43M Why are all 4 of my fur babies going bonkers?

[jaaba]

Sooooo for context, here is me (43M, on the right) and my two comrades (39A and 51M). We are in a polyandrous relationship with our spouse Shaquisha (32F).

(Don’t get any ideas chumps, she is exclusive to me, my comrades and the nice young men from her ‘hood)

I was genuinely reading some of the most recent science books in my originated from star dust chair, and stumbled upon some of the most up to date feline dietary-need literature. After analysing the science (because I love science) I came to the conclusion that ethically sourced bug patties and organic kale would be what is best for my furry friends.

My fur babies health is legitimately very important to me, because my spouse is so fond of our non-human people house sharers. It is already hard enough for her as a goddess of African decent living in the stolen land we call America under the Nazi government we call the trump administration; if anything happened to the health of our non-human people friends it would break their heart.

I started the fur babies on said scientific diet, and with out a doubt they loved it.

Later on in the day, while me and my comrades were playing DnD, I noticed a rather concerning meow uwu from queerus (the red headed feline).

This tickled my highly empathetic mind, and caused me to grow concerned for all four of our felines. Each one of them interrupted my turn while roleplaying as my gender fluid orc character to scratch my leg. This genuinely butchered the entire DnD story, while also initiating my mind to rush for scientific answers for their evolutionary reactions to the food they legitimately scientifically need.

There is no way the science books were wrong because science is genuinely life.

After all I am genuinely just star dust that evolved billions of years ago, and legitimately could have misinterpreted the feline dietary science advice book and genuinely made the wrong recipe for my fur babies.

I would go to my spouse for advice, however shaquisha is currently at her buddy Jerome’s house for some veggie burgers. I always ask her for advice because her wisdom as a woman of colour in America dwarfs my intellect. When them is not here, I am a lost them.


If you can give me some useful advice, then you sir won the internet for today.

 

[incelincel]

nice

 

[jaaba]

nice

Could this be something to do with the Big Bang?

 

[Kainep]

 

[incelincel]

Could this be something to do with the Big Bang?

most likely.

 

[jaaba]

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I will punch you Nazi, it’s okay to punch Nazis

Are you so much of a bigot that you think it is okay to endorse the unethically sourced Nutella Nazi paste? They genuinely use exploitative labour practices. And they legitimately do not do enough humanitarian work for a company of their gravitas.

 

[Kainep]

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I will punch you Nazi, it’s okay to punch Nazis

Are you so much of a bigot that you think it is okay to endorse the unethically sourced Nutella Nazi paste? They genuinely use exploitative labour practices. And they legitimately do not do enough humanitarian work for a company of their gravitas.

Calm down antifa or i will cut down your funding we fund you yk that right

 

[jaaba]

Calm down antifa or i will cut down your funding we fund you yk that right
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Now that is a Nazi man if I’ve ever seen one

 

[Kainep]

Now that is a Nazi man if I’ve ever seen one

 

[kisslessvirgin]

ur a silly little bugger

 

[jaaba]

ur a silly little bugger