5’8 is the best height to be

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You live longer

JB appeal

Primed for pretty boy pheno

Small skull = no ogre

You have many gl people with this height to cope with

Anything under 6ft mogs tbh unless it’s not too death tier
 
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Cope. 5'8 is a death sentence.
 
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Sounds cope but for more sanity I'll believe it isn't
 
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Sounds cope but for more sanity I'll believe it isn't
There's no science for your copes. All the science points to is that being taller is objectively in every metric.
 
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Bro wtf? JB appeal is still 6'5+ because of tiktok
 
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Bro wtf? JB appeal is still 6'5+ because of tiktok
Zayn Malik, Dylan o Brian, Justin Bieber etc are all 5’8 JB slayers
 
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Women don't even think men under 6 foot exist.
 
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Zayn Malik, Dylan o Brian, Justin Bieber etc are all 5’8 JB slayers
JB cope is irrelevant. Real women prefer men who are all over 6 foot.
 
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You can name 10X more slayers above 6ft
True, but 5’8 just gives you that main character appeal, you know?

Also the way 5’8 phonetically rolls off the tongue, just say it out loud and it’ll make sense. I would never touch a lift in my entire life, I love my height
 
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True, but 5’8 just gives you that main character appeal, you know?

Also the way 5’8 phonetically rolls off the tongue, just say it out loud and it’ll make sense. I would never touch a lift in my entire life, I love my height
Cope. 5'8 is literally a candidate for state mandated execution.
 
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True, but 5’8 just gives you that main character appeal, you know?

Also the way 5’8 phonetically rolls off the tongue, just say it out loud and it’ll make sense. I would never touch a lift in my entire life, I love my height
well damn, i am 5'9 and it sucks for me
 
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I don't know why the government doesn't just kill us manlets off.
 
well damn, i am 5'9 and it sucks for me
Then you just don’t have chadlite/chad face to make up for it, many such cases
 
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Holy cope
 
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Tall people live better, are more intelligent, are more respected, are better looking, have more sex appeal, have bigger dicks, etc. You are literally not perceived as worthy of sex if you are under 6 foot.
 
Cope. Face is the biggest cope.
Face is law, bucko

You wouldn’t be complaining about your height if you had status, chadlite face and pheno, and good proportions now would you?
 
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Face is law, bucko

You wouldn’t be complaining about your height if you had status, chadlite face and pheno, and good proportions now would you?
I'd rope.
 
I'd rope.
Height is what gains you respect, not face. A manlet with a Chad face looks retarded. Short men kill themselves more and often have mental problems. Look at Tom Cruise.
 
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You live longer

JB appeal

Primed for pretty boy pheno

Small skull = no ogre

You have many gl people with this height to cope with

Anything under 6ft mogs tbh unless it’s not too death tier
Is 5’7 close enough :feelscry:
 
I can’t tell if you’re trolling or not but 5’8 isn’t the end of the world
You should have been outside at Valentine's. All tall white dudes buying shit for their GFs, even ethnic dudes are tall these days.
 
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Studies have shown the average zoomer is 6'2 and HTN
Gen Alpha will be 6'5, 10x7, with a HTN face, jacked as fuck

Your wives are gonna cuck you for kids born after the PS4 lol
 
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There's a certain point where height gives you diminishing returns and face becomes more important
You can be cl facially but never pull if you're 5'4 jfl
 
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There's a certain point where height gives you diminishing returns and face becomes more important
You can be cl facially but never pull if you're 5'4 jfl
5'4 men should be crushed to bones and dust.
 
Gen Alpha will be 6'5, 10x7, with a HTN face, jacked as fuck

Your wives are gonna cuck you for kids born after the PS4 lol
Those pussies are all gonna be recessed cucks
 
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i love being 5'8 im more graceful and elegant than these 6'5 mutants 🤣
 
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Cope and you are basically gen alpha yourself if you are 15
No i miss it by a year, my parents should have fucked later then i would be gen alpha 6’5 jacked htn :feelsbadman:
 
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No i miss it by a year, my parents should have fucked later then i would be gen alpha 6’5 jacked htn :feelsbadman:
I don't care about the ranges but my point is you are closer age wise to them than you are to me.
 
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Natural selection isn't fast enough
A good genocide of short men would do the job. Someone like Trump could do it TBH.
 
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You live longer

JB appeal

Primed for pretty boy pheno

Small skull = no ogre

You have many gl people with this height to cope with

Anything under 6ft mogs tbh unless it’s not too death tier
Cope, 6ft4 is ideal
 
I am going to ask Trump to pass a bill that state executes all men under 6 foot.
 

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