Omg delete this I have a snake phobia
Looks like Michael reeves roping with my cock
What happened over text?
Long story we talked over the span of a week or so, but I explained why I said that when she asked for my number, told her I dont have any social media and dont leave the house much etc.
a snake snuck up on me one time in my outdoor washer room.most terrifying experience of my life. My blood legit instantly turned cold and i screamed at the top of my lungs like a girl and jumped like 8 feet out of there. Horrible lol
Damn, gave me chills, how did it happen exactly, did it touch you
He probably mogs u ngl
I was standing at the washer, then i saw something out of the corner of my eye, i turned to look and it was a medium sized maybe 3 or 4 foot black snake (no homo) rearing its head up. Looking it up later pretty sure it was a black kingsnake, theyre black with yellow stripes
Not even in your wildest dreams cuh
Look at his jaw then go look at yours
Listen dog , i never actually claimed i am the best looking probably i am htn in the best day
Yeah I was just projecting
A girl asked someone for my phone number so that someone called me and I didn't pick up. Thank god I didn't. I wouldn't want to hurt that girl's feelings by saying no.
She approached me as I was leaving the gym. 5/10 irl maybe 6, basic white foid
