Supreme
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Every night, i wake up in a cold sweat, my bedsheet utterly soaked, and i see the vision of Mike Tyson staring me down with his 5’10 stature and robust warrior skull, Helicopter Blades attached to his back whirring at maximum speed, yet his sheer 5’10 weight was able to keep him glued the ground, he yells
“I’m gonna make you pay fow being thawl you thawlfag, i’m gonna muthilathe your enthire body you 6’3 lanklet, orbiting JBs won’t save you now, i’m gonna eat your spine, your thibia and your femur ALIVE”
I attempted to reason with him, to no avail, his ridiculously high Testosterone levels that closed his growth plates early knew NO such thing as reasoning, nor sympathy, then i realized it was no dream, this 5’10 BVLL had indeed with his incredible 5’10 IQ and 5’10 will had tracked down my location for looking down on the manlets of r/short and .Org, and i was decapitated literally and figuratively,
Beware.
“I’m gonna make you pay fow being thawl you thawlfag, i’m gonna muthilathe your enthire body you 6’3 lanklet, orbiting JBs won’t save you now, i’m gonna eat your spine, your thibia and your femur ALIVE”
I attempted to reason with him, to no avail, his ridiculously high Testosterone levels that closed his growth plates early knew NO such thing as reasoning, nor sympathy, then i realized it was no dream, this 5’10 BVLL had indeed with his incredible 5’10 IQ and 5’10 will had tracked down my location for looking down on the manlets of r/short and .Org, and i was decapitated literally and figuratively,
Beware.
