posting Ali slop = instant shadowban
>Depop AI sniffs bots like TSA sniffs Abdul

**7–14 DAYS:**
- Follow 50 real accounts (no bots)
- Like 100 posts (baggy jeans, Y2K tees)
- Add 5 to bag
- Buy 1 $10 thrifted tee
- Sell 1 old hoodie (prove you’re not a streetshitter)
>now you pass as human

——————————————————————
## STEP 2: NICHE (GEN-Z BAIT)
**2025 META:**
- Streetwear (YN, ATL drip, cargo pants that hide your skinny legs)
- Y2K (low-rise jeans for girls who vape)
- Goth (Tripp pants for kids who cut)
- Furry (tail plugs – yes, white people buy this)

**BRAND SHOP:**
>pfp = add your name ask ChatGPT for logo
>highlights = “DROPS” “SOLD” “SIZE CHART

——————————————————————
## STEP 3: SPY ON CHINKS
1. Search niche → **Brand → Other** → every dropshipper exposed
2. Sort by **sold**
3. Screenshot:
- 50+ sold
- Bags
- Sent offers
>find the pants that sold for $60

——————————————————————
## STEP 4: STEAL PHOTOS (BUT MAKE THEM GOOD)
**TOOLS:**
- Google Lens
- **PhotoRoom** (free)

**WORKFLOW:**
1. Reverse search → find **American brand site**
2. Download **floor shots** (no Chang in flip-flops)
3. PhotoRoom:
- Remove BG
- Add **concrete floor**
- **ADD SHADOWS**
- Rotate 3° → **bypasses AI**
>1 min per photo = 10x better than 99% of dropshippers

——————————————————————
## STEP 5: SOURCE FROM CHINA
1. Drag photo into AliExpress
2. Filter:
- **Choice**
- **100+ orders**
- **Photo reviews** (proof it’s not a dildo)
3. Pick **M/L** (fat Americans)
4. Copy **size chart**
5. Add the chart
——————————————————————
## STEP 6: LISTING (SEO + MARKUP)
**Title/Desc:**
>ChatGPT:
`“Depop SEO title + desc for baggy black cargos. Y2K, streetwear, unisex. Under 300 chars.”`
→ paste

**PRICING:**
- Ali cost = $11 → **list $40**
- **Discount:** $55 → sale $35 → zoomers buy

**SIZE CHART:** Paste Ali table
**SHIPPING:** 1–2 weeks (from Beijing with love)

——————————————————————
## STEP 7: FULFILL (NO INVENTORY)
1. Buyer pays → AliExpress
2. Paste **buyer address** (yes, even if it’s a trailer park)
3. Order → get tracking
4. **WAIT** till **USPS** (not 4PX or “China Post”)
5. Paste **US tracking** → mark shipped
6. **PROFIT = $35 – $11 – 10% fee = ~$21**

——————————————————————
## STEP 8: SCALE
- Post **3/day**
- Depop Stories: “packing” (PhotoRoom edits)
- **Sent offers** (-10%)
- Reinvest $1/day into **promoted listings**

——————————————————————
## GAINS
>10 sales/week = **$840/mo**
>30 sales/week = **$2.5k/mo**
>Chang works, you profit

——————————————————————
## PRO TIPS
- **NEVER use Ali photos** → AI ban
- **Shadows = white people magic**
- **Wait for US tracking** or buyer opens case
- Start with **10 listings**

——————————————————————
## COPYPSTA BIO
Trusted Streetwear • Baggy & Y2K • 1-2wk • NO REFUNDS • DM only

 

[taecell]

grey giving good advice, btw how much startup capital do you need

 

[yuvdon]

grey giving good advice, btw how much startup capital do you need

You don’t need any money to start. Just make your pictures look good, use a strong title and hashtags. Set a high price, then add a discount to make it look cheap and valuable.

 

[taecell]

You don’t need any money to start. Just make your pictures look good, use a strong title and hashtags. Set a high price, then add a discount to make it look cheap and valuable.

how are you meant to ship the stuff without money

 

[yuvdon]

how are you meant to ship the stuff without money

but it’s basically free because you will get money back in profit ( tip make new Ali express account every shipping because you will get free shipping coupon or discount on shipping )

 

[Corpuscula]

but it’s basically free because you will get money back in profit ( tip make new Ali express account every shipping because you will get free shipping coupon or discount on shipping )

Great, now delete this post

 

[yuvdon]

Great, now delete this post

Don’t worry 90% of people won’t even try the things I said

 

[Prøphet]

Beware when going into business dealings with the Chinaman. Always keep your wits when dealing with a gook.

