80 year old man hits on my mom

[chudlite]

so i was out eating with my mom because im traveling and wont see her for a while

we sit down and 3 tables down there is a old man, OLDDDD man 75-80~. Walking stick, wrinkles everywhere, could bearly stand

This man starts winking at my mom

he never spoke to her or anything but he kept looking at her to the point i noticed it too

as he gets up, walks up to the register to pay and walks out

waiter walks over a few minutes later and tells us the man paid our food

so random but me and my mom kept laughing hysterically at the man older than her dad repeatedly winking at her

 

[cooldude1231]

And you took it like a good boy

 

[chudlite]

And you took it like a good boy

wtf was i supposed to do? he didnt even do anything “bad” just winked from a distance

 

[chudlite]

bump

 

[SamuraiCope]

wtf was i supposed to do? he didnt even do anything “bad” just winked from a distance

Stand up, show him this forum, and blackpill him on the agepill

 

[chudlite]

Stand up, show him this forum, and blackpill him on the agepill

probably wouldnt know how to use the forum ngl

oldcels are bad with technology

 

[Yuki]

so i was out eating with my mom because im traveling and wont see her for a while

we sit down and 3 tables down there is a old man, OLDDDD man 75-80~. Walking stick, wrinkles everywhere, could bearly stand

This man starts winking at my mom

he never spoke to her or anything but he kept looking at her to the point i noticed it too

as he gets up, walks up to the register to pay and walks out

waiter walks over a few minutes later and tells us the man paid our food

so random but me and my mom kept laughing hysterically at the man older than her dad repeatedly winking at her

Grandpa wasted money for nothing lmao

 

[Willmogulater]

No man u should have winked at his wife

 

[chudlite]

No man u should have winked at his wife

he was by himself

 

[Willmogulater]

he was by himself

U should make him ur sugar daddy

 

[Chadeep]

Brutal even Grandpa got lower inhib than most of this forum

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

so i was out eating with my mom because im traveling and wont see her for a while

we sit down and 3 tables down there is a old man, OLDDDD man 75-80~. Walking stick, wrinkles everywhere, could bearly stand

This man starts winking at my mom

he never spoke to her or anything but he kept looking at her to the point i noticed it too

as he gets up, walks up to the register to pay and walks out

waiter walks over a few minutes later and tells us the man paid our food

so random but me and my mom kept laughing hysterically at the man older than her dad repeatedly winking at her

Wait until she experiences a drive-by ejaculation, ugh. The story she'll share at the Christmas gathering. "So I was having dinner with my bum son when suddenly, this odd man walks by us while jerking off! He came on both of us! I was like, "What the heck is happening with this world!""

 

[OldRooster]

That was your mom? I thought she was your girl friend.

 

[Suns9999]

so i was eating out my mom

 

[Muttcel foid killer]

so i was out eating with my mom because im traveling and wont see her for a while

we sit down and 3 tables down there is a old man, OLDDDD man 75-80~. Walking stick, wrinkles everywhere, could bearly stand

This man starts winking at my mom

he never spoke to her or anything but he kept looking at her to the point i noticed it too

as he gets up, walks up to the register to pay and walks out

waiter walks over a few minutes later and tells us the man paid our food

so random but me and my mom kept laughing hysterically at the man older than her dad repeatedly winking at her

Oldcel still had that dog in him

 

[chudlite]

@Suns9999 alright buddy count your days

 

[chudlite]

That was your mom? I thought she was your girl friend.

my mother is way older than me how could you get it mixed up

 

[chudlite]

U should make him ur sugar daddy

maybe if jt was a wrinkly old lady id make her buy me crypto

 

[chudlite]

Wait until she experiences a drive-by ejaculation, ugh. The story she'll share at the Christmas gathering. "So I was having dinner with my bum son when suddenly, this odd man walks by us while jerking off! He came on both of us! I was like, "What the heck is happening with this world!""

chances are less than .001%

 

[chudlite]

Brutal even Grandpa got lower inhib than most of this forum

yeah tbh if i got my collagen drained like that id rope

i dont know how ill cope with agepill im only 19 right now

 

[klip11]

so i was out eating with my mom because im traveling and wont see her for a while

we sit down and 3 tables down there is a old man, OLDDDD man 75-80~. Walking stick, wrinkles everywhere, could bearly stand

This man starts winking at my mom

he never spoke to her or anything but he kept looking at her to the point i noticed it too

as he gets up, walks up to the register to pay and walks out

waiter walks over a few minutes later and tells us the man paid our food

so random but me and my mom kept laughing hysterically at the man older than her dad repeatedly winking at her

You gone have a 80 year old step-dad

 

[klip11]

yeah tbh if i got my collagen drained like that id rope

i dont know how ill cope with agepill im only 19 right now

He was 19 at one time. Now he's old and collagenless

 

[klip11]

my mother is way older than me how could you get it mixed up

Your mom had you at 18 so she's 37 but looks in her 20s.