34 year old virgin. I think I might lose my virginity soon. Hallelujah!

[Mediocre Normalfag]

Been chatting with this chick from Badoo for a few days now. She lives only a few miles from me.

Anyway, We've been vibing' over text and WhatsApp. And she wants me to chill at her place as I type this.
Holy fuckin' shit.... I think I might get some action.

Pray for my ascension boyos.

 

[Rabbi]

34.... Holy shit.
Are you white OP?
ffs I can't ascend as a curry.

 

[Hades]

she’s going to drug you and harvest your organs

 

[Vidyacoper]

frauded

 

[SkinjobCatastrophe]

Good luck buddy boyo if she already knows what you look like and she wants you to come over then you are golden

 

[Archangel]

How did you not rope before reaching 30?

 

[Mediocre Normalfag]

Good luck buddy boyo if she already knows what you look like and she wants you to come over then you are golden

Thanks. I did a video chat with her yesterday, and she actually looks a little better in motion. Of course her skin quality looked worse without the filtering. But I honestly don't care. Anyway. I'll give you niggers the update tomorrow.

 

[OldRooster]

She must have filtered those pics a dozen times, holy blur fuction batman. Banging body though.

 

[Dude420]

coronamaxxing

 

[KingOfRome]

 

[Ritalincel]

she’s going to drug you and harvest your organs

used to do drugs, I still do, but I used to too.

 

[Gonthar]

Go to a prostitute first to see what sex is like, otherwise she will be turned off by your lack of experience.

 

[Deleted member 3881]

You will go to her house and find out it isn't a her. She will take you from behind with her female penis .

 

[DutchPrettyBoy]

nice bro

 

[Ritalincel]

You will go to her house and find out it isn't a her. She will take you from behind with her female penis .

 

[Mediocre Normalfag]

Update.

Okay, guys. I didn't have p in v sex but I came awfully close, and we have plans to chill again on the weekend. If anyone gives a shit, I'll pm the details of my experience. Maybe I'll make a post about it at the end of the week. If everything goes well, that is.

 

[Stare]

Update.

Okay, guys. I didn't have p in v sex but I came awfully close, and we have plans to chill again on the weekend. If anyone gives a shit, I'll pm the details of my experience. Maybe I'll make a post about it at the end of the week. If everything goes well, that is.

Good luck, legit hope you ascend.
People here are too rude, ngl

 

[Spartacus1-]

Dude, you're wasting your potentials. You're literally above average.

 

[54UD4D3]

used to do drugs, I still do, but I used to too.

shut up

 

[RAITEIII]

Good luck. Just make a thread and post ur pics so we help u ascend