A captivating love story that ends in tragedy

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

The bitch be say, "Yo, motherfucker, this shiet's gots to go, nigga!" I was Fortniting with other players and I think she got jealous because some of them were females. However, the night prior, I convinced her I would be looking for a job. But ugh, playa can't be working and shiet, nigga.

So I be, "Yo, hoe, I aints gots the time for this here, bitch ass nigga! I gots to finish my daily quests!"

And she be, "Oh, hell no, motherfucker! This hoe aints playing yo games, nigga! You gots to go!"

And I be, "Shiet, it ain't no thang but you best keep your fucking hands off my bling or pop-pop-pop, bitch!" I was referring to my gaming console and Taylor Swift bikini posters as I noticed her eyes gazing in that vicinity with contention.

So she be, "Pop pop pop, bitch? Oh, I pop yo broke ass nigga ass bitch!" She ran to the kitchen where her purse and gun were. I discovered at that point I messed up getting romantically involved with a violent gangster ghetto hoe. So I did what any real man would've done in that situation. I fell to my knees and begged for my life as she approached aiming the Glock at me.

"Please, LaShay LaShay Uganda Boo-Boo Williams baby! I be sorry." I manhandled her at that point.

"I said get yo broke nigga ass outs my crib, hear!" I observed her index finger unlatch the slide lock mechanism. Ugh. I realized then this love story has come to an end. And so I left...with my gaming console and Taylor Swift posters tightly by my side.

The End.

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[Matthias8272]

 

[Tallooksmaxxer]

>Fornite... LE BAD
kys redditor

 

[Matthias8272]

>Fornite... LE BAD
kys redditor

huh

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

I had no idea so many kids are into that game. Sad. Their parents need to take the consoles away from them.

 

[Tallooksmaxxer]

huh

nigger

 

[Matthias8272]

nigger

First off it's ironic being called a redditor by a new fag who made their account 2 years after me, but also I never said fortnite is bad you just seem insecure, don't worry buddy it's ok you're allowed to like fortnite

 

[Tallooksmaxxer]

First off it's ironic being called a redditor by a new fag who made their account 2 years after me, but also I never said fortnite is bad you just seem insecure, don't worry buddy it's ok you're allowed to like fortnite

watch the end of video

 

[Matthias8272]

watch the end of video

I did, that doesn't imply I dislike fortnite

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

watch the end of video

I did, that doesn't imply I dislike fortnite

Not to change the subject much, but I believe they need to cap the age of the user to 18 then add blood, guts, ability to behead other players, yadda yadda yadda.

 

[Tallooksmaxxer]

Not to change the subject much, but I believe they need to cap the age of the user to 18 then add blood, guts, ability to behead other players, yadda yadda yadda.

based

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

based

Indeed. Actually, add a skin-removal mod to where a player can remove the other deceased player's skin and wear it as their attire. Also, with the beheading mod, the player can then add that head to their weapon list. So when he catches up with the other team, he can toss their deceased member's head at them. Which in return, would trigger a grieving effect (something like in The Sims with the urn/grave effect on Sims) with those players for 5 seconds thus giving him the opportunity to blast them all away.

 

[Tallooksmaxxer]

Indeed. Actually, add a skin-removal mod to where a player can remove the other deceased player's skin and wear it as their attire. Also, with the beheading mod, the player can then add that head to their weapon list. So when he catches up with the other team, he can toss their deceased member's head at them. Which in return, would trigger a grieving effect (something like in The Sims with the urn/grave effect on Sims) with those players for 5 seconds thus giving him the opportunity to blast them all away.

i think we need a isis game where you fight against us soldiers.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

i think we need a isis game where you fight against us soldiers.

Except, don't call them ISIS, but Demoncrats. And so those characters are tranny looking creatures. If they get near you, they'll try sexually enticing you, knowing you're not into that shit. Which then lowers your shield. Also, the Demoncrat creatures have the ability to make up numbers for their own shield and ammunition. So say if one is down to ten bullets and has half shield...suddenly, it has a hundred bullets and full shield.

 

[Tallooksmaxxer]

Except, don't call them ISIS, but Demoncrats. And so those characters are tranny looking creatures. If they get near you, they'll try sexually enticing you, knowing you're not into that shit. Which then lowers your shield. Also, the Demoncrat creatures have the ability to make up numbers for their own shield and ammunition. So say if one is down to ten bullets and has half shield...suddenly, it has a hundred bullets and full shield.

idk it can be a cool dlc i guess