5'8 and 5'9 is the bare minimum height

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if ur not 5'8 or 5'9 sockless, shoeless, measured normally atleast, this is the bare fuckign minimum. 5'8, u could easily wear airforces and a 1 inch lift or couple layer of sock and be 5'10. Its not bad. U will be percieved as human by a lot of people. 5'7 however, is fucking ropefuel. Imagine all u can fraud to without looking strange is like 5'9. Fucking brutal.

Im 5'9 atleast if i take of my shoes i have socklift so im 5'10 in bowling, or foids house.

Also genuially get ur height measured so much of u niggas overestimate ur height and cry "muh im 5'11 every1 so tall" nah bro. Ur probably 5'7 with fluffy hair with shoes like 5'8 jfl
 
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6'2 bare minimum
 
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5'9 minimum to be seen as human

6'0 to be able to date a girl who has 3 boy best friends

6'2 to be able to date girl mtb who is only yours
 
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if ur not 5'8 or 5'9 sockless, shoeless, measured normally atleast, this is the bare fuckign minimum. 5'8, u could easily wear airforces and a 1 inch lift or couple layer of sock and be 5'10. Its not bad. U will be percieved as human by a lot of people. 5'7 however, is fucking ropefuel. Imagine all u can fraud to without looking strange is like 5'9. Fucking brutal.

Im 5'9 atleast if i take of my shoes i have socklift so im 5'10 in bowling, or foids house.

Also genuially get ur height measured so much of u niggas overestimate ur height and cry "muh im 5'11 every1 so tall" nah bro. Ur probably 5'7 with fluffy hair with shoes like 5'8 jfl
The average height cannot be good, you need to be slighty above.
 
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Theres no bare minimum height; thats a man made concept. The shorter, the worse it is.

I've seen 5'4 guys with kids but obviously that would be very brutal
 
im 5’10
 
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5'9 is short
5'10 is bare minimum
 
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I’m 5 7.75 at night
 
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Saw some guy that was like 5'3 max holding his toddler that was no more than 4 years old. The kid was already around 3/4ths of his height :feelskek:
His kids are gonna be so mad at him when they stop growing at 5'5
 
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I’m 5’8 and I still feel so short i don’t know what the fuck are you talking about:feelscry:
 
5'4 and 3 quarters too right? heard its the perfect height for men
 
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I’m 5’8 and I still feel so short i don’t know what the fuck are you talking about:feelscry:
if u grow to 5'9 and can fraud 2 extra inches u will heightmog people and feel tall jfl :lul: basically 6 foot
 
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5'9 minimum to be seen as human

6'0 to be able to date a girl who has 3 boy best friends

6'2 to be able to date girl mtb who is only yours
Cope. Im 6’1, almost 6’2 and no one even see me as a human because of my ltn face. Tom Holland, zac efron, amnesia are slayers despite being short. Height is cope without decent face
 
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if u grow to 5'9 and can fraud 2 extra inches u will heightmog people and feel tall jfl :lul: basically 6 foot
Holy copefuel dude I’m 16 my growth palates are basically closed
 
What sock lifts do you have that let you walk without collapsing ?
 
if ur not 5'8 or 5'9 sockless, shoeless, measured normally atleast, this is the bare fuckign minimum. 5'8, u could easily wear airforces and a 1 inch lift or couple layer of sock and be 5'10. Its not bad. U will be percieved as human by a lot of people. 5'7 however, is fucking ropefuel. Imagine all u can fraud to without looking strange is like 5'9. Fucking brutal.

Im 5'9 atleast if i take of my shoes i have socklift so im 5'10 in bowling, or foids house.

Also genuially get ur height measured so much of u niggas overestimate ur height and cry "muh im 5'11 every1 so tall" nah bro. Ur probably 5'7 with fluffy hair with shoes like 5'8 jfl
what is 5'8 in cm
 
5'9 minimum to be seen as human

6'0 to be able to date a girl who has 3 boy best friends

6'2 to be able to date girl mtb who is only yours
6ft with a good frame is good enough for nearly every chick
 
if ur not 5'8 or 5'9 sockless, shoeless, measured normally atleast, this is the bare fuckign minimum. 5'8, u could easily wear airforces and a 1 inch lift or couple layer of sock and be 5'10. Its not bad. U will be percieved as human by a lot of people. 5'7 however, is fucking ropefuel. Imagine all u can fraud to without looking strange is like 5'9. Fucking brutal.

Im 5'9 atleast if i take of my shoes i have socklift so im 5'10 in bowling, or foids house.

Also genuially get ur height measured so much of u niggas overestimate ur height and cry "muh im 5'11 every1 so tall" nah bro. Ur probably 5'7 with fluffy hair with shoes like 5'8 jfl
True
 
if ur not 5'8 or 5'9 sockless, shoeless, measured normally atleast, this is the bare fuckign minimum. 5'8, u could easily wear airforces and a 1 inch lift or couple layer of sock and be 5'10. Its not bad. U will be percieved as human by a lot of people. 5'7 however, is fucking ropefuel. Imagine all u can fraud to without looking strange is like 5'9. Fucking brutal.

Im 5'9 atleast if i take of my shoes i have socklift so im 5'10 in bowling, or foids house.

Also genuially get ur height measured so much of u niggas overestimate ur height and cry "muh im 5'11 every1 so tall" nah bro. Ur probably 5'7 with fluffy hair with shoes like 5'8 jfl
I have a confession to make I am only borderline 5'10 in the morning 177 cm, I shrink to 176 by evening and that is like 5'9.25". I still claim 5'10 cuz it makes me feel more human.
 
Saw some guy that was like 5'3 max holding his toddler that was no more than 4 years old. The kid was already around 3/4ths of his height :feelskek:
His kids are gonna be so mad at him when they stop growing at 5'5
inject the child with 50IU of hgh daily and 5 grams of letrozole
 

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