A fly has been flying around my room for 30 minutes now and won't sit down

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How does that motherfucking fly has so much energy it's driving me insane
 
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brutal flypill
 
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brutal flypill
I want to capture her and slowly and painfully torture her, maybe poison her with something that would kill her slowly and painfully
 
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use a flytrap or spread some glue on paper and put some bread crumbs to jmprovise
 
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Dont hurt it satan is the lord of flies.
 
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I want to capture her and slowly and painfully torture her, maybe poison her with something that would kill her slowly and painfully
those niggas have a 0.02 sec reaction time good luck with that buddy boyo
 
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How does that motherfucking fly has so much energy it's driving me insane
You might wanna check your house. Flies usually are around when something is decaying, maybe an animal or something
 
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How does that motherfucking fly has so much energy it's driving me insane

Just darken your room and open a window bro.
 
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You might wanna check your house. Flies usually are around when something is decaying, maybe an animal or something
Nah not really I left my window open with a light on and my room is very warm right now and flies like that during winter
 
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Offer the fly a Thanksgiving. Present a plate of food. The fly will be "thankful" and come feast. Wait till the fly has filled its belly, then slaughter it. Happy Thanksgiving.
 
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Nah not really I left my window open with a light on and my room is very warm right now and flies like that during winter
You get flies, I get green water bugs. Those motherfuckers stink :sick::sick:
 
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You might wanna check your house. Flies usually are around when something is decaying, maybe an animal or something
the bodies in the basement 🤫
 
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Offer the fly a Thanksgiving. Present a plate of food. The fly will be "thankful" and come feast. Wait till the fly has filled its belly, then slaughter it. Happy Thanksgiving.
Bro the shit you just wrote and the way you wrote it is legendary :lul:
 
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There there
 
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the bodies in the basement 🤫
waltergotmebright.gif
 
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Step 1: Buy several non-venomous spiders
Step 2: Set them free inside your house
Step 3: Eat them (in your sleep)

Uh and they'll probably take on the flies too.
 
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Bro the shit you just wrote and the way you wrote it is legendary :lul:
That was the design for Thanksgiving. And think of how violent and arrogant we are as a nation to celebrate that slaughter today sugar-coated as a good holiday. Sick. The Brits have been right about us this whole time.
 
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