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So I just came back from the gym
Had an excruciating 2 hour pull session, and I didn't even deadlift (was too lazy to do it + gymcel cope + you're a bloated subhuman if you can deadlift beyond 330lbs)
Couple that with a 3 mile jog
Shit got me tired as fuck
Came home and as I was grazing on some chestnuts and kefir. I started looking for ways to cope on the Interwebs of not having to spend so much time at the gym
Surely some niggas have had a great calisthenics only transformation proving that gymcel is cope. Surely right
Right
Well bam! First result is some reddit post
Titled "1 Year Calisthenics Transformation: 16 Years Old"
So yeah. Pretty impressive stuff
This nigga pretty much mogs even the most progressive overloaded bloated 5 years+ experience gymcel without lifting a single weight
Pretty impressive right. Even tho Im not a teen, even I got a little inspired. I started reading the comments and shit and it turns out a lotta niggas did
Like this kid below in the comments ..
Well this was posted 7 years ago. I figured surely this kid would have had some impressive progress by now. .. I wonder how's he doing right now. Prolly fckn a stacy and shit ...
Right?
And so I was expecting to see a gymcelled monster machine if he was still posting considering he made that comment 7 years ago
I mean that would make sense right ..
You either live long enough to get mirin' reacts from reddit soyboys or you ... well you already know
Had an excruciating 2 hour pull session, and I didn't even deadlift (was too lazy to do it + gymcel cope + you're a bloated subhuman if you can deadlift beyond 330lbs)
Couple that with a 3 mile jog
Shit got me tired as fuck


Came home and as I was grazing on some chestnuts and kefir. I started looking for ways to cope on the Interwebs of not having to spend so much time at the gym

Surely some niggas have had a great calisthenics only transformation proving that gymcel is cope. Surely right


Right
Well bam! First result is some reddit post
Titled "1 Year Calisthenics Transformation: 16 Years Old"
So yeah. Pretty impressive stuff
This nigga pretty much mogs even the most progressive overloaded bloated 5 years+ experience gymcel without lifting a single weight

Pretty impressive right. Even tho Im not a teen, even I got a little inspired. I started reading the comments and shit and it turns out a lotta niggas did
Like this kid below in the comments ..

Well this was posted 7 years ago. I figured surely this kid would have had some impressive progress by now. .. I wonder how's he doing right now. Prolly fckn a stacy and shit ...
Right?
And so I was expecting to see a gymcelled monster machine if he was still posting considering he made that comment 7 years ago


I mean that would make sense right ..
Wrong you utterly delusional incel

(no idea why this redit link doesnt work) but heres a screenshot
Meanwhile the guy who made that epic transformation was busy making UFC edits and left since then (prolly got a nice gf and hobbies and doesnt give a fuck)




Meanwhile the guy who made that epic transformation was busy making UFC edits and left since then (prolly got a nice gf and hobbies and doesnt give a fuck)


You either live long enough to get mirin' reacts from reddit soyboys or you ... well you already know
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