5'4 Indian man cold approaching girls at my uni

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Title not an exaggeration btw
Was waiting in line for some coffee when I saw this unfolding
This guy was lurking outside Starbucks basically stalking his prey

Saw him approaching these 2 blonde girls (both extremely pretty)
His opening was pretty basic "Hello I thought you 2 were really pretty what are your names blah blah blah"
They almost immediately said they weren't interested and walked away laughing to each other

As they're walking away he does this big wave
Tom Hanks Hello GIF


And says "Goodbye girls! I hope to see you again soometime soon!" in the heaviest indian accent imaginable
Honestly bless his soul, I hope he finds success in this method.
 
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Even I should do this but I apparently don't have a heavy accent. @sportsmogger has heard me speak. I think I have an accent but because I speak well and pronounce words properly it doesn't sound too bad. My accent is similar to this

 
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Even I should do this but I apparently don't have a heavy accent. @sportsmogger has heard me speak. I think I have an accent but because I speak well and pronounce words properly it doesn't sound too bad. My accent is similar to this


well you're a chad in my eyes bhai
this guy was prolly ltn by western standards
 
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well you're a chad in my eyes bhai
this guy was prolly ltn by western standards
He reminds of this legend

 
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He reminds of this legend

Holy shit maybe that was him and he was going for round 2
 
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Even I should do this but I apparently don't have a heavy accent. @sportsmogger has heard me speak. I think I have an accent but because I speak well and pronounce words properly it doesn't sound too bad. My accent is similar to this


Yeah that's not a bad accent. Heavy indian accent is a real failo, it sounds really bad
 

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