80 year old man hits on my mom

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so i was out eating with my mom because im traveling and wont see her for a while

we sit down and 3 tables down there is a old man, OLDDDD man 75-80~. Walking stick, wrinkles everywhere, could bearly stand

This man starts winking at my mom

he never spoke to her or anything but he kept looking at her to the point i noticed it too

as he gets up, walks up to the register to pay and walks out

waiter walks over a few minutes later and tells us the man paid our food

so random but me and my mom kept laughing hysterically at the man older than her dad repeatedly winking at her
 
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And you took it like a good boy
 
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bump
 
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wtf was i supposed to do? he didnt even do anything β€œbad” just winked from a distance
Stand up, show him this forum, and blackpill him on the agepill
 
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Stand up, show him this forum, and blackpill him on the agepill
probably wouldnt know how to use the forum ngl

oldcels are bad with technology
 
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so i was out eating with my mom because im traveling and wont see her for a while

we sit down and 3 tables down there is a old man, OLDDDD man 75-80~. Walking stick, wrinkles everywhere, could bearly stand

This man starts winking at my mom

he never spoke to her or anything but he kept looking at her to the point i noticed it too

as he gets up, walks up to the register to pay and walks out

waiter walks over a few minutes later and tells us the man paid our food

so random but me and my mom kept laughing hysterically at the man older than her dad repeatedly winking at her
Grandpa wasted money for nothing lmao :lul:
 
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No man u should have winked at his wife
 
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Brutal even Grandpa got lower inhib than most of this forum
 
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so i was out eating with my mom because im traveling and wont see her for a while

we sit down and 3 tables down there is a old man, OLDDDD man 75-80~. Walking stick, wrinkles everywhere, could bearly stand

This man starts winking at my mom

he never spoke to her or anything but he kept looking at her to the point i noticed it too

as he gets up, walks up to the register to pay and walks out

waiter walks over a few minutes later and tells us the man paid our food

so random but me and my mom kept laughing hysterically at the man older than her dad repeatedly winking at her
Wait until she experiences a drive-by ejaculation, ugh. The story she'll share at the Christmas gathering. "So I was having dinner with my bum son when suddenly, this odd man walks by us while jerking off! He came on both of us! I was like, "What the heck is happening with this world!""
 
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That was your mom? I thought she was your girl friend.
 
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so i was out eating with my mom because im traveling and wont see her for a while

we sit down and 3 tables down there is a old man, OLDDDD man 75-80~. Walking stick, wrinkles everywhere, could bearly stand

This man starts winking at my mom

he never spoke to her or anything but he kept looking at her to the point i noticed it too

as he gets up, walks up to the register to pay and walks out

waiter walks over a few minutes later and tells us the man paid our food

so random but me and my mom kept laughing hysterically at the man older than her dad repeatedly winking at her
Oldcel still had that dog in him
 
@Suns9999 alright buddy count your days
 
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Wait until she experiences a drive-by ejaculation, ugh. The story she'll share at the Christmas gathering. "So I was having dinner with my bum son when suddenly, this odd man walks by us while jerking off! He came on both of us! I was like, "What the heck is happening with this world!""
chances are less than .001% :ogre:
 
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Brutal even Grandpa got lower inhib than most of this forum
yeah tbh if i got my collagen drained like that id rope

i dont know how ill cope with agepill im only 19 right now
 
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so i was out eating with my mom because im traveling and wont see her for a while

we sit down and 3 tables down there is a old man, OLDDDD man 75-80~. Walking stick, wrinkles everywhere, could bearly stand

This man starts winking at my mom

he never spoke to her or anything but he kept looking at her to the point i noticed it too

as he gets up, walks up to the register to pay and walks out

waiter walks over a few minutes later and tells us the man paid our food

so random but me and my mom kept laughing hysterically at the man older than her dad repeatedly winking at her
You gone have a 80 year old step-dad
 
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yeah tbh if i got my collagen drained like that id rope

i dont know how ill cope with agepill im only 19 right now
He was 19 at one time. Now he's old and collagenless
 
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Your mom had you at 18 so she's 37 but looks in her 20s.
whered you see that lmfao im pretty sure ive said it on forum once or twice but you have a good memory young one
 
whered you see that lmfao im pretty sure ive said it on forum once or twice but you have a good memory young one
I was making a hoke, but seriously?
 
so random but me and my mom kept laughing hysterically at the man older than her dad repeatedly winking at her
That's the problem. I see young girls staring and smiling at old men all the time and then they think those girls want the dick. If I was a women I would come to that loser and pour my hot coffee on that ugly loser but I have mental of a man. Your mother is a whore who is happy because she gets attention from 80 yo loser. RIP to your dad. Imagine he spent 30 years with that slut.
 
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That's the problem. I see young girls staring and smiling at old men all the time and then they think those girls want the dick. If I was a women I would come to that loser and pour my hot coffee on that ugly loser but I have mental of a man. Your mother is a whore who is happy because she gets attention from 80 yo loser. RIP to your dad. Imagine he spent 30 years with that slut.
dont forget to be a nice guy (y)
 
That's the problem. I see young girls staring and smiling at old men all the time and then they think those girls want the dick. If I was a women I would come to that loser and pour my hot coffee on that ugly loser but I have mental of a man. Your mother is a whore who is happy because she gets attention from 80 yo loser. RIP to your dad. Imagine he spent 30 years with that slut.
i think everyone likes attention its a natural human reaction
 
I don't like attention of 80 years old grannies
i smile a little when my grandmas friends call
me handsome as fake as it might be
 

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