 

[VrillFatNoob24]

STEP 0: ACCOUNT SETUP
1. **depop.com** → Gmail + bank

2. **Shipping = “Other”** → you ain’t got the pants,

——————————————————————
## STEP 1: AGE ACCOUNT (DON’T GET CHINKED)
>new account posting Ali slop = instant shadowban
>Depop AI sniffs bots like TSA sniffs Abdul

**7–14 DAYS:**
- Follow 50 real accounts (no bots)
- Like 100 posts (baggy jeans, Y2K tees)
- Add 5 to bag
- Buy 1 $10 thrifted tee
- Sell 1 old hoodie (prove you’re not a streetshitter)
>now you pass as human

——————————————————————
## STEP 2: NICHE (GEN-Z BAIT)
**2025 META:**
- Streetwear (YN, ATL drip, cargo pants that hide your skinny legs)
- Y2K (low-rise jeans for girls who vape)
- Goth (Tripp pants for kids who cut)
- Furry (tail plugs – yes, white people buy this)

**BRAND SHOP:**
>pfp = add your name ask ChatGPT for logo
>highlights = “DROPS” “SOLD” “SIZE CHART

——————————————————————
## STEP 3: SPY ON CHINKS
1. Search niche → **Brand → Other** → every dropshipper exposed
2. Sort by **sold**
3. Screenshot:
- 50+ sold
- Bags
- Sent offers
>find the pants that sold for $60

——————————————————————
## STEP 4: STEAL PHOTOS (BUT MAKE THEM GOOD)
**TOOLS:**
- Google Lens
- **PhotoRoom** (free)

**WORKFLOW:**
1. Reverse search → find **American brand site**
2. Download **floor shots** (no Chang in flip-flops)
3. PhotoRoom:
- Remove BG
- Add **concrete floor**
- **ADD SHADOWS**
- Rotate 3° → **bypasses AI**
>1 min per photo = 10x better than 99% of dropshippers

——————————————————————
## STEP 5: SOURCE FROM CHINA
1. Drag photo into AliExpress
2. Filter:
- **Choice**
- **100+ orders**
- **Photo reviews** (proof it’s not a dildo)
3. Pick **M/L** (fat Americans)
4. Copy **size chart**
5. Add the chart
——————————————————————
## STEP 6: LISTING (SEO + MARKUP)
**Title/Desc:**
>ChatGPT:
`“Depop SEO title + desc for baggy black cargos. Y2K, streetwear, unisex. Under 300 chars.”`
→ paste

**PRICING:**
- Ali cost = $11 → **list $40**
- **Discount:** $55 → sale $35 → zoomers buy

**SIZE CHART:** Paste Ali table
**SHIPPING:** 1–2 weeks (from Beijing with love)

——————————————————————
## STEP 7: FULFILL (NO INVENTORY)
1. Buyer pays → AliExpress
2. Paste **buyer address** (yes, even if it’s a trailer park)
3. Order → get tracking
4. **WAIT** till **USPS** (not 4PX or “China Post”)
5. Paste **US tracking** → mark shipped
6. **PROFIT = $35 – $11 – 10% fee = ~$21**

——————————————————————
## STEP 8: SCALE
- Post **3/day**
- Depop Stories: “packing” (PhotoRoom edits)
- **Sent offers** (-10%)
- Reinvest $1/day into **promoted listings**

——————————————————————
## GAINS
>10 sales/week = **$840/mo**
>30 sales/week = **$2.5k/mo**
>Chang works, you profit

——————————————————————
## PRO TIPS
- **NEVER use Ali photos** → AI ban
- **Shadows = white people magic**
- **Wait for US tracking** or buyer opens case
- Start with **10 listings**

——————————————————————
## COPYPSTA BIO
Trusted Streetwear • Baggy & Y2K • 1-2wk • NO REFUNDS • DM only

post shit like this every again and you wont live to see yet the sun again

 

[yuvdon]

?

 

[yuvdon]

post shit like this every again and you wont live to see yet the sun again

What should I even reply I am to autistic to understand what you mean

 

[Corpuscula]

You don’t need any money to start. Just make your pictures look good, use a strong title and hashtags. Set a high price, then add a discount to make it look cheap and valuable.

WHY would you share this tho

 

[yuvdon]

WHY would you share this tho

i can’t understand sarcasm i am to autistic ( are you being real or being sarcastic)

 

[Corpuscula]

i can’t understand sarcasm i am to autistic ( are you being real or being sarcastic)

im being real

 

[yuvdon]

im being real

Because I have superman syndrome

 

[somewhatsuffering]

is this a certified indian method