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No, I'm not a 343 fan. They have completely destroyed Halo's essence with numerous instances of retardation and blatant hatred of the IP they created. They bring 1% positivity to the franchise with the remainder being absolute garbage. Only some works that occurred under their name are good but that's because it was done by independent contractors(Blur studios, saber interactive, Greg Bear books) rather than their own merit. @InanimatePragmatist
 
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Nah dont even delete my reply nigga
 
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No, I'm not a 343 fan. They have completely destroyed Halo's essence with numerous instances of retardation and blatant hatred of the IP they created. They bring 1% positivity to the franchise with the remainder being absolute garbage. Only some works that occurred under their name are good but that's because it was done by independent contractors(Blur studios, saber interactive, Greg Bear books) rather than their own merit. @InanimatePragmatist
Fully agreed, I am a bungie fanboy. I just wish they can let halo rest for once.
 
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I miss this shit.
 
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Fully agreed, I am a bungie fanboy. I just wish they can let halo rest for once.
Average 343 achievement
> Can't keep consistent antagonist after each game. kills Ur-Didact in random comic after Halo 4, kills Jul Madama in the literal first mission of H5, kills Cortana in Halo Infinite and probably Atriox for some reason.

>Pay $25 for the colour of your skin in Halo Infinite

> Halo TV series which for example blackwashes Captain Keys despite there being black characters in baseline halo. Retarded romance where Mister cheeks shows us his ass. Flood looks like generic 28 days zombies rather than a hyperintelligent biosphere conversion menace.

> Ugly ass artstyle that butchered everything. When asked as to why elites looked more like brutes than elites in H4 there excuse was "Different sub specie bro", I guess Thel changed into that same sub specie too lol. H4's first level geometry of the Forward Onto Dawn looking radically different for no apparent reason aside from owning the Bungie tards.

Why does Master Chief's armour look different?

343 honest to God reaction to that information:
Mc nanomachines son metal gear
 
Average 343 achievement
> Can't keep consistent antagonist after each game. kills Ur-Didact in random comic after Halo 4, kills Jul Madama in the literal first mission of H5, kills Cortana in Halo Infinite and probably Atriox for some reason.

>Pay $25 for the colour of your skin in Halo Infinite

> Halo TV series which for example blackwashes Captain Keys despite there being black characters in baseline halo. Retarded romance where Mister cheeks shows us his ass. Flood looks like generic 28 days zombies rather than a hyperintelligent biosphere conversion menace.

> Ugly ass artstyle that butchered everything. When asked as to why elites looked more like brutes than elites in H4 there excuse was "Different sub specie bro", I guess Thel changed into that same sub specie too lol. H4's first level geometry of the Forward Onto Dawn looking radically different for no apparent reason aside from owning the Bungie tards.

Why does Master Chief's armour look different?

343 honest to God reaction to that information:
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I would have at least forgiven 343 if they actually made fun games that were not broken peices of shit. Albiet the music was always good though. The composers did preserve a lot of the original motifs from martin o donnell. I just hate the retcons. FUCK the retcons.
Humans were always forerunner not ze acient dogshit retcon race
 

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