A fellow incel needs help

[majindoom]

hey guys, I need help. I want to start bettering myself, you know new year new me bull shit but on a serious note I’m 17 about 5’6 skinny fat, pretty awkward and kinda strange but I plan on changing that this year. I want to start mewing I’ve been trying on and off for a couple of months but can’t really do it properly or commit because of my tongue tie, the reason I want to start mewing is because I have a very asymmetrical face and lack luster facial features. I also plan on doing keto and working out I already bought a gym membership and protein. I want to gain muscle and hopefully grow by putting my body under ketosis. I’m tired of being a shitty person I’m tired of being “average” or below average I’m tired of being shorter than my sister and I’m tired of being a complete shithead with no motivation. But that’s gonna change. This isn’t my year it’s my decade. So if anybody has any tips or criticisms please tell me I want to look better feel better and be better. Thank you and happy new year I want all of us to flourish this decade because we deserve it. That was my ted talk sorry for being a cringeyI’m in a weird mood today
No I’m not cutting my hair by the way fock off m8
Another thing I forgot to add I have a masturbation addiction as much as I hate to admit it I’ve tried no fap and semen retention so many times but I just fail please help

 

[OOGABOOGA]

Like maybe 2 words tops

 

[Deleted member 1751]

Didn't read anything but it's

 

[needsolution]

Cut hair

 

[majindoom]

Like maybe 2 words tops

What does that mean

Didn't read anything but it's

what do you mean my that

 

[OOGABOOGA]

What does that mean

Not a single word

 

[majindoom]

Cut hair

I’m growing it out that’s why it looks rough I am getting a taper on the sides tomorrow maybe on the back

Not a single word

Sorry I’m slow and new to the site so I can’t tell if you’re trolling but what does that mean bro

 

[Deleted member 209]

get rid of the hair and the prebuscent facial hair