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So I just came back from the gym

Had an
excruciating 2 hour pull session, and I didn't even deadlift (was too lazy to do it + gymcel cope + you're a bloated subhuman if you can deadlift beyond 330lbs)


Couple that with a 3 mile jog
Shit got me tired as fuck

working out atom ant GIF by Warner Archive
Area 51 Running GIF by MOODMAN


Came home and as I was grazing on some chestnuts and kefir. I started looking for ways to cope on the Interwebs of not having to spend so much time at the gym

Work From Home Reaction GIF

Surely some niggas have had a great
calisthenics only transformation proving that gymcel is cope. Surely right

loop fitness GIF
workout stretch GIF by Daniel Flefil


Right
Well bam! First result is some reddit post

Titled "1 Year Calisthenics Transformation: 16 Years Old"

So yeah. Pretty impressive stuff
This nigga pretty much mogs even the most progressive overloaded bloated 5 years+ experience gymcel without lifting a single weight
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Pretty impressive right. Even tho Im not a teen, even I got a little inspired. I started reading the comments and shit and it turns out a lotta niggas did

Like this kid below in the comments ..
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Well this was posted 7 years ago. I figured surely this kid would have had some impressive progress by now. .. I wonder how's he doing right now. Prolly fckn a stacy and shit ...

Right?

And so I was expecting to see a gymcelled monster machine if he was still posting considering he made that comment 7 years ago

bradley cooper abs GIF

shirtless hugh jackman GIF


I mean that would make sense right ..


Wrong you utterly delusional incel
laughs cage GIF

(no idea why this redit link doesnt work) but heres a screenshot
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laughs cage GIF


Meanwhile the guy who made that epic transformation was busy making UFC edits and left since then (prolly got a nice gf and hobbies and doesnt give a fuck)


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You either live long enough to get mirin' reacts from reddit soyboys or you ... well you already know
 
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Nookie
 
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The difference is one kept using Reddit
 
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The eiditng on this website is so bonkers

Can't even make the right spoulers and shit
 
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didn't read
 
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Brutal only 3 reacts in 20mins
 
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Failed thread faggot
 
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Unironically escaped inceldom the easiest way possible. Hes a soldier that did what he had to do for his own survival. Prob rides bbc frequently now. Absolutely mirin
 
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Niggas here will say left physique is peak JB appeal
 
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Mirin that he did that transformation in a year tbh..
I have big frame and arms rn but I look like shit otherwise. Just natural gains from sports and boxing jfl.
 
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Mirin that he did that transformation in a year tbh..
I have big frame and arms rn but I look like shit otherwise. Just natural gains from sports and boxing jfl.
Show me incel
But yea thats good enough for the most part tbh .
 
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TRANS WOMEN ARE REAL WOMEN!!!
 
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