thecel
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Verse 1: Andrew Tate
“Girls don’t like me, so I copped some GHB
Needed something stronger than good old THC
Had to resort to such pathetic strategies
Once I realized they don’t care about my Ph.D”
That wasn’t about me, those bars ‘bout yo life
If you mess with me, I’ll end that with my knife
You don’t want no smoke, you don’t want no strife
You think you got a loyal partner, but I fucked yo wife
All of my Bugattis, pass ’em to my sons, in my will
Multi-million-dolla mansion in the hills
Party in a penthouse, I’m poppin’ designer pills
Cucked a beta right in front of him, gave him chills
Verse 2: David Goggins
Hit the pub and the club
Oofy Doofy, that’s what’s up
She a foodie and I gave that hoe a roofie, want some love
Her pussy stank but it taste just like a smoothie, yuh
Doing drugs and banging girls, life be like a movie, bruh
I served in the Marines, hundred thousand power cleans
She ate some beans, then her anus smelt of sardines
You got shit genetics, you are in need of a Le Fort 3
Uncircumcised but hygienic, dick be free of cheese
Verse 3: Wheat Waffles
From Twitter to Bumble, I got the birds and the bees
Fucked a Hapa bitch, call her Europeanese
Caffeine, Antihistamine
That’s all she do, ‘cause she is clean and so’s her crew
She in school, study law, that’s what she choose
I never go to lectures, always snooze, drinking booze
I’m a not a Jew goy
You’re a sub-2, boy
Soy: that’s what’s in your diet
My cock: she said she like it
It’s primal nature, you can’t fight it
Slide it in and she’s delighted
I don’t leak nudes, I keep them private
A man who mogs me ain’t ever been sighted
Verse 4: Chang Nation
I got an Asian nose, makes me look you-know-who (Voldemort)
JBW, you know that they never lose
But I am the exception, I just cucked a tall White dude
No condom on my erection, filled her up with Elmer’s glue
Living fast, living loose, I don’t wanna tie no noose
In the bed, in the kissing booth, she ratchet, so uncouth
Chick sucked my dick so hard she lost a fuckin’ wisdom tooth
Take the blackpill, that’s the motherfuckin’ truth, gin and juice—
—is her drink of choice
and in bed she making noise
I just bought a Rolls-Royce, it’s just one of my many toys
Verse 5: FitXFearless
Met up with my plug, told him “fly me to the moon”
My dick too big, halfway in, ain’t no more room
Creampie, yeah, pussy coated in my coom
Necrophiliac, fucked that JB in a tomb
I was not a virgin ever since I left the womb
I’m the alpha male, highest value in the room
2 nude models all at once, now it’s time to double spoon
Sex is my morning routine, 2 bodies by noon
I had sex in a car, you just fap to toons
I lay Prada models, you only match with troons
You cope with Bud Light, I trip LSD and shrooms
I went in so hard her queef was like a sonic boom
(pause)
By the way, your fate is doom
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